~No Smoking~
Feel free to use our smoking area....
it's located outdoors.
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If we see you smoking
we will assume
you are on fire
and take appropriate action.
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If you don't want your ash kicked,
the butt stops here.
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If you must smoke...take your butt outside.
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If you stick a cigarette in your ear,
you will look stupid.
But if you stick one in your mouth,
then you are stupid!!!!!!!!!!
(this was sent in by a visitor who said this saying was meant for teenagers...)
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If you're smoking in this house, you'd better be on fire !!
No smoking....so get your butt out of here !
One fondest request is no smoking by guests.
Please don't smoke....we might croak.
(this little saying was on a sign with little green frogs)
Please refrain from smoking....my lungs are trying to work !!
Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.
Thank you for not smoking, we'd rather die of natural causes.
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/17/09
Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.
Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~