New Spike sounds From Lover's Walk

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Angel: Buffy, we still need him to find the others.
Buffy: Need him? He's probably got them locked up at the factory.
Spike: Hey, how thick do you think I am?

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Angel: Spike.
Joyce: Oh my God. Get out of here.
Spike: Yeah. You're not invited.
Joyce: He's crazy, he'll kill us.
Spike: Not while I breathe. Well actually, I don't breathe.
Angel: Joyce, listen to me.
Joyce: You get out of this house or I will stake you myself.
Spike: You're a very bad man.
Angel: Joyce, you can't trust him. Invite me in. You touch her and I'll cut your head off.
Spike: You and what army?
Buffy: That would be me. Angel, why don't you come on in.

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Lenny: Yeah, I heard you've gone soft. Sad to see it man.
Spike: Soft?
Lenny: Yeah, like baby food.
Spike: Well then, let's give baby a taste.

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Spike: Baby like his supper, baby like his supper. Why doesn't baby have a nap?

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Spike: Are you threatening me? That's not nice. We're all gonna be very best friends?

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Spike: Yeah, you. You think I'm afraid of you? We were happy. You brainwashed her. I could just... Yeah, I'll show you who's cool guy. You're going down.

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Spike: Home sweet home.

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Spike: Drusilla, I'm home.

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Spike: She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask. You know, some little sign that she cared.

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Spike: Why did you do it baby? Why did you leave me? We were happy here. You... stupid... worthless... bitch. Look what you've done to me.

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Spike: Love's a funny thing.

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Spike: I did it my way.

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Spike: [singing a song]

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Spike: Oh yeah. You two, just friends, no danger there.

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Spike: It doesn't work like that peaches. And when did you become all soul having again? I thought you outgrew that.

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Spike: Oh, saw the spell. You're friends are at the factory. I'm really glad I came here, you know. I've been all wrong headed about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I just gotta be the man I was... the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place, I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her til she likes me again.

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Spike: Now that was fun. Oh, don't tell me that wasn't fun. God, it's been so long since I've had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective.

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Spike: This should be a kick.
Buffy: I violently dislike you.

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Spike: We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and that only the bite harder.
Buffy: I guess you had to be there.

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Spike: Oww.
Buffy: What's wrong? Not that I care.
Spike: Oh my head. I think I'm sobering up, it's horrible.

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Spike: I wish I was dead.
Buffy: Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard.
Spike: Hey, back off.

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Spike: What do you know? It's your fault, the both of you. She belongs with me. I'm nothing without her.
Buffy: Yeah, that I'll have to agree with. You're pathetic, you know that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser.
Spike: Yeah, you're one to talk.
Buffy: Meaning?
Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.
Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Spike: Oh yeah, you're just friends.
Angel: That's right.
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

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Spike: So I said, "You know, I don't have to put up with this." And she said "Fine." So I said "Fine, do whatever you like." Then I thought we were gonna make up, you know?
Joyce: Well, she sounds very unreasonable.
Spike: She is, she's out of her mind. That's what I miss most about her.
Joyce: Well Spike, even when two people seem right for each other, their lives just take different paths. Like when Buffy's father and I...
Spike: No, this is different. Our love was eternal... literally.

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Spike: You got any of those marshmallows?
Joyce: Let me look.

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Spike: You do me now and you'll never find the little witch.
Joyce: Willow's a witch?
Buffy: And Xander?
Spike: Him too.
Joyce: Xander's a witch?

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Shopkeeper: Did you come in through the back?
Spike: Yeah. I need a curse.
Shopkeeper: A what?
Spike: A curse. You know, something nasty. Boils, I wanna give him boils... all over his face, dripping puss and sores, really go for the gusto here.
Shopkeeper: I'm hearing a lot of negative energy and I bet...
Spike: Leprosy. A spell that makes his parts fall off. That sounds proper.
Shopkeeper: We don't carry leprosy.

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Spike: It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I've gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time. She didn't care. So we got to Brazil and she was just different. I gave her everything, beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would flirt. I caught her on the park bench making out with a chaos demon. Have you ever seen a chaos demon, they're all slime and antlers, they're disgusting. She only did it to hurt me. So, I said, "I'm not putting up with this anymore." And she said, "Fine." And I said, "Yeah, I've got an unlife you know." And she said... she said that we could still be friends. God, I'm so unhappy.
Willow: There, there.
Spike: I mean, friends. How could she be so cruel?



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Buffy's Mom: You get the hell away from my daughter.
Spike: Women!

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Spike: People still fall for that Anne Rice routine?

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Spike: A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

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Spike: Someone's in the ceiling.

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Spike: Nice work luv.

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Spike: You were my sire, man. You were my...Yoda.
Angel: Things change.
Spike: Not us, not demons. Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom.

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Spike: I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.
Buffy: No Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot.

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Spike: Well, this is just... neat.

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Buffy: I lost a friend tonight...
Spike: I wasn't in on that raiding party.
Buffy: ...and I may lose more. The whole Earth may be sucked into Hell and you want my help because your girlfriend's a big ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care.

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Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: You hit me with an axe one time. Remember, get the hell away from my daughter?

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Spike: Hello cutie.

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Spike: I don't want to hurt you baby. Doesn't mean I won't.

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Spike: Uh, Druscilla?
Angel: Honey?
Spike: We are finished here.
Druscilla: Sorry, I was in the moment.

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Spike: There's no deal without Dru.
Buffy: She killed Kendra.
Spike: Dru bagged a slayer? She didn't tell me. Good for her. But not from your perspective, I suppose.

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Buffy: Alright, talk.
Spike: Just let me kill this guy.
Buffy: *cough, cough*

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Spike: I want to save the world.
Buffy: Okay, you do remember you're a vampire, right?
Spike: We like to talk big, vampires do. I'm going to destroy the world, it's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United, and you got people. Billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs.

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Spike: Will you hold on a second. Hey, white flag here, I quit.
Buffy: Let me clear this up for you, we're mortal enemies, we don't get time outs.