These quotes and jokes are taken from various episodes that SOT appeared in.
Sons Of Thunder (movie)
Setting: Tommy had gotten into a fight with some kids at school and he didn't want Trent to know about it, so he had his sister Tandi put makeup over his bruises.
Katie: (keeps looking at Tommy)
Tandi: Uh, Mom? Can I have the potatoes?
Tyler: Mom, can you pass the peas?
Katie: Thomas Joseph Malloy. Do you have on makeup?
Tommy: Yes, Ma'am. I got into a little bit of a fight at school today.
Trent: A fight? It looks more like you got hit by a truck.
Undercover
Setting: Carlos and Trent helped defend a homeless man against a bunch of thugs and they are walking back to Carlos's car)
Trent: So, how's your jaw?
Carlos: What do you mean?
Trent: Well, your chin really gave that guy's knuckles a pounding.
<Carlos: Ha, ha, ha. Very funny.
Everyday Heroes
Setting: Trent is taking out the garbage behind Thunder Karate and Carlos drives up and gets out with a file.
Trent: Hey. What's up?
Carlos: I got that information on Rudy Mendoza like you asked for. Its not good news; Mendoza keeps a pretty low file, but when I put his name into the computer, his file had more red flags than a Chinese parade.
Soul Of Winter
Setting: Carlos gets a disturbance call from a school and he goes there to break it up and it turns out to be the Sons Of Reich passing out Nazi literature.
SOR: We have every right to be here.
Carlos: If you're not out of here in thirty seconds, I'm arresting you.
SOR: For what?
Carlos: (looks around, then picks up a paper from the ground) For littering. Twenty seconds!