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At
lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer
at
passing cars to see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
Find out
where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
Always
wear them one day after your boss does.
(This
isespecially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.'
Put
mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Insist
that your e-mail address be xena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com
or
Elvis_the_King@companyname.com
Every
time someone asks you to do something,
ask
if they want fries with that.
Encourage
your colleagues to join you in a little
synchronized
chair dancing.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Send
e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts,
etc.,
in the breakroom. When people complain that there was nothing there,
lean back, rub your stomach, and say,
"You've
got to be faster than that."
Put
decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In
the memo field of all your checks,
write
'for
sexual favors'.
Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
Adjust
the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level
lights
up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that
way.
Dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are.
Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Five
days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party
because you're not in the mood
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