We have two cats Buddy & Bela.
Both were homeless and we decided to make a home for them.
They have been with us for 2 years.





Basic Rules for Cats who have House Guests


1. Determine which guest hates (or is allergic to) Cats the most. Sit on that lap. If you can arrange for particularly bad "tuna breath" (or extra dander), so much the better.

2. When sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select fabric which contrasts well with your fur. For example: white-furred Cats go to black wool clothing. NOTE: Velvet takes precedence over all other cloth.

3. For the guest who exclaims, "I love kitties!", be ready, apply claws to stockings or arms, or use a quick nip on the ankle.

4. When walking among the dishes on the dinner table, be prepared to look surprised and hurt when scolded. The idea is to force your humans to reveal that they tolerate this behavior when company is not there.

5. Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything -- just sit and stare.
Basic Rules for cats who a House to Run




Brad

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