~Husbands~
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far !!
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A husband is living proof
that a wife can take a joke !
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A husband is someone who takes out the trash
and give the impression he just cleaned the whole house !!
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Anyone looking for a husband obviously never had one !
Beware of dog....oh wait....that's just my husband !
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Do you want the man of the house
or the woman who knows everything?
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Ex-Husband is the BEST husband !
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Give your husband an inch and he'll think he's a ruler !
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Hang on to your husband.
He might come back in fashion.
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Husband and Dog missing...25 cent reward for dog.
Husband for Sale...remote included !
I got a cat for my husband. I think it was a fair trade.
I love a man with dishpan hands !
I miss my ex-husband...but my aim is getting better !
I still miss my husband...but my aim is improving !
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If a husband would treat his wife as though
she were a thoroughbred...
she'd never turn into an old nag!!!
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If more husbands were self starters,
They're wife wouldn't have to be a crank !
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If we can send one man to the moon...
why can't we send them all !
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I'm the boss of the house
and I have my wife's permission to say so !!
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Man is the king of his castle...but only until his queen comes home.
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Men are idiots
and I married their KING !
(seen on a bumper sticker)
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My hubby says he is going to leave
if I keep spending so much time on the computer.
I am sure going to miss him!
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My husband always says...I'm saving us into the poorhouse !!
My husband let's me have all the craft supplies I can hide !!
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My husband wears the pants in the family...
I just tell him which ones to wear !!
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My husband's the only kid in our house
that'll never grow up
and will never leave the house.
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My NEXT husband will be
normal.
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My wife and I have an agreement.
I don't try to run her life
and I don't try to run mine.
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I usually wake up grumpy,
but sometimes I let him sleep in.
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My husband said if I went shopping again,
he'd leave me.
WHY didn't somebody tell me it was that easy !?!
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The opinions expressed by the husband in this house
are not necessarily those of the management.
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The perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/11/2009
Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.
Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~