GERG giggles..."I think I may need to speak to SKYE about a business deal"...*grin*.....SPACE laughs...."Dang...now that's what I call FULL service"...*smile*....the bus drives on....most of the group teasing SKYE....
Finally SCRUFF sounds the horn.....turning into the parking lot of Bell Bottoms....one of Atlanta's hot 70's clubs.....AYLA shouts out...."Check out the sign"....
SPACE and GERG smile....loving every moment of seeing their names in lights....SPACE turn to GERG..."Finally...*burrrrrp*....New Orleans...Mardi Gras".....GERG laughs..."Nah dude....this is where the Alamo is".....*hic*....AYLA shakes her head and holds her fingers in front of them....."Guys...how many fingers am I holding up.....this is Atlanta guys"......
The busses come to a stop.....the doors open....ELLE FRESCO.....HOTREDHEAD and SRV immediately leap off to clear a path through the charging crowd....
The tour group quickly exits the bus...entering the bar through a side entrance...all wearing their 70's outfits....AYLA assists SPACE and GERG from the bus....both sporting their french maid outfits.....AYLA guides the drunken duo to the side door....both swaying side to side..."Ok guys...this is Bell Bottoms...first show in Atlanta...show em what ya got!"...SPACE laughs..."No problem"....he immediately peels off his french maid outfit.....AYLA screeches...."No..no...get dressed....I meant show them your talent".....GERG smiles...."That's what he was doing"...*LOL*......AYLA smacks her forehead....."I can never win with you guys.....just get in there and do your thing"...
The lights inside suddenly go dark...a spotlite pierces the darkness...shining on the side entrance....TASHAL99 grabs the mic...."HELLO ATLANTA....how ya doin.....everyone sit back...grab your drink...hide your wives and girlfriends....cuz THEY'RE HERE.....back from their recent grand jury testimony....where they were cleared of all charges of fondling Monica Lewinsky in the oval office.....they stuck to their stories and swear that the room had four corners....*smile*.....I'm proud to present....SPACE and GERG"........on that cue AYLA shoves the duo through the doors....TASHAL99 kicks on American Pie and the crowd cheers loudly....SPACE and GERG begin to dance through the crowd....swaying their hips for all the lady patrons.....finally making their way to the bar.....they smile as they approach the bar.....fondly noticing CECE....STIMPI ANGEL and DD dancing wildly atop the bar in their mini skirts and halter tops......SPACE and GERG fight through the mass of men now crowding the bar....climbing behind the bar....don their aprons and begin serving drinks to gents around the bar.....the ladies loving the attention....
SKYE walks over and grabs PHIL and leads him to the dance floor...."Come dance with me....tell me how wet it gets in the Northwest"...*wink*.....LEGAL EAGLE sips her drink...watching closely as the night begins...
SPACE and GERG begin making jello shooters for later in the evening.....WATCHDOG and TOMCAT sit in a back booth...filling balloons with water...*grin*......MOONIE sneaks a peek under KIMBERLEY's mini skirt....wanting to check out her special moon tan.....*smile*
The lovely ladies step down from the bar as the song fades....the men screaming for more.....TASHAL99 grabs a cd and takes the mic...."Here's one for all the ladies in the house.....Brick House by the Commodores"......the women scream excitedly and charge the dance floor.....SHE WOLF grabs EL TIGRE and they bump and grind their bodies to the beat......he smiles at her....."Can I have a key to your brick house?"....*grin*.....STONE DAGAIN is on the floor grinding with LINDA...MTN BABE and PURPLE 69....he winks at the ladies ...."Pssst....would a budget motel with aluminum siding do....I'm outta brick houses"....*smile*
SPACE and GERG leap to the bar...pulling HISS and CAROLINE along with them.....both tanned ladies looking delicious in their skin tight sun dresses....they all dance seductively on the bar....hips grinding slowly.....mmmmmmmm
WATCHDOG and TOMCAT walk around the bar snickering....passing out water balloons to everyone.....TOMCAT hurls a balloon at TASHAL99....she laughs and loads her super soaker as TOMCAT dashes for cover....she takes aim...pulls the trigger just misses him.....but soaking a table of patrons....she giggles...."Oops....oh sh!t"......WATCHDOG lobs six balloons onto the dancing crowd.....*SPLAT*....suddenly water balloons begin flying everywhere....SPACE and GERG laugh as they continue to dance atop the bar.....TASHAL99 takes aim from behind the DJ stand and soaks the foursome dancing on the bar.....
GERG leaps down and grabs a balloon....hurls it at WATCHDOG....but then GERG is blindsided by a balloon tossed by DANGEROUS BLONDE......CECE picks up a balloon and hurls it at SPACE....*splat*.....ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD stand back to back....hurling balloons at SNOOPS and SPLIFF....soaking SPLIFF's herbal delight....suddenly a balloon splashes into the back of LEGAL EAGLE's head......it's not long before everyone in the bar is completely soaked and laughing...
SPACE climbs onto a nearby table..."Let's have a Wet-Bra Contest!".....hehehehehehe....he adjusts his fishnet stockings...then heads over and clears off the bar to use as a runway....the male patrons quickly sliding their chairs into better viewing position....
TASHAL99 kicks in I Get Around by the Beach Boys....then rips off her shirt and begins to strut up and down the bar proudly displaying her hand knitted bra....mmmmmmm....*smile*.....quickly followed by LYNX...catching the gents eyes with her black silk bra.....SKYE leaps up next in a very delicate lacy rose colored bra....it hugs her curves quite nicely.....next comes LINDA...KIMBERLEY and SKOOLY....wearing no bras....shaking their shoulders and winking at the crowd.....GERG smiles...."Now those are Wonder Bras".....*LOL*......T BEAR leaps up next displaying her colorful feathered bra.....most everyone knowing where the feathers came from...*smile*....RINKO grins...."Nice feathers baby"....as he rubs his arse.....*smile*......SCRUFF and TJ quickly follow showing off their bodacious curves smothered in red lace......KITTEN slinks onto the bar....jiggling her fur covered bra......TOOLSLINGER shouts...."Now those are what I call nice fur balls"...*wink*......CSC struts up next sporting her aqua lace.....PURPLE 69 hops up next....wearing purple pasties with lil tassels....she walks up and down the bar giving the tassels a workout.....STIMPI ANGEL takes her turn......showing off her most excellent cleavage covered in lavender silk......GERG licks his lips...."Gawd I love lavender"....*smile*.......HISS follows closely behind.....her desirable curves smothered in soft lacy pink....SRV shouts....."Take me home with you"...*grin*......CECE steps up next....her tanned body highlighting every bit of her white lace peek-a-boo bra....the men panting....throwing money at the bar....SHE WOLF is next down the bar...the gents howl with delight as she passes by in her skimpy maroon lace.....SARA and PEGGY jump up next.....the Canadian duo strut their tasty curves up and down the bar.....each clad in Victoria Secrets Seafoam Green.....mmmmmmmmm.......LYONESS begins to leap onto the bar...but CRAZY LOVE quickly tosses her over his shoulder and carries her to a back booth.....DD giggles and walks down the bar....showing off her "stock"....nicely covered in a soft peach colored silk and lace....several gents scream out...."BUY...BUY...BUY"....*smile*.....BREATHLESS walks up next.....she seductively walks down the bar wearing chocolate syrup and whipped cream.....*smile*.....SPACE's eyes bug out..."Wow....dessert time!"...*grin*.....male patrons fainting during all the excitement......MTN BABE starts up the bar....but quickly leaps down and dashes over to the fainting men.....she buries one gents face into her cleavage...."Yes....I feel breathing.....yes....and it's getting heavier"....*LOL*......CAROLINE struts up next....proudly walking up and down the bar....her luscious curves smothered in a sheer see through bra......TIGRESS follows next....she winks at the gents as she shows off her tiger striped bra....the men screaming with delight......next ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD climb atop the bar.....both showing off their sheer camouflage colored bras.......the men shouting "Arrest me...arrest me...pweeeeez"...*smile*.......LEGAL EAGLE proudly steps up next.....her tight body and wondrous curves slowly strutting down the bar.....smothered in a cream colored silk and lace.......men shouting "I want legal advice...I'll pay a retainer"....*grin*......DANGEROUS BLONDE and SILKIE take the stage next....the men still screaming...both ladies proudly showing off their rose colored lace......last but not least....AYLA leaps up.....proudly exhibiting her black lace wonder bra....the men chanting more.....more...more....SPACE looks at GERG.....they nod to each other....rip off their french maid outfits and leap to the bar.....both strutting wildly up and down......proudly displaying their Victoria Secrets Diamond studded bras....*smile*.....everyone goes crazy with laughter......the duo leaps back behind the bar as the tour ladies don their shirts once more.....
SPACE and GERG send out drinks to everyone as TASHAL99 kicks in another cd.....Go All the Way by the Raspberries.....everyone hits the dance floor......SHE WOLF dashes over and takes control of the lights.....putting on a colorful show......the floor fills with dancers rocking to the music....SKOOLY proceeds around the bar to inspect nuts.....gawd she loves her job....*grin*......AYLA sits in the back office with the owner......"Told ya they were wild.....they always put on a great show.....now there's a little matter of payment to discuss"....*smile*
DD sips her champagne while talking on her cell phone...."Yes....you heard right....order us a dozen more of those expensive diamond bras.....the guys loved them"....*giggle*......SRV walks around frisking a few of the lady patrons while ELLE FRESCO and HOTREDHEAD work over the male patrons...DOC SNOOPS sits in the back giving a few ladies physicals....*smile*
Then in through the doors walks GOMER and SANDRALY...they make their way to the bar...."Sorry we missed the bus....we decided to just head straight here"......GERG smiles....."No worries....glad ya both made it"....he places drinks up for both of them......some of the tour members come over to greet them......TASHAL99 comes on the mic again....."Ok everyone....relax and get fresh drinks while we rock to Peter Frampton's....Do You Feel Like I Do.....the crowd cheers with approval...
GERG and SPACE pull out the jello shooters...they load up two large trays and walk around the bar passing them out.....PURPLE 69 looks at SPACE...."Guess we'll have to exercise extra tomorrow to work off the jello"......*smile*......SPACE winks at her....."That's what we were hoping"....*grin*
STONE DAGAIN sits with some ladies sharing his jello shooters.....suddenly a jello shooter pelts him in the side of the head.......*splat*.....it seems to have come from CSC's direction.....XEROX laughs....then tosses a jello shooter at TIGRESS....*smile*.....CYBERMAN hurls jello into the crowd.....then hides behind his cape......jello begins to fly everywhere.....SARA smacks PHIL in the face with jello......SCRUFF heaves jello at SMOKE....a direct hit....*smile*....T BEAR giggles and smashes some jello in RINKO's face.....COWBOY rushes over to LYNX and shoves a wad of jello down her shirt....*LOL*........jello continues flying everywhere....KITTEN runs up to the bar and smashes jello in GERG's face....then runs off gigglin....TASHAL99 come on the mic...."Let's rock...here's What's Your Name by Lynard Skynyrd"......then she begins shooting jello through her super soaker into the crowd....*smile*.....the dance floor slowly fills with sticky dancers.....all rocking and loving the fun...
GERG wipes his face....then he and SPACE continue slinging out drinks......then GERG pulls STIMPI ANGEL behind the bar....they dance to the music then suddenly disappear behind the bar....the floor and walls shake...bottles rattle on the shelves....STIMPI ANGEL finally reappears half clothed and face flushed....her hair a mess and smiling ear to ear....GERG slowly reappears....licking his lips and smiling quite contently.....STIMPI ANGEL slowly slips her way out from behind the bar....*smile*
TASHAL99 come over the mic again...."Well everyone....this will be our last song....we hope you've had as much fun as we have....we leave you with Spiders and Snakes by Jim Stafford"......SHE WOLF kicks on the light show and the dance floor fills with people....GERG grabs SPACE and they head for the dance floor....they dance wildly among the crowd......BREATHLESS and CECE begin to bump and grind with them.....mmmmmmm........the song then begins to fade....as it does the bar goes dark.....then a single spotlite shines on the bar.......SPACE leaps into the light......"Well.....sadly the time has come that we must go...can't tell ya how much fun we've had....but my fishnet stockings need a rest...*smile*.....but before we go I'd like to leave ya with a poem....
Ok....we're in Atlanta.....gonna rock this town for awhile now...*smile*.....next page will be online April 20th....so stop back then.....or before then....whenever...*smile*.....have fun my friends......till our paths meets again!
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