~Kitchen~
A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
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A guardian angel in your kitchen...
watches over what you're fixin'...!!
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A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,
and this kitchen is delirious !
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A messy kitchen is a sign of a good meal.
A Pinch of this...a dash of that...
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EMERGENCY NUMBERS
Pizza 555-121-1212
Chinese 555-121-1212
Deli 555-121-1212
Grandma 555-121-1212
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Fresh Eggs...Layed Daily
God blesses this kitchen but He doesn't clean it....!!
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I do my part to keep the planet green;
just look in my refrigerator.
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I know that birds have little birds,
and fish have little fishes.
Then why don't sinks have little sinks,
instead of dirty dishes..???
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I like hugs and I like kisses,
But what I'd love...is help with the dishes !!
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
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Ice Tea
5 cents
House wine of the South
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If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans,
this world would be one heck of a kitchen !!
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If messy kitchens are happy kitchens...mine's delirious !!
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen !
If you want breakfast in bed....sleep in the kitchen !
If yur lookin...for home cookin'....go home !
Keep this Kitchen clean.....Eat out !!
Kitchen Closed...Not in the Mood...
(I saw this on a sign that had a cow on it)
Kitchen closed Sundays...
Kitchen Closed: this chick's had it!
Kitchen Closed: this heifer has had it !
Lord...bless this kitchen...and those who labor in it...
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Lord,
Warm all the kitchen with thy Love,
And light it with Thy peace.
Forgive me all my worry,
and make my grumbling cease.
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Love bakes good cakes
And brews good stews.
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Make yourself at home....Clean my Kitchen !!
Mealtime: when the kids sit down to continue eating.
Mom only works in the kitchen on days that end in "Y"
Mom's Cafe...Open 24 hours !
Mom's Kitchen: Love served here...
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My next house will have not kitchen...
just vending machines.
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No matter where I serve my guests....
they seem to like my kitchen the best...
(this was on a counted-cross stitch piece I did years ago)
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Only cowards cook on low !!
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Please don't bug me....while I'm eating !!
(I saw this on a sign depicting a bug with a spoon)
Save water....don't do dishes !!
Sit...Give Thanks...Eat...Praise the Cook...
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Sit....Relax....Gossip !
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Thank God for dirty dishes;
they have a tale to tell;
while others may go hungry,
we're eating very well.
With home and health and happiness,
I shouldn't want to fuss;
and by the stack of evidence,
God's been very good to us !!
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The kitchen is the heart of the home...
The Meals Complete...when the Kitchen's Neat !!
The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat !
This chick is cookin'...
This is a self-cleaning kitchen....clean up after yourself !
This is my kitchen and I will do as I darn well please !
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NEW !
This kitchen is closed due to illness !
I'm sick of cooking !
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This kitchen serves the four basic food groups:
1. chocolate fudge
2. chocolate brownies
3. chocolate ice cream
4. diet cola
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Thousands of people have eaten in my kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.
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Two choices for Dinner Tonite...take it OR leave it !
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Welcome to my Kitchen...
Now...Get Out !!!
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Welcome to my Kitchen
Operating Hours:
Monday -- closed
Tuesday -- no service
Wednesday -- half day
Thursday --out shopping
Friday -- day off
Saturday -- eat out
Sunday -- day of rest
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You can eat off my kitchen floor.
There are crumbs everywhere !
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/17/09
Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.
Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~