LISTEN WOULD YOU...
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ALL ARE SO STOP SENDING ME MAIL!
ROOMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
It's me The God of love, peace and understanding...PEBO!!!!!!
hang on...Is that " I'll understand if you don't give me a piece love"
Let me try to explain Christmas in a sunburnt land...Forget snow...Forget roasting chests or nuts on an open fire!..Here it's barbeques beach and sand...Food till yours eyes explode from your noggin...Warm weather..Balmy nights sitting outside...Kids playing in the moonlight with their booty from the fat bastard in the red suit...Who is so out of place in Australia...Let's face
it...The guys who dress as Santa in Australia have their life span shortened cos it's just too dam hot for that shit!!!
My kids with possibly the exception of Cale are all eagerly awaiting Dec 25. Brynn my oldest knows dam well that it's Mumand Dad...But let's not spoil it for the rest of the kiddies huh! And with all Aussie kids now enjoying the summer school holidays it's important for Parent Santas to get the right gift to keep them occupied for 7 weeks..."Here ya go Jimmy... a 70 00000 piece jig saw puzzle of Pamela Andersons jumblies!
Enough of my shit!
Have a SAFE...and Happy christmas...Miss Me guys...It's only fair cos I miss you!
