~Marriage~
A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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A marriage may be made in heaven,
but the maintenance must be done on earth.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage the " Y" becomes silent.
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Bigamy:
Marrying a pretty girl
and a good cook !
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Blessed are those who are easy to live with.
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By all means...marry ! If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
and that is a good thing for any man.
(Socrates)
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Do not marry a person that you know you can live with;
only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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Don't go to bed angry....stay up and fight !!
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Give and take are the twin pillars of marriage.
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Greatest penalty of bigamy...
having two mother-in-laws !!
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Happiness is marrying your best friend.
He loves me....he loves me not. It matters not...I'm all he's got !!
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He rules the roost
but I rule the rooster !!
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Henceforth there shall be
such a oneness between you,
that when one weeps,
the other will taste salt.
(sent in by a visitor who had it on an old bookmark)
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How beautiful life can be when touched by Love.
The path to happiness is so narrow
that two cannot walk on it unless they become one...
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I used to be married...but I feel much better now.
(Richard Fossett)
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I would like to go full speed ahead...but I'm married to a speed bump.
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I would love to live in the fast lane...but I'm married to a speed bump.
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If you want to stay single...look for the perfect mate !
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If you want your spouse to listen
and pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
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Love is not a feeling. Love is a commitment.
Marriages are made in heaven....but so are thunder and lightening!!!
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
(Mae West)
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Marriage is a sacred institution...
If you want to be institutionalized....
go right ahead !
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Marriage is an institution where
the man loses his bachelor degree
and the woman gets her masters.
And after years of marriage,
they both be Ph.D. (Problem Holder Degree).
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Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Marriage is bliss.
Ignorance is bliss.
Therefore....
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Marriage is not a word......it is a sentence.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Marriage requires compromise without feeling compromised.
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Matrimony:
The high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
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My wife and I have an agreement.
I don't try to run her life
and I don't try to run mine.
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One good turn gets most of the blanket.
One nice person and one old goat live here....
(I saw this on a sign with a goat on it....)
Our love has no limit, our marriage no end.
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Real love stories never end.
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Some people claim that
marriage interferes with romance.
There's no doubt about it.
Anytime you have a romance,
your wife is bound to interfere.
(Groucho Marx)
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy....other times I just let him sleep !
(I was also told the word "her" could be substituted for "him" in this saying)
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Star Light, Star Bright,
Where or where is Mr. Right ?
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Success in marriage is more than finding the right person...
It's becoming the right person.
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The goal of marriage is not to think alike
but to think together.
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The ties of marriage are not slip-knots.
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The whole thing about matrimony:
we fall in love with a personality
but we must live with the character.
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Together is a wonderful place to be...
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Two hearts united...and two shall become as one...
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When taking a wife or buying a horse,
close your eyes and command yourself to God.
(Spanish saying)
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With this ring...I thee wed.
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updated 4/17/09
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Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~