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Don't ever laugh when a hearse goes by

Or you may be the next to die

They wrap you up from head to feet

And bury you 'bout six feet deep

They put you in a big black box

And cover you with dirt and rocks

All goes well for about a week

But then your coffin begins to leak

The worms craw in the worms crawl out

The worms play peanucle on your snout

A great big worm with rolling eyes

Crawls in through your nose and out your eyes

They eat your eyes they eat your nose

They eat the jelly between your toes

You stomach turns a slimy green

And puss comes out like whipping cream

They smear it on a slice of bread

And thats what you eat when you are dead!