Xander Sounds
Last Updated: 05/26/98

Becoming Pt. 2

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    Xander: Come on Will. Look, you don't have a choice here. You gotta wake up. I need you Will. How am I gonna pass trig, ya know? Who am I gonna call every night and talk about everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always... I love you.

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    Xander: Calvary's here. Calvary is a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here.

    Becoming Pt. 1

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    Xander: I had that guy under control until he resorted to fistacuffs.

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    Xander: Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person.

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    Xander: Oh yeah, finals. Why didn't you let me die?

    Go Fish

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    Xander: Too much research, need beverage.

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    Xander: This was no boating accident.

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    Xander: Let's see, I gotta take a makeup chem test at three and then I'm meeting some of the guys for plasma transfusions at five. It's turning into quite the busy afternoon.

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    Xander: I need a little something to improve my performance, give me an edge grrr.

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    Xander: All I'm saying is that it's a stupid idea to have a victory part at the beach. It's officially nippy. So say my nips.

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    Xander: And thank you so much for your support!

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    Xander: Tag, you're it.

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    Xander: Turning into a creepy crawly wasn't on my top ten list of things to do before I turn twenty.

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    Xander: That is wrong. A big fat spankin' wrong. It's a slap in the face for everyone of us who studied hard and worked long hours to earn our 'D's.

    I Only Have Eyes For You

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    Xander: Your dreams are getting wicked accurate Buff. You wouldn't happen to see me coming across some big cash or possibly knowing the love of a woman- in a full body sense.

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    Xander: He killed a person and killed himself, those are pretty much two of the dumbest things you can do.

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    Xander: Ladies and gentleman, we have a ghost.

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    Xander: I know, he's usually investigate things from every boring angel guy. Now, he's like cling on to my one lame idea guy.

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    Xander: Yikes, the quality of mercy is not Buffy.

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    Xander: Yeah baby, it's snakealicious in here.

    Killed By Death

  • (50kb) Xander: My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life.

  • (17kb) Xander: Take a walk overbite.

  • (37kb) Xander: Buffy, this is not the time to challenge Angel for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

    Passion

  • (35kb) Xander: Hello? Excuse me, but have you ever heard of knocking?

  • (51kb) Xander: Hey, how come Buffy doesn't get a snotty "once again you boil it down to the simplest form" thing?

  • (24kb) Xander: A visit from the pointed tooth fairy.

  • (15kb) Xander: Watcher's pet.

  • (80kb) Xander: No, those were his everyday weapons. These were his good weapons. The ones he breaks out when company comes to visit.

    Bewitched, Bothered, Bewildered

  • (51kb) Xander: I wish dating was like slaying you know- simple, direct, stake through the heart, no muss, no fuss.

  • (88kb) Xander: This time I'm ready for you. No F for Xander today. No, this baby is my ticket to a sweet D minus.

  • (76kb) Xander: Oh, no, no. It's okay. You know what? It was wrong to meddle with the forces of darkness. I see that now. I think we've all grown, I gotta go.

  • (34kb) Xander: It's time for me to act like a man... and hide.

  • (317kb) Xander: I've been thinking a lot about us lately. The why and the where for. You know. Once, twice, a kissie here, a kissie there. And you can chalk it all up to hormones. And maybe that's all we have here, tawdry teen lust. But maybe not. Maybe something in you sees something special inside me. And vice versa. I mean, I think I do.... see something.

  • (50kb) Xander: Buff- for the love of God, don't open that raincoat.

  • (37kb) Xander: Can you focus for one minute? You just turned Buffy into a rat.

  • (77kb) Xander: I want some respect around here. I want, for once, to come out ahead. I want the Hellmouth to be working for me.

  • (52kb) Xander: Morning ladies. Some kind of weather we've been having huh?

    Phases

  • (42kb) Xander: I do not babble. I occasionally run on, every now and then I yammer.

  • (28kb) Xander: Oh no, my life's not too complicated.

  • (81kb) Xander: What? It's not okay for one guy to like another guy just because he happen to be in the locker room with him when absolutely nothing happened? And I thought I told you not to push?

  • (112kb) Xander: What relationship? I mean, what life could they possibly have together? We're talking obedience school. Paper training. Oz is always in the back burying their things and that kind of breed can turn on it's owner.

    Innocence

  • (76kb) Xander: Well, the bus depot was a total wash out and may I say what a lovely place to spend the night. What a vibrant cross section of Americana.

  • (11kb) Xander: Say hi for me.

  • (104kb) Xander: Woah, woah. I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan.

  • (15kb) Xander: Now I'm having a wiggins.

  • (62kb) Xander: Because if I tell you, you won't do it. Just meet me at Willow's house in half an hour and wear something trashy... er.

    Surprise

  • (42kb) Xander: Clearly the Hellmouth's answer for "What do you get the Slayer who has everything?".

  • (45kb) Xander: Gone. Notice the economy of phrasing. Gone -simple, direct.

  • (27kb) Xander: Well, that's not a perky birthday puppy.

    Bad Eggs

  • (56kb) Xander: Hey. I know we just met, but isn't that Xander Jr. you're holding?

  • (32kb) Xander: Sorry junior, but a man's gotta eat.

  • (91kb) Xander: Cordelia, I don't want to hurt you -- some other time. Oww, that's my bump!

    Ted

  • (62kb) Xander: Willow, you are the best human ever. I adore you. That's the cookies talking, but you rock!

  • (72kb) Xander: What was he? A demon, a giant bug, some kind of dark god with the secrets of nouvell cuisine? I mean, we are talking creature feature here, right?

  • (33kb) Xander: Now that's creepy on a level that I hardly knew existed.

  • (29kb) Xander: Boy, somebody was raised in a culture-free environment.

  • (20kb) Xander: Yeah, cute buddy.

  • (58kb) Xander: If I can just get my hands on him... earlier this week.

  • (82kb) Xander: Ahh, the dreaded five par cuckoo clock... hah! So many have come, so few have conquered.

  • (30kb) Xander: How is Angel? Pretend I care.

  • (25kb) Xander: I sometimes like things that are not good for me.

  • (39kb) Xander: And I'm here to tell you. Those mini pizzas have changed my life.

  • (55kb) Xander: Hey, we can do that thing anytime. I'm tired of doing that thing. We're on.

  • (25kb) Xander: Don't give me the look, I'm on your side.

    What's My Line -Part 2

  • (34kb) Xander: Who sponsored career day today? The British Soccer Fan Association.

  • (24kb) Xander: I am the bug man, co-co-ca-choo.

  • (49kb) Xander: You want to talk Order of Taraka? We just met the king freak of the...hello.

  • (29kb) Xander: Angel's our friend. Except, I dont' like him.

  • (55kb) Xander: Hey larva boy. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you. You big koodie.

  • (45kb) Xander: I knew this "I'm the only one, I'm the only one" thing was just an attention getter.

  • (24kb) Xander: Welcome my little pretties.

  • (36kb) Xander: So, you're a slayer. I like that in a woman.

    What's My Line -Part 1

  • (16kb) Xander: Bowling is a vicious game.

  • (33kb) Xander: But, hohos are a vital part of my cognitive process.

  • (28kb) Xander: When you look at me, do you think prison guard?

  • (49kb) Xander: Come on Cordelia. If you want to be a member of the Scooby gang, you gotta be willing to be inconvenienced every now and then.


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