"I woke up at about 11:00 and stumbled out of bed. Then I crawled into the bathroom, got in the bathtub and fell asleep for another hour. By the time I woke up, it was noon and I was freezing because the water was cold and someone had opened the window.

So, I got out of the bathtub and [my skin] was all wrinkly. I dried off, went back in my bedroom and picked up the same pair of jeans that were on the floor from the night before and threw on a dirty white t-shirt and an overshirt.

Then I stumbled downstairs, had some cinnamon toast and hot chocolate, which my mommy [Janet] makes for me every morning, and started doing chemistry on the floor of the livingroom. Then I took a break to play Monopoly with my sisters, Colette and Elise. We played for about a half an hour until the bank ran out of money.

At 1:00 my sister Elise went to work, and I called the driver [training] school to see if I could go in that day. They said to show up at 2:30, so around 2:00 my sister Colette and I got in the car and we kind of sped on over there. I went in and sat with a whole bunch of people. I had Burger King while I was in class and a Mountain Dew. Three girls behind me talked about their tanning booths and their nails for three hours and I almost threw up for five days.

At about 5:35, my sister picked me up from class and we went to the toy store to pick up more Monopoly money--$6.00 worth. We went home and I told my mom and dad [Jim] about my driver's class. Then my buddy Aaron swung on by and we went out to Perkins, which is a restaurant chain kind of like Denny's.

We stayed at Perkins for about two and a half hours. I just had coffee. We talked about our problems, about life and our goals--Aaron told me that he wanted to be a cop--and things that we had to change in ourselves and in one another.

We stayed there until about 10:00. Then when I got home, I played Monopoly with my sister for an hour--until about 11:00. By this time I had a bad headache, I mean scorching bad, so we watched TV. I heard that Natalie Portman was going to be on the Conan O'Brien show, so I watched Conan--the God of all late night--but she wasn't on because she was snowed in on Long Island. So, then I went to my room, listened to The Doors for about an hour and then went to bed at about 3:00."