GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
I received this test at work and I thought it was too entertaining to keep to myself. If you want to take the test, make sure you email me your results and I will post them on the results page. I also have sleaze test souvenirs for the taking. You can proudly display your test score. You can pick up your souvenirs here. These links are also provided at the bottom of this page. Thanks.
NOTE: Before taking this test, make sure you have a pen and paper handy to keep score. ENJOY!!!
(1) Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
1 point
(2) Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
2 points
(3) Ever tried alcohol?
1 point
(4) Ever been drunk?
2 points
(5) Ever play drinking games?
2 points
(6) Ever fall down because you drank too much?
3 points
(7) Ever drink enough to throw up?
4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person
1 point
(8) Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
5 points
(9) Ever been forceably removed from a bar?
8 points
(10) Ever participated in/finished a pub brawl?
5 points
(11) Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?
3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)
(12) Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
4 points
(13) Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
4 points for each one tried
(14) Do you do drugs regularly?
4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week
4 points
(15) Ever bought soft drugs?
4 points
(16) Ever sell drugs?
8 points
(17) Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
12 points
(18) Ever used barbituates?
8 points
(19) Ever used hallucinogens?
8 points
(20) Ever used narcotics?
10 points
(21) Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
8 points
(22) Ever been on a date?
2 points
(23) Ever been felt up, groped?
2 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(24) Ever had sexual intercourse?
6 points
(25) Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
5 points
(26) Ever paid for sex?
8 points
(27) Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
4 points
(28) Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed?
8 points
(29) Ever engage in oral sex?
4 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(30) Ever engage in anal sex?
6 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(31) Ever engage in the 69 position?
4 points
(32) Ever contract an STD?
12 points
(33) Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
4 points
(34) Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
12 points
(35) Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
4 points
(36) Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
9 points
(37) Ever had sex in a public place?
6 points
(38) Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
4 points
(39) Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
10 points
(40) Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification?
6 points
(41) Ever used sex toys?
6 points
(42) Ever pass out during sex?
5 points
(43) Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
4 points
(44) Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
3 points
(45) Ever bought something in a sex shop?
3 points
(46) Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball?
1 point
toes - 2 points
ears - 1 point
(47) Ever have sex with a relative?
5 points
(48) Ever make soemone sleep in the wet spot?
6 points
(49) Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on?
20 points
(50) Ever been arrested?
8 points
bonus: if convicted
7 points
SCORING:
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You're going straight to hell.
