Martha Stewart's tranquil dreams were interrupted...
...Martha Stewart abruptly awakened, remembering that the
still hadn't had a single bite of anything
RED!
.....
Although quite some time had passed,
Martha Stewart was STILL on hold.
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Martha Stewart was disappointed that her urgent call was routed to voice-mail hell,
but she never despaired.
After all, SHE was Martha Stewart.
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Before facing the carnivorous crowd, Martha Stewart thoughtfully took the time to:
freshen her makeup,
add those special, festive touches to her evening attire,
and
thoroughly examine the endless possibilities...
Martha Stewart confidently walked into the wreck-room to find that the crazed, manic,
party spirit was growing, and growing, and growing.
The
were ever more ravenous.
Plus, they were everywhere - en force.
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By now, the cantankerous crowd had gotten REALLYugly!
Bite me!
Feed me!
High-five me!
Just in the nick of time, Martha Stewart had yet another fantastic idea.
Whew! What a lucky break!
.....
Martha Stewart remembered that the pantry had recently been restocked
in her own "fusion" style of international cuisine.
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But to poor Martha Stewart's dismay, there wasn't a single "wasabi" to be found.
.....
What is a WASABI, anyway?
Martha Stewart never did panic - In fact, Martha Stewart remained as cool as a cucumber.
Where Does Martha Stewart Get All of That Divine Inspiration?
Martha Stewart claimed to be searching for something
as she solemnly got down on her knees.
Martha Stewart's eyes miraculously LIT up.