A Rich President &
Sweet Thai Secretory(XXX)
An
African President who was known as very rich one was
visiting Thailand formally.
Thai
Priminister sent his extremely attractive and sexy
secretary to accompany the king while he is in the
Land of Freedom and instructed her to give him every
assistance and be nice and don't say "no".
On the
second day, the African President suddenly said to
her "Please marry me."
The
secretary was stunned. She wanted to say "no"
but remembered what her boss told her. So she said
"I will but the person I marry must have the
following three things, otherwise I cannot marry him."
She
continued, " The first is that I must be given a
50-karat diamond."
The
African President said " 50-karat diamond...okay!
okay! I give! I give! "
She
was disappointed as it seems so easy to him.She
decided to come up >with a harder one.
"The
second thing is that you must get me a nice 5,000
square feet apartment in New York and a 50,000 square
feet vacation house in Paris."
The
President started calling his brokers and within
minutes it was done and said "Okay! Okay! I
build! I build!"
Again
she was very surprised as she thought that was hard.
Finally she came up with the ultimate requirement.
She
said "The last thing is that the man I marry
must have a penis 12 inches long."
Now
the President started to look worried. He stood up
and walk and walk, scratched his head, folded his
arms, looking extremely disturbed
Finally,
the President turned and said to her sadly, "Okay! Okay! I cut! I
cut!"
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Rodman Tatto xxx
A
woman was picked up in a bar by Dennis Rodman,the
famous basketball player, known for the wildly
changing color and style of his hair.
They
liked each other and the women went back with him to
his hotel room.
He
removed his shirt revealing all of his tattoos and
she saw that on his right arm was a tattoo which said,
"Reebok".
She
thought that was bit odd and asked him about it.
Rodman
responded, "When I play basketball, the cameras
pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for
advertisement."
A bit
later, his pants came off and she sees "Puma"
tattooed on his leg. He gave the same explanation for
the unusual tattoo.
Finally,
his underwear came off and the woman screamed and ran
to the corner of the room.
Rodman
said, "What's wrong?"
The
woman remained quiet and just pointed at the tattoo
on his penis which read "AIDS". Finally she
said, I'm not doing it with some guy who has AIDS!"
He
said, "It's cool baby, don't worry, in a minute
it's going to say "ADIDAS"
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A doctor & Spaghetti xX
A
doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly
afterward, she told
him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know,
he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go
to Italy and have the baby there.
"But
how will I let you know the baby is born?" she
asked.
He replied, " Just send me a postcard and write
"spaghetti" on the back.
I'll take care of expenses."
Not
knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and
flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife
called him at the office and said "Dear, you
received a very strange postcard in the mail today
from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The
doctor said "Just wait until I get home and I
will explain it to you".
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the
postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic
stayed back to comfort the wife He asked what trauma
had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the
wife picked up the card and read
"Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage
and
meatballs, two without."
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A blonde Gal & Telephone
xxx
A
blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a
message to her mom oversea.When the man told her it
cost $ 300, she exclaimed, '' I don't have any money,but
I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mom !''
The
man arched an eyebrow, ''Anything ?" "Yes ,anything,"
the blode promosed.
With
that,the man said,'Follow me.' He walked into the
next room & ordered,' come in and close the door."
She did.
He
then said, '' Get on your knees.'' She did.
He
then said,''Take down my zipper.'' She did.
He
then said,'Go ahead...take it out.'' She took it out,grabbed
hold with both hands....then paused.
The
man closed his eyes,and whispered, ''Well...go ahead
!''
The
blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it,and
while holding it close to her lips,tentatively said,
" HELLO, Mom ? !!! "
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Three Brides with
their Codesxx
A
mother had three daughters and on their wedding days,
she asked each one of them to write home and tell her
about their married life.
The
first daughter got married and wrote back on the
second day. The letter arrived with a single message,"Maxwell
House coffee". The mother was confused but
finally noticed a Maxwell House coffee ad and it said,
"Good to the last drop..." So, the mother
was happy.
Then
the second daughter got married and after a week she
sent home her reply. The message read, "Rothmans",So
the mother looked for the Rothmans ad, and it said,
"Life Size, King Size". And the mother was
happy.
Then
it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious.
It took 4 weeks for a message to come through. When
it did the message was simply, "British Airways".
Mother
was so concerned. She frantically went through all
the newspapers at home looking for a BA ad. She
finally found one and fainted; it read: "FOUR
TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"
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