GREAT TRUTHS 

ABOUT LIFE 

THAT LITTLE CHILDREN 

HAVE LEARNED:

 No matter how hard you try, 

you can't baptize cats.

When your Mom is mad at your Dad, 

don't let her brush your hair.

 If your sister hits you, 

don't hit her back. 

They always catch 

the second person.

 Never ask your 3-year old brother 

to hold a tomato.

 You can't trust dogs 

to watch your food.

 Reading what people write on desks 

can teach you a lot.

 Don't sneeze when someone 

is cutting your hair.

 Puppies still have bad breath, 

even after eating a tic-tac.

 Never hold a Dust-Buster 

and a cat at the same time.

School lunches stick to the wall.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli 

in a glass of milk.

 Don't wear polka-dot underwear 

under white shorts.

The best place to be 

when you're sad 

is Grandpa's lap.

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