I have become a lot more social with the passing of the  years: some
might even call me a frivolous old gal.  I'm seeing five gentlemen every day.

    As soon as I wake, Will Power helps me get out o bed. then I go see
John.  Then Charley Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes
a lot of my time and attention.  When he leaves, Arthur  Ritis shows
up and stays the rest of the day.  (He doesn't like to stay in only one
place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint,)  After such a busy
day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed - with Ben Gay.  What a life !

    P.S. - The preacher came to call the other day.  He said that at my age
I should be thinking about the hereafter.  I told him  I do - all the time.
No mater where I am - in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or down
in the basement - i ask myself, "Now, what am I here after ?"
                                                                                                  -Anonymous