More Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

• "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
• Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie
• Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
• There go the lights again...
• Ya' know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em.
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
• What's this doing here?
• I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
• That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• Sterile, shcmerle. The floor's clean, right?
• What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
• OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
• This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
• Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
• Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
• What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
• Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
• Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?

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