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#angelsentinels

(Moebious) I'm about to begin so get comfy.

(Gulag) I don't see why you couldn't bring some munchies for this festive occasion.

Queen flies in with plates and a bowl of peanut butter mini crackers

(Rita22) Yummmmm!!!

Killash lands and rolls on the carpet like that dog from the cartoons 'Mmmmh, Oooh yeah! PBC's .... Mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhh'

(Gulag) Oh, My lady!! My sweet, my food provider...

Host Moebious opens a huge leather book with golden letters on the cover.

(Moebious) I'm ready.

(Killash) I'm sure that thing has pictures.

(Queen) What is he talking about?

(Gulag) Anyone thought about bringing pizza?

Hazel grins from the ceiling and continues doing more abs

(Killash) he's going for it. A new story.

(Queen) Cool! I didn't know he could do that.

(Rita22) I need a pillow. Is this one of the good ones?

(Killash) He bought a new brain and wants to test it.

(Queen) He he he he

(Hazel) 998... 999...1000  *breathe*

(Rita22) LOL

(Moebious) And DO shiver, my children! It will have The Pain... The Anguish...

(Queen) I want it to be loong. I haven't slept well lately.

(Gulag) Where did he buy the brain? I need one for my girlfriend.

(Killash) And they say I'm the cruel one.

Killash grabs a place next to the chimney and gets confortable.

(Gulag) Gulag wants gore!

(Moebious)< Once upon a time, there was a Sentinel.>

(Rita22) Gloria?

(Queen) Shut up, Gul, no gore.

(Killash) Shhhh!

(Gulag) Nooo, I broke up with Gloria on Sunday. It's Claudia. I made a big mistake... she's brainless. Hot, but brainless.

(Moebious) <The sentinel was sad. His woman had been evil to him and had sent his best friend to the hospital. The Sentinel was angry... The sentinel was MAD!>

(Hazel) His woman? What woman?

(Gulag) Pick a spelling, will you?

(Killash) Not AGAIN! 'Blair woke up in the hospital' has become the most used phrase in the history of fan fiction.

(Queen) I guess it's the BOTW. She's usually Jim's 'woman' by the end of the ep.

(Gulag) Did she make him bleed?

(Rita22) What did "evil woman" do to phoneboy?

(Killash) Because I assume we ARE talking about Blair... unless this is one of your usual anomalies in sentinel-time?

(Moebious) <The Sentinel wanted revenge!>

(Hazel) Jim is partnered with Scully

(Queen) No blood, please!

(Gulag) She raped him and then tortured him. She then put him in a garbage container downtown and Jim found him with his sense of smell, ... from the loft. haa haa haa haa.

(Killash) Sometimes blood is necessary for the bloody plot.

Hazel is wondering how a woman could rape Blair.

(Queen) Yaaggghhhh!!!

(Gulag) Bloody hell...

Rita22 stands up and runs to the bathroom.

Killash is sure Hazel knows how men are raped by women.

(Queen) Oh my God, that's disgusting...

(Moebious) <Jim entered the loft after a long day. It had only been 24 hours since the doctors had let Blair come home but the kid had been ordered to rest and take it easy. So far, he had done what he was told and taken his medicine with almost no whining. It was not Blair-like behavior so it could change without warning.>

Hazel knows how but wonders who could Do such a thing?

(Queen) And poor taste...

Rita22 returns from the bathroom only to sit and stare blankly at Moe.

Killash is wondering the same thing. Killash shakes her head in silent thought.

Hazel is shocked at the cruelty.

(Killash) Moe, you realize your writing skills are similar to a homework essay by an elementary schoolboy?

(Gulag) When does it get good?

Hazel sadly starts another routine.

(Rita22) Pass the beer please?

(Queen) Why did you break up with Gloria?

Killash passes Rita a cold Coronita with a straw.

(Gulag) she's a pain.

(Rita22) Thanks.

Killash passes Rita some lemon and salt.

(Queen) I use to like her.

(Rita22) Thanks again.

(Gulag) Well, you don't like her now. Believe me! You really don't.

(Moebious) (Revising beginning of story with a black marker. 'Sh----t!!!' Y'r right!) Ehem...   <Jim Ellison had finally come home. His day had been both exhausting and painful. His life seemed to have been shattered by violence and fear, and although his partner wasn't going to die on him, this time, his heart still suffered the pangs of dispraised love.>

(Queen) Ohh, poor Jim.

(Killash) The resource of the weak... Hamlet.

(Gulag) I think you are drowning here, man, why don't you skip some pages until you get to the good stuff?

(Rita22) What DId she do to Blair, daRn it?

(Moebious whispers to Killash) Man! You don't like anything!

Hazel has finished the sit-ups and proceeds to do wing-flaps.

(Queen) Hey! Watch it, you are creating a tornado.

Killash holds the coasters in place.

Rita22 grabs the couch and fights against the wind.

(Killash) screaming in terror: Une Catastrophe! Une Catastrophee! Call the weather channel!!

Queen tries to keep the furniture in place.

(Killash whispers to Moebious) Well, you did quote Hamlet. And you do know your story needs some action, don't you?

Hazel needs to have strong wings to fly to work.

Gulag tries to save the food.

(Queen) Will you stop that?

(Moebious whispers to Killash) You want to come up here and do this? I don't see you offering any input!

(Hazel) Okaaay, okay.

(Killash whispers to Moebious) Hey, I'm just saying. .... mmmh. okay, I'll, shut up!  Go right ahead Oh, enlightened one! I'm all ears.

(Queen) Is the food all right?

(Gulag) Yeah, but I had to eat a lot of it to keep it safe. Do you have any more PBC's?

(Moebious whispers to Killash) Na na na na naaa, naaa.

(Moebious) <Blair had waited patiently for his friend. The young anthropologist knew that Jim was hurting, he completely understood how the big guy was feeling and feverishly tried to come up with something to ease his best friend's heartache. No words would work, he knew that much. Too bad too, considering that talking was the kid's best weapon. How could he help his partner, then? How could he make it better when Jim had gone through hell the last week, trying to save his friend's life while he mourned his dead heart? While he walked among the remains of the love he thought would be forever? While we nourished the wounds that the evil woman's blade had left in his soul? Because Jim, Oh yeah! He HAD fallen in love, deeply, severely. And now all those feelings had been transformed into rage and anger, it had made him dangerous... like a Jaguar with a bleeding wound, lost in the jungle.>

(Rita22) Yikes! He's in a row for sure now.

(Gulag) Aaaghhh. Hallmark. I'm feeling sick.

(Queen) You wanted gore...

(Killash) I need a beer.

(Gulag) Gore! not Kleenex... This is cruel... to me.

(Rita22) Jim's hurting, I like it.

Killash flies to the kitchen and brings the chocolate ice cream.

(Queen) Mmmhhh

(Hazel) Yes please.

(Killash) Not until you finish burning calories up there.

Hazel pouts with fury. 'But, I'm done'

(Rita22) How can a woman do so much damage to Jim? Isn't he Mr. "No Emotion"?

(Killash) He's the most sensitive man in America! Haven't you been to the official web site?

Sumatra has joined the conversation.

(Sumatra) Hey, all!

(Moebious) <Jim said a tired hello to his roommate, then went straight to the refrigerator and grabbed a cold beer. He smiled, but his face couldn't conceal the obvious pain he felt when he saw the bruises on Blair's face. >

(Killash) Bruises! We're getting somewhere!

(Queen) Hey Sum! How's business?

Killash jumps from the chimney and violently hugs Sumatra

(Gulag) Hola!

(Rita22) Hey!

(Killash) Hello, Sum! Moebious is telling us a story.

Sumatra hugs Killash back violently and savagely.

(Sumatra) Business is good. The beach is great and the sun is wonderful so people are coming in herds.

(Gulag) Any chance you have free rooms for us?

(Sumatra) Story? What story? What's it about? Are there any Blair OWIES? What's happened?

Hazel thinks that maybe 'The Evil Woman' hugged Blair violently and savagely too, so she scarred him.

(Queen) Jim had this girlfriend who turned out to be evil and almost killed Blair.

(Rita22) We're still trying to figure out what she did to him.

(Killash) Moe's been a little vague about it.

(Sumatra) You are always welcome to visit, Gulag.

Killash licks her wounds after that wild greeting dance with Summ.

(Queen) A LITTLE VAGUE? The man has us in complete darkness!

(Killash) I don't think he knows himself.

(Hazel) Heya, Summ! Long time no see! How are things in Hell?

(Sumatra) Sounds cool.

(Hazel) Cool in hell? Must be the season.

(Sumatra) It's hot over here, Hazel, how's cloud 9?

Sumatra gets the first aid kit to stop the bleeding from the hugs. 

(Gulag) I'm making arrangements to move out of my house and come live in paradise. Do you have any ocean view rooms?

(Killash) Actually, I think the beach sounds about heavenly right now, seeing how Moe is dragging us through purgatory here.

Rita22 totally agrees with Killash.

(Queen) What in the world did That Woman Do to Blair, Moe!!!!????

(Hazel) I'm beginning to think he has absolutely no idea what she did. Maybe we should ask Blair himself.

(Rita22) Did she cut his beautiful face?

Sumatra's left horn is sprained.

Killash jumps. "Ooops, sorry about that."

Sumatra waves it off. "No problem. I'm used to it."

(Killash) I think asking Blair directly would ruin the scene... what with the heart attack and all.

(Queen) It's a good idea, lets ask the victim!

Sumatra flaps her devilish wings in delightful anticipation.

(Rita22) Nooo, he's going to flip out!

(Killash) Really, Queen, don't.

Gulag senses some good GORE approaching!

(Moebious) <"Soo, Jim," Blair asked, unsure, "How was your day?">

(Queen) Saved by the bell.

(Hazel) I hope he spills the beans or I'm going down there to that loft and I'll get it out of him one way or another.

(Killash) Down boy! Calm down. You are a good angel, remember that.

(Rita22) No use damaging the Guide's goods.

(Killash) Plus, They'll take away your merit points.

(Sumatra) Be patient.

Hazel breaths in and out,  focusing, concentrating, calming down. "Relax, My son... Lower your Chi"

(Gulag) Don't listen to them, Haz! Blood, we want some blood.

(Hazel) Boy, this Kung Fu stuff really works!

(Killash) You watch too much TV.

(Rita22) Shut up, Gulag!

(Moebious) <Jim absently looked out the window, drinking his beer, "Fine" He lied. "No problem. And yours? Are you feeling any better?">

(Gulag) Kung Fu. Now that was good action.

(Hazel) Have you fallen on your head?

(Killash) Yeah, right! Good action? The fights were on SLOW MOTION!

(Queen) LOL

(Gulag) It WAS good action. The bad guys ALWAYS had their asses kicked GOOD all the time, the fights weren't just EXPLAINED to them. Plus... no mushy stuff.

(Killash) Not Explained? No mush? Are we talking about the Same SHOW?

(Moebious) <Blair didn't answer. Instead he stared into his friend's sad eyes as desperation threatened to spill from them any second. It was worse than he had thought. Jim's spirit was about to give up the fight and let go. Blair was not about to let that happen. He walked slowly and painfully, letting the crutches do most of the job and laid a conforting hand on Jim's arm. The sentinel didn't turn, the guide understood. After all, Sandburg's job was to help Jim, not to argue with him. Jim took another sip of beer in silence and finally the right words traveled through the air until they reached Blair's mind.>

(Queen) Agg! That's too much feeling, darling.

(Rita22) Let the man be! His partner is suffering!

(Killash) Yeah! Haven't you ever been heartbroken?

(Gulag) Yeah! haven't you ever been almost killed by your best friend's evil girlfriend?

(Hazel) Only twice, but she had a good reason.

(Killash) She tried to kill you TWICE?

(Hazel) Well, she failed the first time. She was bound to try again... she was perseverant.

(Queen) Perseverant? I don't think that word exists!

(Hazel) Tell HER that.

(Rita22) Did she succeed?

(Gulag) I'm having Gloria flashbacks!

(Sumatra) I want to know about the crutches.

(Killash) We all do. The storyteller hasn't figured it out yet so he keeps adding injuries.

(Gulag) The more the merrier. (VBEG)

(Sumatra) For the love of God, Moebious, what happened to Blair?

Hazel stares at Moe like an idiot.

Everyone sits expectantly, munching and dirtying the furniture.

Gulag whistles in the silence.

Hazel keeps staring at Moe like an idiot.

Killash stands on her head while balancing a baseball bat on her nose.

Queen tosses some more Barry Manilow CDs into the agonizing fire.

Gulag keeps whistling and listening to the echo.

Rita22 wants more ice cream. Rita 22 throws a pillow at idiot-Hazel.

(Queen) Well?

Hazel keeps staring at Moebious like an idiot.
 
(Killash) I guess he's got writer's block.

(Gulag) Did you forget to feed him again?

(Killash) Maybe he wore out the new brain.

Killash adds an eight ball to the balancing bat.

(Queen) Why don't you lend him yours? It's practically never been used!

Hazel takes out the whip and starts cleaning the china.

Killash throws the bat at Queen getting her right between the eyes.

Queen stumbles,  shoves away the birds flying around her head and  flies under the couch looking for another pool ball.

Rita22 falls asleep and snores.

Killash prepares to attack but gets bored in midway.

(Moebious) <"Jim?" Asked Blair carefully>

(Gulag) Aaaahh. FINALLY!

(Moebious) <"Yeah?" Said Jim. He knew what was coming, he couldn't continue, though, because the exploding window kept him from it. Both men were enveloped in smoke and shadows as they were thrown to the wall with great force. Jim heard the sickening sound of the cracking of his own ribs as he hit the stairwell that led to his room. Then pain. Then silence.>

(Killash) Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

(Queen) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Gulag) Yeah!

(Rita22) Call 911! Somebody call 911!

Hazel gets up slowly and tries to recover from the shock wave.

(Sumatra) Wow!

(Moebious) <Blair thought he had been feeling pain this past week, but it couldn't possibly compare to the torture he was feeling now. A slashing burst of agony invaded his lungs and the sting from the already damaged leg turned into a maddening fire. He didn't know what was worse, the fact that he knew he was dying or the fact that he felt how Jim was dying beside him too. There was nothing he could do to help either one of them, he had no strength, no control. Only his strong will kept him from falling into eternal oblivion.>

Killash bites the sofa cushion in desperation.

(Gulag) Yeeah!

Hazel is thrown back to the wall. Forcibly.

Queen wishes Hazel would have stayed in school.

(Sumatra) And then? And then?

(Hazel) Ow! Ow! Ow!

(Killash) Somebody DO something!!!

Rita22 is in shock.

Hazel crwnls on the floor, dodges the churned debris and slowly reaches the cell phone... Hazel tries to dial emergency... 8.. (no, hang up. Try again)...... 9.. (That's it)  1.. ----

Queen wishes Hazel could spell.

(Sumatra) Ssshhhh! He needs to concentrate.

(Gulag) yeah, that's it... concentrate... nine... one... 1....  Only .....One more to go..

(Killash) Shhhh. Here, have my cell phone, it has 911 on speed dial.

(Queen) It won't work. We're out of range.

(Killash) Under the tunnels and over the clouds?

(Queen) I don't make the rules.

(Moebious) <Little by little, the savage attack on the two men died down. The air was full of smoke and Blair could smell his own burning flesh. A well known, ugly chuckle woke the young man when he was about to give in to unconsciousness and brought maddening fear to his heart. He knew that voice... it was...>

(Killash) Who?

(Hazel) Cof, cof.

(Moebious) <Her. The one who had caused all of this to begin. That evil woman. Blair suddenly wished he had died with the blast. Anything so he wouldn't have to go through it again, to hear her voice one more time meant that his nightly prayers had NOT been answered. It meant that she had come back to finish the job. And this time, Blair wouldn't be the only one to suffer by her hand, Jim would know the other side of hell. "Noooo" Blair screamed in his mind, a painful groan erupted from his throat and sent a wave of burning pain to his brain. He didn't care. She was here. It was all over.>

(Queen) Oh, My GoD!

Killash breathes heavily grasping the remains of the pillow.

Gulag gets some popcorn and starts throwing it at everyone in mad delight.

(Sumatra) What happened to Jim? Is he dead?

(Rita22) Somebody, please HELP!!! Call Simon!!!

(Moebious) <"Soo" The voice finally reached Blair's tortured ears. "You lived?" An unbelievably sick chuckle came afterwards. The woman was enjoying it... she was SO evil. "Ha ha ha ha," She laughed. "You think you are going to get away from me this time, you little worm?"
Blair couldn't speak, the burning in his lungs was consuming him. But if he could, he would have reached out with his good arm and struck her with all his might. This woman had hurt Jim! God! He could be dead by now for all he knew! God! This can't be happening! It can't end like this! It's not fair!" He thought but he still couldn't move. She came closer, darkness in her eyes and only one intent.>
 
Rita22 is having a heart attack.

(Queen) Stop her! Somebody stop the bitch!

(Gulag) he he he...

Killash is joining Rita in her heart attack.

(Hazel) Im dialing for Simon's office. The line is busy.

(Gulag) Stay out of it, creature! Let'em fight their own fights! he he he.

(Moebious) <Blair saw with horror how the woman raised a huge knife above his head... and as the kid gathered all his remaining force to defend himself, he realized with terror where the blade started facing. "he's not dead yet, you know?" She mocked. Then, the fire of hatred filled her black eyes...>

(Killash)  Oh God, ohGod, OhGod.....

(Hazel) aagggg

Gulag tosses some more popcorn and flies around the room feeling nauseated with pleasure.

(Queen) And?

(Sumatra) It's hotter than ever down here... and now this!

Sumatra scratches her horns and drinks some cold piña colada  in desperation.

(Moebious) <And the blade went down, striking hard, looking for the final kill.>

Killash screams in horror. "Nooooooo!!!"

Gulag swallows in anticipation. "Yessssss!!!!" "More hospital."

(Rita22) Oh, please, noo. Oh, my God!

(Killash) AAAHHHHH!!!

(Queen) And?

Hazel keeps dialing Simon.

Rita22 is having a seizure.

(Killash) And?
 

Moebious has left the conversation.
 

(Gulag)

(Sumatra) What?

(Hazel) You HAVE to be kidding me!

(Killash) Where did he go?

Gulag elevates his Chi and breaks all the windows.

Sumatra has left the conversation.

(Queen) I don't know but I think Summm has gone after him.

(Killash) I hope she gets him. And scorches him with her devil stick.

Hazel pouts and cries.

(Queen) I can't believe this!

Gulag explodes in anger and eats all the popcorn.

Hazel joins him.

Killash joins them and attacks the furniture with the baseball bat.

(Rita22) Agghh

Rita22 has died.

Hazel has died too.

Killash has joined the recently deceased.

Gulag would bury the corpses but he's too furious to do so.

(Queen) And now?
 
 

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