Why I Love Van Damme's Movies

Yes, I am blonde. But I'm far from being dumb. I love Jean-Claude Van Damme's movies because:

1. He is so-o-o good looking.

2. His Karate moves are so smooth and graceful. I love his 360 degree spin kick, and when he does the splits to avoid getting clobbered.

3. While there is a lot of violence in his movies (because he's a fighter), the violence is far from gruesome when compared to other movies which tend to turn my stomach (Event Horizon, Texas Chainsaw Murders, Aliens, Etc.)

4. While the critics criticise him unmercifully for his "bad" English, I find his French accent particularly appealing.

5. His fights are realistic in the sense that when a single man faces multiple opponents, in real life, he is going to take some licks no matter how good his is, and Jean-Claude always manages to take some licks before he gets pissed and finishes his opponents off.