~Retirement~

• An antique person lives here.

• A retired husband is a wife's full time job....!!

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I am retired but....

I work part-time as a pain in the butt.

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• Retired and entering the "Honey Do" hell zone.

• RETIRED:  Goodbye tension...hello pension !

• Retired...It could take a while..

                 (seen on a doormat)

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RETIREMENT:

Twice the Husband....Half the Money !

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RETIREMENT:

You're adding 5 days to your weekend!

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• Retired...Now I have a Life !!!

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The only thing bad about retirement...

is you have to be old to qualify.

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Welcome

Friends Anytime...

Relatives...By Appointment

(Sent in by visitor to site...she saw this on the door of a retirement home)

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updated 4/18/09

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             Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~