George looks like a golf pro in his designer outfit,    but he slices his first drive deep into the woods. 
      Rather than accept a penalty, he decides to try using an iron to get back on the fairway. But his ball ricochets off a tree and strikes him on the forehead, killing him 
instantly. 
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him. "You look like a golfer. Are you any good?" 

   George replies, "I got here in two strokes, didn't I?"