A couple drove down a country road in silence. 
An earlier discussion had led to an argument,
and neither wanted to concede their position.


As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs,
the husband sarcastically asked,
"Are they relatives of yours?"


"Yes," his wife replied.
"I married into the family."."""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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