TODAY I WILL TAKE YOUR CHILDREN
I have come to visit your children,
They live as Gomorrah or Sodom,
I'm glad you worked long hours.
At your schools I've been at work,
You don't seem to notice the witchcraft;
Add a couple of violent sitcoms,
They're mine and you cannot reach them,
You've been a tremendous help tho,
So stay away from the Bible's teachings,
Without Christ, they are mine to devour. {Author Unknown}
My son came home from school one day,
He said,"Guess what I learned in Civics II,
"It says, that I don't have to clean my room,
"It said, freedom of speach
"I have the freedom of religion and,
"It said, I can wear an earring in my ear,
"Hey, if ever again you try to spank me,
He said, "Now,Don't ever touch my body again.
He continued,"And stop trying to fill my head with
morals
"Mom, I have all these children's rights,
MY TURN!!!
My very first impression was
I took my time and mulled it over,
AND AWAY WE GO!!!
The next day we went shopping.
I had called and talked to C.S.D.
And then I canceled his appintment with DMV,
I said,"By the way,I don't have time to stop and eat
So, you say what...that your not hungry,
Can we stop to get a movie,
I also rented out your room,
As long as I have to buy your clothes,
No more eating after we shop,
What's the matter...why are you crying? {Author Unknown}
Now I sit me down in school
If Scripture now the class recites,
The law is specific, the law is precise.
In silence alone we can meditate,
To do so might make me liable.
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And I'm pleased with what I see.
They abuse all kinds of drugs,
And are getting drunk with me.
Their minds perverse and blown.
I will claim their souls anytime now,
You shouldn't have left them alone.
I'm glad you were busy a lot.
And it would've been harder to sway them,
If you too hadn't been using pot.
Making sex an acceptable game.
You slept while I fought to keep prayer out,
To add to your neglectful shame.
I broadcast on your own TV.
It's just an innocent program,
Twitch your nose as they follow me.
It's funny to see heads blown in two.
Now your little Tommy has his own gun,
And there's nothing you can do.
They're hearts are hard, cold and black.
I've shown them how to party,
With pot, cocaine and crack.
I couldn't have done it alone.
If you hadn't forsaken your prayerlife,
These seeds I could not have sown.
Don't listen to what God has to say.
Your children are no longer your problem,
A price they'll eternally pay.
Without God, nothing you can do.
Today I will take your children.
Tomorrow I'll be coming for you.
Sincerely Satan
A CHILD'S BILL OF RIGHTS
With a silly grin on his face.
He thought he was smarter that me, his mom,
And he could put me in my place.
That's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's about the laws of the land today.
It's called THE CHILDRENS BILL OF RIGHTS."
I don't even have to cut my hair.
Nobody can tell me what I can eat,
Or choose the clothes I wear."
Is my constitutional guarantee,
And it's my choice of what I read
or what I watch on TV."
Regardless of what you say,
I don't have to ask your God for help...
I don't even have to pray."
And...if I want to... I can pierce my nose.
It's my choice, if I so desire
To tattoo Satan's numbers across my toes."
I'll charge you with the crime,
And I can back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind".
This body of mine is for me to use,
And not for your hugs, kisses and stuff,
That's just another form of child abuse."
Like your Mama did to you,
Things like that is called mind control
And that's illegal too!"
You can't do a thing to me.
I can call the Children's Services,
Better known as C.S.D."
To toss this boy right out the door.
But here was a chance to teach him a lesson,
For once and forever more!
But something like this I couldn't let go.
This kid of mine didn't realize,
That he was messing with a Pro!
Very much to his dismay,
I didn't buy him 501s,
Or shirts designed by OPA!
They said they didn't really care,
If I bought him Volume shoes,
Or a pair of Nike Airs.
So he couldn't test his driving skills.
I'd probably be dead by now for sure,
If only looks could kill!
Or pick up stuff for you to munch.
I think you should follow C.S.D's advice,
And make yourself a big sack lunch.
That you can wait til dinner time?
Well, I'm fixing liver and onions,
Cause that's a favorite of mine.
So you can watch on the VCR?
Gosh no! I sold what was your TV,
And bought four new tires for my car.
Sorry, you really don't need a bed.
All I really have to do for you,
Is put a roof over your head.
And the food that you must eat.
The money I gave you for allowance,
Is going to buy me something 'neat'.
No more joking along the way.
Son, I too have a BILL OF RIGHTS,
That goes into effect today.
What are you doing down on your knees?
Why are you asking God to help you,
Instead of the C.S.D.?"
A CHILDS PRAYER
Where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
It violates the Bill of Rights.
Anytime my head I bow,
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Praying out loud is no longer nice.
Praying aloud in a public hall
Upsets those who have no beliefs at all.
And if God should get the credit-Great!
They are bringing their guns.
I don't dare bring my bible.
So, now Oh Lord, this plea I make,
Should I be shot in school,
My soul, please take.
AND THANKS FOR STOPPING BY!
