The Treehouse Kids Club!

Hello, Kids! Welcome to your very own Treehouse Club! This page is dedicated to cool Kid's links, projects, coloring pages, neat things to do, and FUN, FUN, FUN! If you want to laugh at a few good jokes, find some really neat games to play, try new projects, or join our new Treehouse Kids Club- then you're at the right place! We'll be introducing all the Treehouse Kids soon so climb on up and join us!
Scan on down near the bottom of the page to check out the jokes area. New jokes are always placed at the top of the jokes list...

Here's a fun thing to try!

It only takes 30 seconds.Work this out as you read. Don't read the bottom until you have worked it out!!!
First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would like to go out to eat at your favorite place.
Multiply this number by 2.
Add 5 to this number.
Multiply it by 50.
If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1748. If you haven't, add 1747 to the number.
Last step: Subtract the four digit year that you were born in (e.g. 1988).

See answer below:

ANSWER:You should now have a three digit number! The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to go out each week for dinner). The second two digits are your age!!! Cool, huh?!

Have time for a quick game of Tic-Tac-Toe?

The Treehouse Kids- meet Jaclyn!

Hi! I'm Jaclyn and I'm 10 years old. I'm the oldest in my family of 3 kids. My favorite color is purple! I love Beanie Babies, playing with my keyboard, or on the computer, reading, & learning how to cook and sew. But I also love climbing trees, riding dirtbikes, rollerblading & playing baseball! I guess you could say I'm a "well-rounded" person! I have a younger brother named Philip & I also have a "baby" brother whose named Marc. My mom stays home and homeschools me and my brothers! My dad built us a treehouse fort in our backyard and we love to play there with all our friends! My friend, Krysti, is 9. She likes to play the piano and she's learning Spanish this year. Her brother's name is Tyson and he has a cool new remote-control corvette that we like to drive around! They've got a neat dog that's part wolf! Her name is Nikita- which kinda sounds a little bit Indian. Anyway, as you can see, I love to talk so let me tell you about the super links that we've found on the internet. Better yet, why don't you look them over for yourself...they're definately kidsafe! When you're done, come back and we can chat. Have fun surfing and don't forget your flippers and surfboard! : )

Safe Kid Links

Berit's Best Sites for Kids*Kid's Safe Links! *great*

Billybear 4 Kids*Lots of clipart, graphics, & games for kids!

Funschool*Categorized by Grade!

Grandma's Cottage*Farmlife, visit the zoo, games, fun!

Einstein's Chalkboard*Lots of neat fun & games.

The Idea Box's *Lots of neat games to play!

The Idea Box's*Lots of fun activities!

The Idea Box'sLinks for children!

Phundamentals

Rainbow Ridge*Safety tips for kids, games, brain teasers, etc.

The Treehouse Kids- meet Philip!

Hi! I'm Philip and I just turned 7 years old! My birthday is on Dec. 2nd! I love anything blue- even my eyes are blue! I'm a little quieter than my sister- probably because she likes to talk so much! My favorite things to do are playing baseball, basketball, football, basically ANY kind of sport. My favorite right now is dirtbike riding because I just got a new dirtbike for Christmas! I always wear my helmet when I ride my bike and I'm also very careful of where I ride! I love rollerblading, climbing trees and especially this cool treehouse fort my dad made for us last year. You've already met my big sister, Jaclyn. We both love having new friends come over and play with us! Here are some kid's homepages that are fun to visit. Can you imagine how fun it would be to have your very own webpage?! Check them out and when you're through climb on up into our treehouse and we'll give you the grand tour!

Homepages 4 Kids...

Amelia Jones' Homepage!

Bonnie's Fun Things to DO!

Mom 4 Manda Homepage

The Smith Family Homepage

The Treehouse Kids- meet Marc!

Hiya, Kids! I'm Marc and I'm the youngest in our family. I just turned 5 but I try to do everything all the older kids do! I love airplanes, bikes, cars and playing with my brother & sister and all our friends in the Treehouse Club. We have such a good time playing games and doing really cool stuff- like making gooey recipes or making up funny stories! Our friend Jonathan likes to put on "magical" science shows and he's pretty good. His sister, Laurel, loves Beanie Babies and animals. They have a pet cat named "Smokey". Laurel's birthday is on Christmas Day, which is pretty neat because she shares her birthday with a KING! Oh, one more thing about me, I love to tell jokes and act silly! I'll do anything for a laugh! Climb on up into our treehouse and share some of your favorite jokes- we always have room for one more friend!

Jokes & Riddles...

New jokes are always being added! Call your friends, tell your family, wake the neighbors, alert the national guard, call the president, and come back again...

Q: Why can't 2 elephants ever go swimming together?
A: Because they only have 1 pair of trunks!
Q: What has arms and legs but no head?
A: A chair!
Q: What kind of nail does a carpenter hate to hit?
A: His thumbnail! Yeowwww!!!
Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg!
Q: What has 5 eyes and sleeps in a waterbed?
A: The Mississippi River!
Q: What has 4 legs, has lots of food but never eats anything?
A: A kitchen table!
Mother: Eat your spinach, son. It will put color in your cheeks.
Son: But, Mom, who wants green cheeks?
Q: Why does a stork stand on only 1 leg?
A: Because if he lifted both legs he'd fall!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese! (not your cheese!)
Q: Do cows like jokes?
A: Yes, they find them very a"moo"sing!
Q: What do you get when you pamper a cow?
A: Spoiled milk! Yuck!!!
Q: Why didn't the 4th grader ever take the bus home?
A: He knew his parents would make him return it!
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would squash you?
A: A pool table, of course!

Knock Knock Jokes...

Knock Knock Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on your door all afternoon!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Duane!
Duane who?
Duane the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Funny Stories...

Once upon a time, there was a policeman that saw a man sitting in a car with a tiger sitting next to him. The police officer said, "Sir, it's against the law to have a tiger in your car. Take him to the zoo."
The next day the police officer saw the same man in the same car with the same tiger! The police officer said, "I thought I told you to take that tiger to the zoo."
The man replied, "I did. He liked it. Now we're going to the beach."

We hope you enjoy the jokes & links while this Treehouse Club is under construction. Just a few more boards here and there and a couple more nails...Oh, please don't forget to come back later. We have lots of games, contests, new jokes and FUN planned!
If you have a great link, super joke or fun tip, please email us (by clicking on our mailbox below) and remember to give us YOUR name and YOUR URL (if you have one) so we can give YOU the credit! We'd love to hear from you! : )

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Please do not take these graphics without consent/logo from The Graphics Wizardwho was kind enough to donate the Treehouse logo (thanks, Jeff!), and some graphics were made by Me!I thank you for your patience while my graphics pages are under construction. : )