My name is Mike, but I'm known as Phronk on the Internet (as well as to some people in real life.) I'm a 21 year old straight white male. At the moment I live in London, Ontario, and I go to The University of Western Ontario. There, now you have enough info to stalk me. Enjoy.

If you want to talk to me, I have ICQ running most of the time. My UIN is 252842, but I'm probably the only Phronk there so you can just search for me. If you have IRC, I can occasionally be found on Asylumnet (irc.asylumnet.org). If you're confused by all these silly abbreviations, then just e-mail me at phronk@hotmail.com.

• You can see my favourite music in the music section (duh).
• My hobbies change daily so I can't list them here.
• I have four nipples and a thumb I can break at will.
• I like getting email. I don't care if you email me just to say "nice homepage" or "your homepage sucks" or "Know what? I ate a goat today."
• Some people say I look like Paul Simon, who looked like this before he got old:
  
  
• That's not me. It's Paul Simon. I know I just said that, but you'd be surprised at how many people get confused.
• If you want a real picture then get to know me or something. I don't want just anyone getting all aroused by my image.