~Men~
A man and his truck -- what a beautiful sight !
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A man is never worth your tears.
And the one who is,
won't make you cry.
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A man is only as good as his word.
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A man of quality is never threatened by a woman of equality.
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A man's reach,
should exceed his grasp.
Else, what's a heaven for ?!?
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Adventure is not outside the man;
it is within.
(David Grayson)
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Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust.
If it weren't from women...
Men's things would rust !
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Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
(Sim York Soo)
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Behind every successful man is a SURPRISED woman !
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Men do what they want.
Boys do what they can.
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Finding a good man
is like picking wild roses.
You have to watch out
for the pricks.
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For every woman who makes a fool out of some man;
there's another who makes a man out of a fool.
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I love a man with dishpan hands.
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I am man....hear me snore !!
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If a man is alone is the woods and speaks,
and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?
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If we can send one man to the moon...
why can't we send them all !
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It is true that God made men before women,
but it also true that he made a rough draft
before a masterpiece.
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Men and fish are alike....
they both get in trouble
when they open their mouths.
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Men are attracted to three types of women:
those who dress well,
those who dress a little,
and those who don't dress at all !
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Men are just tall children !
Men are like blenders....always mixed up !
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Men are like chocolate !
Sweet, smooth and go straight for the hips !
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Men are like fine wine.
It's our job to crush them and keep them in the dark
until they mature into something
we'd like to have dinner with!
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Men are like mascara. They run at the first sign of emotion !
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Men are like handicapped spaces...
the good ones are taken
and the rest are handicapped.
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Men are like outhouses.
They are either taken...
or full of **** !!!
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Men are like wines,
They mature with age.
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Men...can't live with them....can't live without their paychecks !
Men should come with directions !
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Men...
You can't live with them...and you can't use them for parts !
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Men with sight see things as they are.
The man with insight see's things as they could be.
(Copyright 2003 Joseph P. Martino)
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My fantasy is having two men,
one cooking and one cleaning.
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Never let a man's mind wonder...
It is too little to be out by it's self.
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No guy is worth your tears,
and the one who is
will never make you cry.
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No man is a match for a woman's tears.
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No man in completely worthless...
he can serve as a bad example.
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Patience
is a virtue
possess it if
you can
always found
in women
BUT...never
found in men
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Real men don't ask directions...!
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Some people say I'm a grumpy, mean, old man.
That's not true.
I have the heart of a kind and gentle soul...
in a jar on my desk.
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Talk to a man about himself...
and he will listen for hours !
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The common man you can count in the billions.
The successful man you can count in the millions.
The great man you can count in the thousands.
The wise man you can count on your fingers.
The truly godly man you can always count on.
(Copyright 2003 Joseph P. Martino)
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The difference between a man and a child
is the price of their precious toys.
(Sim York Soo)
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The good ones can get themselves out of trouble...
but the great ones...don't get themselves into it.
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The hardest secret for a man to keep is his opinion of himself.
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The only difference between a man and a boy
are the size of his toys.
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The only guy who should make you cry
is the one who makes you cry tears of joy !
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The true measure of a man
is how he treats those
who can do nothing for him.
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There are three stages in a man's life....
STUD ~ DUD ~ THUD !!
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What a World ! The rich man worries over his last meal he had
and the poor man over where his next meal to come.
(Sim York Soo)
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Why did the man cross the road?
Who knows...
Why in the heck do they do anything !!
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Women like the "simple" things in life...
MEN !!
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You can tell a man by his BIG...
talk !
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updated 4/11/2009
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Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~