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Top Ten Reasons Why Titanic Is Better Than ET TOP TEN WAYS THAT TITANIC IS BETTER THAN ET        10. Screaming and mass death much easier to handle than that damn "E.T. phone home" crap.                9. No one in "Titanic" looked like a big turd with eyes.          8. Hundreds of frozen floating heads are more interesting than one long glowing finger.                       7. Highly unlikely there will be a sequel.          6. Nowhere in "Titanic" does a company try to promote a small chewy candy.                       5. E.T. didn't sketch anyone in the nude.                    4. Leonardo DiCaprio does not make it home.          3. Neil Diamond unlikely to irritate us with ode to movie's protagonist.          2. Fantasizing over 20-something Kate Winslet produces less guilt than                     fantasizing over 5-year old Drew Barrymore.                            1. No Titanic Happy Meal.

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