What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.
 
 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.
 
 

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.
 
 

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.
 
 

What do you call a cat on the beach?

Sandy Claus!
 
 

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!
 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
 
 

How come you never hear anything about the 10th
reindeer 'Olive'?

Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..." ?
 
 

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