Notes: It was a wonderful spring afternoon,
when I realized what I had done. Then, it turned stormy! I had turned My
Mother into a Sentinel Junkie!!! OH, What have I done? Now, she can't get
enough! And she reads at amazing speeds!! (Like warp 10 or something) so
I'm quickly running out of fiction to show her! See what all of YOU authors
out there made me do?
Well, this is a little something we wrote together, I think it's the
only way we have to communicate now... I think I've lost her in Senfic
world. If you see her, say hi for me, will ya?
This story is a response to Jen & Suzie's challenge # 7 in Jen & Suzie's Challenges page.
Warnings: This piece is silly beyond belief! You HAVE been warned. Rated: G. Unless you think it's too violent. Spoilers: For just about every fic there is. Kind of.
Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world...
It's hard to get by, just upon
a smile...
Cat Stevens.
BAM!
BLAIR.- HEY! What was that for?
JIM.- Chill out, Chief!
BLAIR.- What do you mean, 'chill out'? What was that FOR?
JIM.- A challenge.
BLAIR.- Oh! The Fans again?
JIM.- Yep.
BLAIR.- Well, did you really have to hit me SO hard?
JIM.- It was SPECIFIED.
BLAIR.- Well, WHY?... I mean, Why me?
JIM.- I don't know. They must have it in for you or something.
BLAIR.- Oh, Man!. Yeah, that's right... 'pick on the guide, pick on the guide...' And YOU!... Did you have to comply????"
JIM.- Hey, Chief, I'm a pawn too, remember?
BLAIR.- Right! Who had this bright idea, anyway?
JIM.- I can't tell you.
BLAIR.- JIM!!!!!
JIM.- Sorry, Blair, No Can Do.
BLAIR.- Fine. Forget it then. Now, ready for a long week of experiments, Sentinel?
JIM.- All right, all right. That was LOW. I found it in Jen & Suzie's page.
BLAIR.- I know Jen doesn't hate me. But... Suzie hates me?
JIM.- No, Chief. I'm afraid they all love you more than they love me, actually. (Sigh)
BLAIR.- Sure, THAT'S why they send ME to the hospital three out of every four stories...
JIM.- Oh, now, don't start with THAT again.
BLAIR.- They mangle me...And it hurts!!! I've said this before and I'll say it again: I'm SO not into pain!
JIM.- You're exaggerating, Sandburg, and the damage is never permanent. You should be thankful for that.
BLAIR.- Yeah right! Have you seen my latest medical insurance bill?
JIM.- Listen, why don't we just finish this, okay?
BLAIR.- WAIT! You mean there's more? Why? What did ever I do to these women?
JIm.- Blair. I'm sorry to have to tell you this...
BLAIR.- What?
JIM.- I read that you look very sexy in a hospital gown.
BLAIR.- NO! Not the Secret Agent thing again!
JIM..- It was a very shiny moon, Chief!
BLAIR.- Ellison!
JIM.- It's their world, Blair. We just live in it.
BLAIR.- Right. I'm not playing anymore... let me see that challenge thing.
JIM.- Uh-uh. Nope. You're not supposed to know.
BLAIR.- Out of my way, Jim!
JIM.- Play by the rules, play by the rules!!!
BLAIR.- STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!!
JIM.- Okay.
BLAIR.- Hey! What did you do?
JIM.- Nothing.
BLAIR.- Where is it? You disconnected it!!!
JIM.- I had to. You were being irrational.
BLAIR.- I was being irrational??? You are the one who punched me without a reason! That can't be legal! Where are the rules?
JIM.- Chief....
BLAIR.- Where's Jen & Suzie's page? Give me the address!!!
JIM.- Blair...
BLAIR.- I'm going to do something about this!
JIM.- BLAIR!
BLAIR.- What?
BAM!
JIM.- Okay. Next?
If you're actually
GOING to send feedback... please don't take this story TOO personal. We
were kind of... well, we were just having fun. It's not MY fault, Tell
MY MOTHER! She started it!!!
Killash
Email Killash. It's
good Karma. killash@hotmail.com
Or yell at the guilty
party: The Mom.
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