THIS IS NOT an anti-Katherine Kelly Lang page!! I happen to think that she is a beautiful and talented actress and I love to hate her potrayal of Brooke Logan. No one can do the role better !! But if you hate the Brooke character...well, then:

Welcome to the ultimate anti-Brooke Logan page! I have disliked Brooke ever since I started watching B&B. Her lies, manipulations, backstabbing, seduction attire and one-man obsession just make me want to GAG! This page also presents YOU with the opportunity to let me and others know how you feel about our Brooke Logan-Forrester-almost-Davis- almost Warwick-we thought Forrester-we thought Chambers-possibly Forrester again!

The only times I found her likeable was when she was nuts in Barbados and when she was dating James Warwick (she spoiled that relationship!). And NO, I am not a die-hard TAYLOR fan. For comments about Taylor and other B&B characters "click here".

Brooke Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my rantings.

Now she wants to have Ridgeīs baby to trap him into staying married to her?!!!!! OH PLEASE!! Was she really pregnant when she had the famous miscarriage? Just once I would like Brooke to tell Ridge the situations the WAY IT IS and let him make up his own mind.

I hope Amber uses Rick the EXACT SAME WAY that Brooke has tried to use the Forresters for her own personal gain.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Oh Brooke, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY I HATE BROOKE

1. She is obsessed with Ridge (all other reasons are derived from this one). When she first went after him, I thought that she was just another gold-digging schemer. At least she had a purpose back then.

2. She uses her children to get Ridge.

3. She manipulates people and situations to get Ridge.

4. She justifies every deceitful thing she does because she and Ridge are "destined to be together"

5. Brooke only cares about .... Brooke. She only thinks about herself. How many mothers would marry their childrenīs half-brother in order to give them a family and a "real father".

6. She used her friendship with Caroline to get to Ridge and later betrayed her.

7. She "always" knows whatīs best for everyone. Esp. for Caroline and Taylor.

8. When she didnīt get Ridge, she fell for his father. She later cheated on Eric with Ridge, though.

9. She just CANīT resist from gloating and smirking to everyone when she gets something that she wants. She usually does this when she walks over someone to get that "something".

10. Her "seduction" ideas and attire to get Ridge (oh, please!). I just groan when she does this. You would imagine that after 10 years Ridge would like her for who she is, so she really has no need to seduce him. The only time she feels secure around Ridge is when she gets him in bed (AARGH!).

11. (I know, I said TEN but there are just too many reasons!) When things go wrong in her life, she immediately blames others. She never blames herself.

12. SHe whines that certain people are out to get her. But then.. what comes around goes around.

13. She has messed up her life and other peopleīs lives for the sake of Ridge. (Remember a nice, happy, fun-loving Grant? Brooke sucked all his nice personality away.)

14. She keeps secrets from everyone, especially from Ridge (the man she "truly" loves). But she would be then telling him the truth about your rotten personality.

15. Brooke is a bad mother, period. I mean, her son was a potential murderer at 12 years old (or whatever).

FAVORITE BROOKE SAYINGS

1. "Oh Widge, think about the cheowden!"

2. "Oh Widge, we will all finally be a family. You, me and the CHEOWDEN."

3. "Widge, we are DESTINED to be together. Thatīs what Caroline said."

4. "Widge, you know the cheowden love you. You are like a father to them!"

5. "Letīs not say anything. We donīt want to upset the cheowden".

6. "Make wuv to me, Widge!... Now."

7. "Widge, I want to have your bawby."

8. "Damn you, Stephawnie (Taywlor)!"

MY DREAM LINE WOULD BE:

BROOKE -- Ridge, I want you to tell me that you love me for my mind, not my body.

RIDGE --- Ummm....nah.

MY DREAM STORY LINE FOR BROOKE:

Iīll get back to you on this one :-)

MY DREAM STORYLINE FOR RIDGE:

Ridge is sitting at some rundown bar looking unkempt and holding a whisky shot. "Yes, Captain Harper. I used to be something else, allright. I had the world right where I wanted it. Then Taylor goes and marries that James Warwick. Brooke realizes that Grant is truly the man for her. LAuren marries this Rush guy and moves to Greenland. Even Megan just married a Forrester model. Then I had this strange Mystery Disease which left me sterile and that accident at the Forrester labs which scarred my face permanently. Now I CANNOT get any dates. I am scheduled to go on tomorrow on some sort of date show but today I found out that I will be competing against Thorne. Damn him!

MY DREAM STORYLINE FOR TAYLOR:

"Ridge, I donīt want anything to do with you ever again. I MEAN it this time. I have realized that I have been wasting all my time on you all this years but now I will take control. I CAN and WILL live without you."

OF COURSE, THIS IS JUST WISHFUL THINKING. The Antacid manufacturers are probably thanking the Bells for the fact that these storylines are giving us ulcers, thus ensuring their high sales.

Now some people are probably saying right now: "Well that is unfair. Brooke fights for what is rightfully hers" IS is the right word for IT (Ridge). I mean, the winner of this trillion year old struggle gets.... RIDGE??!He makes Austin Powers seem like a true catch.

HERE IS THE OPPORTUNITY THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! WRITE YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT BROOKE AND SHARE THEM WITH OTHERS!

Tell me why you hate Brooke and what do you think she deserves. If you like Brooke, you can also tell me why. Maybe you see something I just donīt.

For those of you who DO like Brooke (or KKL) check out these pages:

And, yes, here is a link to a Taylor (Hunter Tylo) page!

And here is a link to MY other page:

Beeīs Mel Gibson Page: OK, OK, not B&B related but has some nice pictures if you want to check it out.

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