~Teenagers~
This page is dedicated to my teenage son....Jesse Clayton...(or J.C. as I call him).
He is a Texas redneck boy who loves big jacked-up trucks, "mudding" and has girls on the brain.... 24/7 !!!
He's be a blessing since the day he was born....but he is wearing me out!!
~Deanie~
Arguing with a teenagers is like
wrestling in the mud with a pig.
Sooner or later you figure out
that he/she is enjoying it.
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Attention Teenagers !!! NO is a complete sentence !!
Attitude...??? What Attitude...???
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Do not disturb !!
Homework in Progress !!
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I don't have an attitude, I have a big personality.
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I'm 16 !!
Give me your keys...
Give me your credit cards....
And get out of my way !!
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Keeping the house clean with teenagers around
is like scooping snow during a blizzard!
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Look hard....
The teen you're raising
is usually a mirror of yourself at that age....
except we know what they are thinking
and we are trying to keep them
from making the same mistakes we did.
Know what??
They don't care just as we didn't care.
Mostly we are trying to correct
the mistakes we made as young adults,
through our children.
"Good Luck !!"
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Ma Bell didn't have teenagers !!
(seen on a sign in a drug store)
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MAYBE...and that is final !!!
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My Bedroom Rules
# 1 It is forbidden to clean up my room !!
#2 Brothers are NOT allowed....EVER !!!
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Only date who you would choose a mate.
Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.
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Teenagers are ALWAYS right !!
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Telephone: 5 minute time limit
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Teenagers are our punishment for enjoying sex...!!
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Whatever !!
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What's popular is not always right...
What's right is not always popular !!
(this was sent in by a mom whose teenage daughter had this saying posted in her homeroom)
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When your kid becomes a teenager,
you get a barrel and put a small hole in the side.
Then, you put the kid in the barrel.
You can feed your teenager through the hole.
When the kid turns sixteen, then you plug up the hole.
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You know the difference between right and wrong.
Choose to do what is right.
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E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.
updated 4/18/09
Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.
Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~