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How old ?
Three old ladies were sitting on a bench
outside a nursing home.
About then an old man walked by,
and one of the old ladies said,
"We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said there ain't no way
you can guess it.
One of the old ladies said:
"Sure we can. Drop your pants!"
He did.
The three ladies looked at him
for a few moments and then
the other lady said,
"Take off your underwear".
The guy dropped his underwear
and the old ladies stared at him
for a while longer and
then they all piped up and said,
"You're 84 years old!!"
The old man was stunned.
"Amazing. How did you guess that?"
The old ladies laughed,
"You told us yesterday".
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