Bet You Can't Own Just One!

Why own a Siberian Husky dog?
There's a danger you know.
You can't own just one,
for the craving will grow.

There's no doubt they're addictive,
wherein lies the danger While living with lots,
you'll grow poorer and stranger

One dog is not trouble,
and two are so funny,
the third one is easy,
the fourth one's a honey

The fifth is delightful,
the sixth one's a breeze.
You find you can live with a houseful, with ease.

So how 'bout another?
would you really dare?
They're really quite easy,
but Oh Lord, the Hair!

With dogs on the sofa,
and dogs on the bed,
And crates in the kitchen,
its no bother, you said.

They're really no trouble,
their manners are great.
What's just one more dog
and one more little crate?

The sofa is hairy,
the windows are crusty.
The floor is all footprints,
the furniture's dusty.

The housekeeping suffers,
but what do you care?
Who minds a few noseprints
and a little more hair?

so let's keep a puppy,
you can always find room.
And a little more time
for the dust cloth and broom.

There's hardly a limit
to the dogs you can add
the thought of a cutback,
sure makes you feel sad.

Each one is special,
so useful, so funny,
the food bill grows larger,
you owe the vet money

Your folks never visit,
few friends come to stay,
Except other dog folks,
who live the same way.

Your lawn has now died
and our shrubs are dead,
too. Your weekends are busy,
your off with your crew.

There's dog food and vitamins,
training and shots
accessories and treats
which cost lots.

is it worth it you wonder?
Are you caught in a trap?
then that favorite comes up
and climbs in your lap.

His look says your'e special
and you know that you will
Keep all the critters in spite of the bill.

Some just for showing,
and some just to breed
All are for loving,
each one fills a need.

Winter is a hassle,
but the dogs love it true,
And they must have their walks
tho' you are numb and blue

Late evening is awful,
you scream and you shout
At the dogs on the sofa,
who refuse to go out.

The dogs and the puppies,
the fun times, the thrills
The work and the worry,
the pressures, the bills

The Whole thing seems worth it,
the dogs are your life.
They're charming and funny
and offset the strife.

Your lifestyle has changed,
things just won't be the same.
Yes those dogs are addictive
and so's the dog game!

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