~PMS~
I don't have PMS --- I'm just naturally bitchy !
I have PMS and a gun ... any questions???
I have PMS and a gun...now what were you saying?
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I have PMS and ESP....
that makes me a b****...
who knows it all...!!
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I have PMS and I'm all out of chocolate !
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I
suffer from PMS...
My
wife gets it........I suffer!!
(from a husband who visited my website)
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If I am PMSing --- give me chocolate -- and I will be fine !
It's not PMS...it's an estrogen fog !
~~~
It's not PMS that's bothering me...
it's YOU !!
~~~
Next mood swing....6 minutes !
PMS allows women once a month to act like men do everyday !
PMS -- Pass My Shotgun !
PMS -- Pack My Stuff !
PMS -- Pack My Suitcase !
PMS--Pardon My Screaming !!
PMS -- Pardon My Sobbing !!
PMS = Punish My Spouse !!
PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome
PMS -- People Make me Sick
PMS -- Permanent Male Stupidity !
PMS -- Permanent Menstrual Syndrome !
PMS -- Perpetual Munching Spree !
PMS -- Pissy Male Syndrome !
PMS -- Pissy Mood Syndrome !
PMS -- Pissy Mood Swing !
PMS -- Plainly Men Suck !
PMS -- Potential Murder Suspect !
PMS -- Psychotic Mood Shift !
PMS - Pretty Mean Stamper !
PMS--Pretty Mean Spirited !!
PMS -- Problems Men Start
PMS -- Provide Me with Sweets !
PMS -- Puffy Mid-Section
PMS -- Punish My Spouse
PMS--Putting up with Men's **** !!
PMS--Putting up with Men's Stupidity !!
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The difference between
a woman with PMS
and a pitbull is......
LIPSTICK !!
~~~
When I have PMS...
I don't have my period....
I have an explanation POINT !!
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When the world
is all but homicidal,
all I need's
is a little Midol.
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/17/09
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Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~