Holy Cow! Ben Amos- web Page Editor??? "Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time... Okey-day, folks, meesa back! After nearly a two year sabbatical, I've come back to mow the grass, so to speak... "Cut the chatter, Red Two..." Here're the droids you're looking for... (If you ARE'NT musing through the SW stuff, then you might want to start here- Stuff about me...

Now, for the rest of you, without further adieu, I give you...
Stuff

The Official LucasFilm Ltd. Star Wars Page - Here's the source of the Force itself... There's always the production notes for Episode I, tons of cool blue screen footage, and even *gasp* merchandise! There's a shock... The Mos Espa marketplace is the place to find all the stuff. That's www.mosespa.com. Just in case you haven't seen the movie yet, you can also see the theatrical trailer, and decide for yourself, since you're probably impervious to all the hype anyway!

Star Wars Drinking Game- Most likely, this is the absolute funniest bit of SW humor that I've ever chanced upon. If you are able to appreciate the nuances of the Trilogy, then you very well ought to love what this page does for your recollection of SW's finer points which are regrettably taken for granted over time...! (Just check it out, and you'll see what I mean... It even works with Episode I!!!)

All I Need to Know about Life I Learned from Star Wars- That I know of, this is the world's only site that features this clever collection of wisdom from the Star Wars universe. (There's a darn good explanation for that, of course. Mainly because about half of it is what I got off a poster that they offer in the Star Wars Insider's Jawa Trader catalog, the other half is that of my own which I've pulled from the Trilogy, and believed belonged on the list. Mine are in the RED TEXT. Sure, it's illegal as all get out, but where would this great nation of ours be without creative risk-takers like me??? On second thought, don't answer that...)

Star Wars Horoscopes- Pretty hokey, in all honesty, but I've yet to find anything else like it on the Web, so if you wanna read yours, you've gotta go here...

Top Ten Sexually-Slanted lines from the Star Wars Trilogy- One of the first bits of SW humor which I found when I discovered the extensive world of SW online, nearly two years ago. I've taken the liberty to make additions, deletions, and alter the order some, but I ask that you overlook my poetic license/audacity. If you're incapable of that, I assure you that the sun(s) WILL, indeed, rise upon you on the morrow, displeased with me as you may very well be. "I've added some special modifications myself..."

You Know You're a Star Wars Geek When...- I'm not so self-actualized to try to ditch the label. When you've seen The Phantom Menace eight times before Memorial Day, you know that you've got a serious problem... This is moreso for those who are postponing the inevitable.... Hope it helps.

Once my round-to-it gets off back-order, and is finally shipped, then I'll put in these...

--You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...

--The World's Most Warped Movie Review- The Empire Strikes Back

Assorted Links to Sites Deemed Noteworthy:
(i.e. Places that I go, and you ought as well... You can either trust my judgement, or do it our of sheer principle. Take your pick...)

Seeing as how it's been a few years since I saw her in concert last, I'd like to get around to putting together a Sarah Mclachlan page, but I'm not making any promises... This is the fragment that I started with after her Atlanta tour date back in October of 1997...

L'Hotel Chat- In its day, this was a pretty cool chat site. I could be found there at any given hour of the day. Seeing as how I've let my web page go to seed, though, I'm not sure how reliable my standards may or may not be to others...smirk...

Hollywood Stock Exchange- WARNING: This game is highly addictive... (Well, that's assuming that you get a kick out of movies and such. Seeing as how you ARE at a SW page, I'll take that to mean something...) Here's the deal, they give you $2 million in Hollywood Dollars, (read:PLAY MONEY), and it's your job to invest it as you see fit in virtually any actor, actress, director, movie, sequel, you-name-it. If it does well, the stock goes up. If it flops- you lose money. Simple enough... Where else can you buy Catherine Zeta-Jones and Denise Richards in a single day, huh???! Don't be a bump on a log, go check it out!!! IF you decide to play, though, how about doing me a favor? Use the name "jeditigger" as the referring member. Thanks!

The Official Sarah McLachlan Page at Nettwerk Records-Most likely one of the most talented musicians that I've ever encountered. Bar none. I'll not wax poetic about her music, be your own judge...

Ben's Relativity Pages

Well, this USED to be the spot where I kept all of my laudings about Relativity, but I think that ABC decided that it was a lost cause and cancelled the show without my consent. That's not cool...

Well, they went and did it. ABC cancelled Relativity. Those slimy pieces of worm-ridden filth... Oh well... Even though the show is no more, I need to find a permanent home for this set of links, because it was one of the only sites on the whole of the Web that had this terribly-creative-when-it-wants-to-be show as its focus, and because I'm biased as hell, I think that you ought to view it for the sheer fact that it's rather entertaining, too...

Relativity- General info about the show, its writers, what the show WERE trying to accomplish, etc. (Forgive me for being a bit jaded, but I'm never going to know what ended up happening between Leo and Isabelle, much less Leo's grandfather, who was in the hospital, and how Jennifer, Isa's sister handled the break-up with that married man, and... Oy vey... And I've never been able to abide by soap operas! Go figure...

Relativity's Cast- Please tell me that I needn't explain this one further...

My So-Called Life- This is my little soapbox about ABC's poor taste in cancelling MSCL. If you were a fan of this brilliant show, I urge you emphatically to read this.

Special thanks to my bud, ~Blondie~, whose unfailing moral support when first designing the page had kept me from introducing Mr. Computer to Mr. Louisville Slugger, (On a VERY informal basis, of course...). Her name's in red. That means you can go visit her... Do it...

© 1999 jeditigger@rocketmail.com

Last updated: 5:07:19pm, Wed. June 2, 1999

Member of the Star of Alderaan campaign for free speech online- (Well, that was the "de rigueur" thing to have on your page, back when LucasFilm was feared to be shutting down SW pages for scare of the dreaded "copyright infringement." All that's been cleared up, but I've got to say that the logo is just plain cool, and I'm not planning on taking it down any time soon...)

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