Lake Placid

Starring: Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt,
Brendan Gleeson, Betty White. Written by David E. Kelley
Directed by Steve Miner. USA 82 minutes. 1999

Lake Flaccid.

Dead meat, ripe n' reeking.
Moribund, but showing a slight flicker of life.
Good and healthy.
Brimming with vitality.