10. An episode can last an hour. Think about THAT for a moment!
9. The worse thing anyone ever caught from sliding was the Q.
8. "sssssslidersssssss" Has an interesting subliminal effect when spoken slowly to a lover.
7. Getting arrested while sliding is far less embarrassing.
6. No matter how ugly or socally unacceptable you are, you'll always have a babe named Logan chasing you.
5. A wormhole can trasport up to 400 people. Sex involves two...or more if you are a pervert.
4. Talking about sliding to friends will not land you in hot water with a significant other.
3. No foreplay...everything is treated on the go.
2. No one can arrest you for paying to slide.
1. No more worries about being crushed by Arturo!!!