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This page contains sound files
for the ever popular cartoon, Sailor Moon. These files were given
to me. All of these files are zipped to save space so if you
need an unzipping program then click on pkunzip.
You can download all of the other pkware programs by clicking here. If you like
windows, then click on Winzip for a
windows version of pkzip. Please keep in mind that these are
shareware programs. To use Winzip you will first have to download
pkunzip.
This page contains WAV, MIDI, RA, AU, and MPG sound files. In
order to hear these files you should go to these following links
and download the programs. For the Windows
95 version of MAPlay, or for the
DOS version of MAPlayPC is available at this site in the US.
Another good Win95 .mp2 player is available from Philips
Electronics N.V.
Take a look at
this site. You can also get CoolMPEG and CoolEdit there; you
can use those programs to convert from .mp2 to .wav.) Macs
without FPUs can use MPEGAudNoFPU.

This page contains the following,
music that is on the CD, Power-ups, attacks,
and other cool moves, and Vocal themes and
BGM's, Sound clips from the show.

Music from the CD.
Sailor
Moon Theme: This song appears in every
episode of Sailor Moon in the DiC version.
I Wanna
Be A Star: This song is from the T.V. episode
"So You Want To Be A Superstar." It appears on this big
showcase on a stage.
My Only
Love. This song first featured in the episode
"A Crystal Clear Destiny. "It was background music when
Serena found out that she was the Moon Princess.
Oh Starry
Night. This song is from T.V. Episode
"Rei's Day In The Spotlight." This song appears when
there was a festival and this song was Rei's own song that she
sang up stage.
It's A
New Day. This song is first featured in the
T.V. episode "Day Of Destiny." This is the background
music used when all the scouts lost their memory due to the fight
with Queen Beryl.
Carry
On. This song is from "Day Of
Destiny." This song is the background music for when
Princess Serena and the other scouts were fighting Queen Beryl.
Rainy Day
Man. This song appears in T.V. Episode
"A Knight To Remember." The song is used when Lita
thinks back to the past about her best friend Ken.
Only A
Memory Away. This song is first featured in
T.V. Episode "Mercury Moving On?" This song is the
background music used when Amy decided to go to Germany to study
in a very hard school. It seems with Reeny's help, Amy decided
not to.
She's
Got The Power. This song comes from the T.V.
Episode "Naughty N' Nice." It appears as a background
music for the time when Rubeus and the 3 sisters all attack the
Sailor Scouts all at once.
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Serina/Sailor Moon, Ami/Sailor
Mercury, Rei/Sailor Mars, Lita/Sailor
Jupiter, Mina/Sailor Venus, Miscellaneous.
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- The Sailor Moon Theme (As
if you haven't heard it a million times before) Time
1:31, 335K
- The little ditty they play
when they put the episode title on the screen.39K
- The Sailor Moon Theme, but not
as compressed. Twice the size, much better quality.
It sounds a lot crisper this way. I might have to erase
this soon to make way for new stuff, so grab it if you
want it. Time 1:31.
- And now the ending theme.Cool,
I was finally able to find an episode where the station
didn't stick on a voiceover about another show. It was
from one of Global's Saturday episodes, maybe that's why.
Time 0:30, 111K
- If you dare, you can check out Darren
Lo's mutant bilingual Sailor Moon theme.
- I Want to be a Star From
So You Want to be a Superstar (eps. 4) 0:46, 172K
- My Only Love from Crystal
Clear Destiny (eps. 30) Time 2:18, 510K
- Give Me The Strength To Carry
On from Day of Destiny (eps. 40) Time 2:09, 479K
- A New Day From Day of
Destiny (eps. 40) Time 0:57, 213K
- Rainy Day Man From A Knight
to Remember (eps. 43) 1:54, 421K
- [Oh] Starry Night From Rei's
Day in the Spotlight (eps. 48) 2:01, 450K
- Only a Memory Away From
Sailor Mercury Moving On? (eps. 56) 3:05, 687K
- She's Got The Power From
Naughty 'n Nice (eps. 61) 2:40, 588K
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Sound clips from the TV show.
Episode 1: A Moon Star is Born
- Narrator:"A thousand
years ago..." etc. "...and so, our story
begins."284K
- Melvin: "Serena...
Beautiful... but a shopaholic."15K
- Molly: "I don't get it, my
mother's sure acting strange."
Serena:"Yeah, what'd she put in her coffee this
morning?"18K
- Serena:"The nerve of that
guy, what a total jerk, calling me Meatballhead... Still,
he sure is cute."29K
- Darien:"Are you stupid, or
just incredibly lazy?"10K
- Serena:"Studying so hard
is very very tiring, all those books, all those words...
It can't be too good for a person, how does Melvin do
it?"29K
- Serena:"A talking cat! Oh
man, I have been studying too hard!"15K
- Luna:"Moon Prism
Power!"
Serena:"Oo-kay... MOON PRISM POWER!"{cue music}154K
- Sailor Moon:"I am Sailor
Moon, the champion of justice, and I say that on behalf
of the moon, I shall right wrongs, and triumph over evil,
and that means YOU!"58K
- Sailor Moon:"AAAA! What
happened?! This dream is getting weirder and weirder,
I'll never study that hard again! I want to play
Sailor V videogames, not live them!"34K
- Sailor Moon:"I don't
wanna play this game anymore! I WANNA GO HOME!!!"32K
- Tuxedo Mask:"I am Tuxedo
Mask! Sailor Moon, look into your heart and find the
warrior within you. It is your destiny!"28K
- Sailor Moon:"Moon Tiara
Magic! {cue music} Huh? I did THAT?"92K
- Molly:"That's weird. Very
weird. Serena, isn't that the weirdest?"31K
- Serena:"Hey you guys,
could you please keep it down? I was up late last night
and I just need a little more sleep. Good night."87K
Episode 2: Talk Radio
- Serena:"Haruna?!
Don't tell me Miss H sent the Love Line a letter, it
can't be her! Teachers never have
boyfriends!" Heh, I'll have to tell my parents
that; they're BOTH teachers :-) 33K
- Luna:"Sailor Moon would
be good right now!"
Serena:"MOON PRISM POWER... AND MAKE IT
FAST!!!"36K
- Sailor Moon:"I am Sailor
Moon, the Champion of Justice, and on behalf of the moon,
I will punish you!"
Luna:"Hey, that's not how the end of it goes."
Sailor Moon:"Yeah, well, heh, I'm not finished yet.
I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means
you!"59K
Episode 3: Slim City
Episode 4: So You Want to be a Superstar
Episode 5: Computer School Blues
Episode 6: Time Bomb
Episode 7: An Uncharmed Life
Episode 8: Nightmare in Dreamland
Episode 9: Cruise Blues
Episode 10: Fight to the Finish
- Serena's friend (voiced by the
same VA as Katzie, didja notice?):"It must have been
like a hologram!"
Melvin:"No way, guys, it's aliens from outer space,
I knew it! They're going to wipe out the human race for
polluting our beautiful planet Earth!"
Molly:"Melvin, it's obvious you have been watching
way too much science fiction. Get a life!"65K
- Ms. Haruna:"What
are you silly kids planning?"8K
- Jaedite:"It's a shame
you're all so young, you've hardly time to enjoy your
life, and now it will be OVER."
Sailor Moon:"No way, someone as young and pretty as
this has to live a long life, she owes it to the
WORLD!!!"55k
- Sailor Mars:"Maybe I'll
use my fire power."
Luna:"DON'T DO IT!!! If you blow up a jet, it will
take your allowance for the next ten thousand years to
pay it back!"
Sailor Moon:"Yeah?"
Sailor Mars:"Too expensive."48K
- Sailor Moon:"How totally
[gasp] embarrassing... How will [puff, puff] I ever
explain [wheeze] to my friends why I have TIRE TRACKS
DOWN MY BACK?!? We're running out of runway!!!"54K
Episode 11: Match Point for Sailor Moon
Episode 12: An Unnatural Phenomena
- Darien:"Gotta be more
careful."
Serena:"*gasp* OOOOOOOHHHHHHrg! What have you done
to her?"
Darien:"Stopped her from being squished. If it
weren't for me, she'd be kitty pancake by now."44K
- Darien:"What's up,
Andrew?"
Serena:"Oh, Andrew?"
Andrew:"Huh?"
Serena:"You know this creep? He nearly mutilated my
kitty."24K
- Rei:"All right, now, when
Darien shows up, I pretend to bump into him by accident.
*gasp*"
Darien:"OOOOF! Huh?"
Rei:"OH! Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so clumsy, are you
all right?"55K
- Rei:"All right, here he
comes. Ready! AAAAH! OOF. Oooooh..."
Darien:"Waah! I'm so sorry!"
Serena:"Oh, gee, I feel so sorry for Rei, she must
be so embarrassed."
Luna:"And you're so sincere."94K
- Rei:"Are you coming back
from martial arts class?"
Darien:"Yeah, I'm studying karate."
Rei:"Gee, I've been thinking of joining a karate
class myself, too."
Darien:"You should! It's great!"
Rei:"Oh, ah... too shy..."53K
- Luna:"Oh, no, here we go.
I can see jealousy rearing its ugly head."
Serena:"I'm not jealous, I'm just deeply concerned
about Rei."32K
- Serena:"I wonder what
they're talking about. Ooooh, it better not be my
hair!"20K
- Melvin:"Hi de ho!"4K
- Serena:"Heheheheh, aheh,
aheh. Melvin, oh pal, you got any money on
ya?"
Melvin:"Yeah. Why?"
Serena:"How 'bout you treat me to a milkshake,
Melvin?"
Melvin:"Really? Can we get Vanilla-with-Prunes?
That's my favorite!"
Serena:"..."66K
- Ami:"It's the squirrels!"Alvin,
Simon... Theodore! Oh wait, that's the Chipmunks. Never
mind. 6K
- Rei:"You wanna go see the
flowers?"
Darien:"Yeah. I hear the rose garden's amazing.
I want to see it before it's destroyed."
Rei:"You like roses?" Oh, you better
believe it, Rei-chan. 47K
- Ami:"Listen, Serena. Did
you see anything weird, animals acting strange?"
Serena:"You mean besides Melvin?"23K
- Luna:"Get away, you nasty
fuzzball!"9K
- Sailor Mercury:"We are
Sailor Scouts, the champions of justice!"
Sailor Mars:"We will right wrongs and triumph over
evil like you!"
Sailors Mars & Mercury:"On behalf of..."
Sailor Mars:"...Mars..."
Sailor Mercury:"...and Mercury..."
Sailors Mars & Mercury:"...we will punish
you!!!"
Sailor Moon:"Hey! You guys are STEALING ALL OF MY
LINES!!!"67K
Episode 13: Wedding Day Blues
- Serena:"Oh, that is so
romantic, Hawaii's got to be the perfect
place for a honeymoon!"
{Doodloodloodloo! Doodloodloodloo! Doodloodloodloo!}
Serena:"Hmm, ha ha ha, ah ha ha! Darling,
I'm so hap-py... and lucky tooo... ha ha ha, ahh... I
feel like a princess... AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAYeah, right,
in your dreams, Serena. I've never even been on a
date." Hey girl, some of us real-life people
aren't doing a whole lot better. 122K
- Molly:"Are you totally
nuts, Serena? You're failing sewing!"
Serena:"I am not, Moll. I'm just taking my time to
learn things, y'know?"
Molly:"Yeah, but making a wedding dress has got to
be one of the hardest things you can do! Probably the
only person who could help is Miss Lambert, and she's
ga-ga over her own wedding!"
Serena:"That's how come I'm asking you!"
Molly:"Oh, please, Serena. I know you
better than anyone, I know what you'll do: Read your
stupid comic books while I do all the work."
Serena:"Some friend you are. Come on, Molly, I'll do
all your homework for a week!"
Molly:"Some offer!"134K
- Serena and Molly:"Miss
Lambert's marrying a goober!"9K
- Herbert:"Helen, is that you?
You look so different!.... But I like it..."28K
- Grandpa:"What part of
'no' don't you understand?"10K
- Serena:"All right, the
coast is clear, not a parental unit in sight. Oooh, silky...
You'll be perfect!"
Serena's Mom:"Perfect for what, Serena? Why
are you sneaking around up here in my bedroom? And why
are you hugging my fine silk curtains?"74K
- Sailor Mercury:"We are
the Sailor Scouts, sworn to defend justice!"
Sailor Mars:"And right wrongs, and triumph over
trash like you!"
Karl:"Didn't you guys use suspiciously similar lines
in the last episode?"
Serena:"Heeeeeey! We're not supposed to say that
stuff yet. YOU! In just a second, we're going to mush you
into moon dust, get it? MOON PRISM POWER!!!!"84K
Episode 14: Shutter Bugged
- Nephlyte:"Anything for a
good shot, huh?"10K
- [spooky Negaverse BGM]
Nephlyte:"The movement of the stars rules everything..."54K
- Sammy:"Hyuk hyuk hyuk
hyuk hyuk, ah-hyuk hyuk hyuk, hyuk! You want to be a
model? Ah-hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk..."
Serena:"Knock it off."
Sammy:"It's too funny! You can't even walk
and chew gum at the same time! What makes you think
you've got what it takes to be a model?"60K
- Serena:"Aw, Mom, don't
you think I could be a model?"
Serena's Mom:"You can be whatever you wanna
be... as long as you don't borrow my clothes."
Serena:"Gee, thanks so much for your support.
Waaaaaaah...."Is her mom a refugee from the
Twilight Zone or something? 56K
- Serena:"Yeah? Well don't
you worry about me, buddyyyy..."
Darien:"I'm not, I know you're going to fail. You're
never on time, you're always cramming junk food into your
mouth, and you can't walk one block without
falling down... and taking at least three other people
with you."59K
- Sammy:"So, got rejected
yet?"
Serena:"Buzz off, Sam."12K
- Molly & Ms.
Haruna:"Remember, suck it in!"11K
- Youma:"There goes my shot
of getting into Queen Beryl's Evil Hall of Fame!"
That's the latest attraction at the Neo-Tokyo Disneyland,
by the way. 20K
Episode 15: Dangerous Dollies
Episode 16: Who is that Masked Man?
Episode 17: An Animated Mess
Episode 18: Worth a Princess's Ransom
- Serena:"'Morning,
Molly!"
Molly:"If you say so."11K
- Serena:"Hey, we'd better
get our rears in gear."7K
- Melvin:"Hi de ho! Wanna
hear the latest buzz?"
Serena:"..."9K
- Nephlyte:"Buzz off,
Zoicite. You called, Majesty?"10K
- Rei:"What, you got
noodles inside that head of yours to go with the
meatballs?"10K
- Serena:"Once I get in
that embassy (after I scope out the food (and the guys))
I'll get the skinny on the princess. I'll be working really
hard!"
Luna:"When you're not eating."
Serena."Uh, huh! La da da da da, la da hee hee
hee!"
Luna:"I've got a bad feeling about this."
I'll say. When the one person standing between the earth
and oblivion has a habit of singing along with the BGM
while breaking into hysterical laughter, you know we're
f***ed. 56K
- Serena:"I hope I don't
get busted by security.... Hey there
girls..."
Ami & Rei:"Serena?"
Befuddlable functionary:"May I have your
invitation?"
Serena:"I am the Countess Popover, you can check it
out in your VIP book."
Befuddled functionary:"Popover, Popover, let me see,
let me see..."61K
- Molly:"This is such a
snoozer."11K
- Tuxedo Mask:"So, this is
a no-brainer. Those musclemen aren't just there to be
guarding the doorknobs."35K
- Molly:"Reality check
here, Molly."9K
- Molly:"I'm getting like
Serena, falling asleep everywhere!"14K
- Princess Diamond:"Our
family's had this statue for over 400 years. It's
encrusted with nearly 2000 carats. It's absolutely
priceless!" Suddenly a wild-eyed Ryo-oh-oki
charges in, head spinning at the thought of a statue
encrusted with nearly 2000 carrots.30K
Episode 19: Molly's Folly
- Molly:"He's an older
man... he's handsome... kind..."
Serena:"Oooh, it better not be Tuxedo Mask, or that
cutie Andrew at the arcade, 'cause I've already got dibs
on both of them!"43K
- Zoicite:"Queen Beryl is
beginning to get very angry with you, my good
friend."
Nephlyte:"I have never been your good friend! Nor
you mine!"And that one night... dammit, I was
drunk! I thought it was the real thing! And I'd been
saving myself for marriage... [rogue, and probably
distorted beyond recognition, Rocky Horror Picture Show
quote] 31K
- Nephlyte:"I will
be.............................its master."Nephlyte
graduated from the James T. Kirk
School.......................... of Acting. 20K
- Luna:"What's the matter?
You said we should leave it up to you."
Serena:"Yeah, but I always say that! Why do you
listen to me?"
Luna:"You're right, I'll never learn."38K
- Luna:"Why do I
even bother to try?"14K
- Serena:"Andrewwww...!"
Andrew:"You've almost got it... Careful now... Jump
that one... Jump again... Good! Now you've got it!"
Serena:"Who's that girl he's with, anyway? I never
saw her before... Maybe he's got a new
girlfriend, maybe he's buzzed out on her now and he
doesn't care about me, waaaaaaaaah! I'm cool..."54K
- Molly:"Hi, Serena. What's
the matter?"
Serena:"Now, listen. I've racked up every ounce of
courage that I had to come tell you that that Maxfield is
like very very bad for you, in fact he's a very very
wicked guy, he isn't even human, this crush of yours will
only lead to a very great disaster, so wipe him from your
mind, please, just forget about him, Molly, and
understand that I'm telling you this for your very very
own good."
Molly:"But, Serena..."
Serena:"Bye-bye, Moll. Have a nice day."91K
- Serena:"Put a sock in it,
Luna."6K
- Nephlyte:"Three scouts
all together! Triple the fun!"9K
- Youma:"You have destroyed
me!!!!"No, no, no, it should be "You are
destroying me." Tsk, tsk, what kind of grammar do
they teach in that negaverse of yours? Can't even keep
their tenses straight. 22K
Episode 20: A Friend in Wolf's Clothing
Episode 21: Jupiter Comes Thundering In
- Lita:"Want some of my
home-made muffins?"
Serena:"YEAH!!! I mean, I don't usually eat sweets,
but if you insist!"
Melvin:"No, don't!"
Serena:"Wooo, they've got chocolate chips,
too! *chomp* Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm."39K
- Lita:"Well, maybe I
should transfer to a foreign school..."
Serena:"Are you crazy?"Don't listen to her,
Lita. There's a bright future for you at the University
of Waterloo, in Canada. Trust me, you've got all of the
talents you need to go into the field of Electrical
Engineering. 15K
- Serena:"You'll be the
mysterious new girl!"
Lita:"You mean the karate maniac?"
Serena:"Who'd call you that?"
Melvin:"Only Serena could make friends with a
martial-arts psychopath!"30K
- Serena:"I was supposed to
meet them after school to study but someone
forgot to remind me."
Rei:"No I didn't, I called you this morning."
Serena:"You did not!"
Rei:"Yeah, you swore to me you were wide
awake."
Serena:"You believed me?"37K
- Lita:"Wow, what a cute
guy..."
Serena:"Yoo-hoo, are in there? Earth to Lita, come
in Lita!"23K
- Game Machine
Youma:"Jupiter, Schmoopiter."6K
- Serena:"That's what
Sailor Moon says."
Luna:"Sailor Moon says? How about Sailor
Moon does?"17K
Episode 22: The Power of Friendship
- Serena:"All right, we'll
go. But one boring word, and you're lunchmeat,
okay?"
Melvin"No problem! I've been learning tons of jokes
on the internet. I'll be Mister Entertainment!
{hums}"
Serena:"You're an alien! You've gotta be!"Sometimes,
DiC comes up with a line that I'm just not sure if it's
intentionally ironic, or just happens to be that way.
This is definitely one of those lines. 55K
- Serena:"Oh, Molly, you
should have been in gym class today! Melvin got tangled
in the volleyball net, it was classic!"
Melvin:"Yeah, only because someone with long
blonde pigtails tripped me and made me fall.
Hey, Molly, wanna hear a joke?
Serena:"NO JOKES!"59K
- Lita:"Hmmmm. I think we
can handle 'em. Sailor Moon and I dusted that game
machine monster easily!"
Rei:"Yeah, with a little assist from Tuxedo
Mask." Sorry, Rei-chan, you'd better check your
tape of episode 21 a little more closely. Tuxedo Mask
didn't have anything to do with it that time. 38K
- Melvin:"Graveyards give
me the heebie-jeebies... all that silence... no computers..."24K
- Zoicite:"Welcome to the
Negaverse, Padré!"8K
Episode 23: Mercury's Mental Match
Episode 24: An Artful Attack
- Queen Beryl:"Skip the
melodrama."Gee, I dunno, Queen B. If we skip the
melodrama, what's left? 8K
- Molly:"Know what I
heard?"
Serena:"Huh?"
Molly:"That if you buy one of these prints, all of
your most romantic dreams will come true!"
Melvin:"Mmm-hmm! Mmm-hmm!"
Serena:"Aaaaaah, I want to plaster my walls with
them..."39K
- Melvin:"Cheery-pie,
Serena!"
Molly:"She can be such a ditz."
Melvin:"Yeah, unquestionably she's the biggest ditz
I've ever known, but you know, that's part of her charm.
Do you think that if... I bought one of Loni
Loni's posters, she'd finally go out with me? You said
all my romantic dreams would come true, right?"
Molly:"Well... miracles do happen."78K
- Darien:"Are you some kind
of nut bar or something?"10K
- Serena:"Whaaaat? As if,
you want me to sit next to that?"
Darien:"My thoughts exactly."21K
- Serena:"I guess Darien is
kind of a hunk, but hey, what a minus-zero personality,
why Rei likes him... oooh, she must be brain-dead. Oh, cosmic!"
Darien:"Problems?"
Serena:"Quiet, I'm posing."60K
- Serena:"THPLPLPLPL!
Dweeeeeb!"6K
- Serena:"Don't have a
cow!"5K
- Serena:"Are... are you
mad at me?"
Luna:"Well, let's just say that of all the
Sailor Scouts, you're the only one who'd almost
dumped the Crescent Moon Wand in the river."
Serena:"OOOOOOH!"41K
- Zoicite:"Ha ha ha ha!
That was too easy."10K
- Sailor Moon:"Ooooh,
feathers, no, don't tell me she's going to tickle me!
Oooh, I just hate that."25K
- Sailor Moon:"Ow, OW, OW,
OW, OW, OOOOW! Owieee...."20K
- Sailor Moon:"You came,
you saved me again! They woulda squooshed me..."15K
- Zoicite:"Oh, you're
scarin' me."7K
- Serena:"Oh, wow!"
Darien:"She's got the meatballs perfect, too.
Everybody'll know it's you!"
Serena:"See if I ever sit next to you again..."32K
Episode 25: Too Many Boyfriends
- Wally the Weatherman:"Hi
de ho, folks out there, it's Wally the Weatherman, I always
get it right! Sunny and clear today, people. It's going
to be a beauty!!!"{rumble of thunder, sound
of rainfall}45K
- Lita:"Sometimes reality
really stinks."14K
- Serena & Lita:"We're
LOVE SCOUTS!!!"
Luna:"Somebody tell me this is a really bad dream, I
mean bad..."19K
- Darien:"I'm only trying
to save you two from complete and total humiliation.
Believe me, it's not a pretty sight."19K
- Serena:"I'm starved, is
there anything in here to snack on?"
Lita:"We'll be eating soon."
Serena:"Well, what'll we do until then?"
Lita:"Grab a knife and start peeling potatos."
Serena:"I can't, I'll feel like I'm in the
army!"
Lita:"Fine! Then start on the onions!"
Serena:"Okay, but chopping onions always makes me
cry..."
Lita:"Rrrrr... Serena, you're never going to make it
as a cook!"
Serena:"Then I'll just eat."72K
- Sailor Moon:"I am Sailor
Moon! Champion of Justice!"
Sailor Jupiter:"We fight for love!"
Sailor Moon:"And stolen hearts!"
Sailors Moon & Jupiter:"In the name of love, we
won't have monsters stealing our boyfriends!!!"
Luna:"Where do they get this stuff?"54K
- Monster of the
Day(tm):"You're no match for me, Sailor Brat!"
Sailor Moon:"I'm so tired of you nega-creeps calling
me that."18K
- Monster of the
Day(tm):"You'll be lower on the food chain than even
an amoeba!!!"
Luna:"She needs to brush up on her biology."22K
Episode 26: Grandpa's Follies
- Rei:"Grandpa, you're
going to see a doctor. Ever since you fell off the roof
you've been acting like a... granola bar!"
Serena:"Don't listen to her, Grandpa. A pit bull
with toothache's got a better sense of humor. Cuter,
too."
Grandpa:"Who wants to go flying?"
Rei:"I've figured it out! You've got meatballs on
the sides of your head TO GO WITH THE SPAGHETTI
INSIDE!!!"64K
- Serena:"Disguise Power!
Turn me into a fortune teller/matchmaker!!!"53K
- Serena:"Ready?
Rrrraaah-aaaa! Brrreee, brrray, brrrah, yah! You see how
these sticks are crossed in my hands, now means only one
ting, time for a leetle keesy-face. Come on, vhat are you
vaiting forrr?"
Rei:"This ditz is out of control. Let's go,
Chad."
Chad:"O-kay!"
Serena:"No keesy-face? Eoooh..."108K
- Serena:"I totally
embarrassed myself with Rei, she hates me."
Luna:"She doesn't hate you, she thinks
you're a major ditz."21K
- Luna:"Mm, mmmwow, you're
mom's chocolate cakes are mucho yummy."
Serena:"How can you even think of food
right now?"
Luna:"Myou must mbe mreally mupset. Mm, mm, mm, mm,
gum, yum, mum, mum, mum, wum."
Serena:"Mm, yum, major chocolate hit! Yum, mm, mm,
mm...."75K
Episode 27: Kitty Chaos
- Luna:"Phew, thanks for
saving me, but this up-close-and-personal is getting a
bit too far."
Little girl:"Hercules, here kitty, here kitty! Oh,
Hercules, there you are. Oh, my sweet tiny widdy
kitty..."
Luna:"Of course... what else would you name a huge
white cat?"63K
- Luna:"Not to be a snob or
anything, but grunged-out alleycats are not my cup of
tea."15K
- Darien's answering
machine:"Hello, this is Darien."
Rei:"Uh, hi, Darien, it's me, Rei!"
Darien:"I'm not around right now. Please leave your
message after the beep."People who have
answering machine messages like that are evil, pure evil.
64K
- Luna:"Like duh.
That's why we're using the computer to try and find the
thing before the negaverse does. Get with the program,
Serena!"
Serena:"...."32K
- Serena:"Kitty Love,
swell."
Ami:"Okay, Luna, we'll be right back.
Serena:"See you, scaredy-cat!"
Luna:"All right, all right..."25K
- Zoicite:"I should have
known; the precious seventh rainbow crystal's inside an obese
alley cat!"15K
- Zoicite:"A triple threat,
the three Sailor Stooges!"12K
- Zoicite:"Sewage, eyich!
Now where's that stupid cat? You're there all
right, cat, come here, cat! Aaaaah! *splash* Oh,
ichhhh!!! This better be worth it, that's all I've gotta
say."Poor Zoicite. Little do you know that your
day is going to go steadily downhill from here. Why, in
just a couple of files you'll... oh, but I won't spoil
the surprise for you. 59K
- Serena:"GOTCHA! Ha hoo,
I'm so good at this..."12K
- Zoicite:"Ha ha ha! It's
close... it's very close... so come on out, you mangy fat
fleabag, uh? Huh? It's warm.... Rats! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
It's a wall of raaaaats!!!!!! Aaaah! RAAAAAATS!!!!!"
Rei:"Rats!"Sometimes, the dub actually
improves on the original. It does happen. This is one of
those times. 135K
- Rei:"Oh, well, tomorrow's
another day. Heh, heh, heh."12K
- Luna:"This is worse than
the day a pit bull mistook me for his breakfast. Got to
take, *phew*, a breather here, sorry. This is all your
fault, you know."43K
- Luna:"Come on, big guy,
move it! She won't be able to follow us in here!"
Zoicite:"You can't get away!"
Luna:"SUCK IT IN!!!"36K
- Zoicite:"Aha, when the
rat's away, the cat will play! Too bad the queen rat is back!
(Ha, ha, ha.)"30K
- Sailor Mars:"I am Sailor
Mars, champion of the lovelorn, and I say, 'Leave those
cats alone!' Even cats have the right to love!"
Luna:"(How embarrassing.) WAAAAH, MARS, STOP!!!"
Sailor Mars:"The fires of love are burning!
The fire of justice is burning! I won't anyone
destroy a person's... no, even a kitty's chance
at romance! I will punish you on behalf of the planet
Mars!
Zoicite:"Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm... pathetic."Yeah,
but she's got great legs and the ability to cremate you
on the spot. Do you really want to be the one to tell her
to stop? 122K
- Luna:"There is a
good side to this: Mars will cut the love chat."16K
- Sailor Mercury:"Mars,
relax, this isn't Serena's fault!"
Sailor Moon:"Aha, but it wouldn't be a normal day
without her nagging me!"22K
- Luna:"There are so many
unwanted pets in the world. Talk to your parents and your
animal's vet about getting your animal spayed or
neutered. Luna Says!"And Bob Barker would be
proud of you, Luna, but I think Artemis and Diana might
want to have a word with you about that one. 7K
Episode 28: Tuxedo Melvin
- Luna:"Central Control,
come in please. *gasp* Oh... Central Control, come in,
this is Luna checking in. New password: The
meatball-headed scout will always play while the cat's
away."
Central Control:"Voice check complete. Now give paw
ID."
Luna:"Cut the red tape. *sigh* Just tell me what
you've got."104K
- Luna:"Central has a
message for you, Serena: Get your act
together!!!"13K
- Serena:"Going for his
heart through his stomach, eh? Ee-ee, ee-ee, ee-ee,
ee-ee!"
Melvin:"You're embarrassing me!"
Molly:"Hey, we're just having lunch, okay? How about
you go study for our math test?"
Melvin:"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I totally forgot
about it! Oooooooohhhh... Stayed on the internet all
night!"80K
- Serena:"Martial Arts
Melvin, yayaya!"9K
- Melvin:"Oh, yeah! That
sounds stupendous! I'll be so dashing, Molly won't be
able to resist!"
Serena:"Mmm, yes."45K
- Melvin:"Nobody'll be able
to stop me as long as there's life on the internet! Look
out, the new, upgraded Melvin's coming on-line!!!"40K
- Fifi's mommy:"Stop
yelling, you're scaring my Fifi!"
Tuxedo Melvin:"Call off your crazed canine! I am
Tuxedo Melvin, Defender of Helpless Babesters and
OOOOOOW!"
Fifi's mommy:"You're a wacko, kid! Come, Fifi, mommy
will buy you an ice cream."
Molly:"I'm afraid to ask, Melvin."
Tuxedo Melvin:"Ha ha ha ha ha! I sure showed her,
didn't I? Don't worry, Molly, you're safe with Tuxedo
Melvin around. Remember that!"
Molly:"Brain-dead..."
Serena:"Heh heh heh, heh heh, heh..."129K
- Tuxedo Melvin:"Ohwaa...
Do not venture into this den of dangers, ladies! You'll
just waste your time and your money! I cannot let you
pass! Waaaaaaaaa! *thunk* If you want to go through that
door, it'll be over my prone body!"
Serena and Molly:"Er... if you insist!"
Melvin:"Ah ooh ow ooh ow ooh ow! And they say
chivalry is dead..."95K
- Molly:"Must have been
dropped on his head as a child..."11K
- Tuxedo
Melvin:"Molly!"
Molly:"Oh, go home, it's way late!"
Tuxedo Melvin:"Oh, lowering the lights, time for a
little romance, I see... Don't worry, Molly, I'm going to
camp out on your doorstep all night long and protect
you!"56K
- Molly:"Hey, Melvin, can
we go have lunch if it's not too violent for you?"
Tuxedo Melvin:"Ha ha ha ha, that's okay, Molly, I
packed us a picnic lunch! Mom never lets me eat fast food
(she's afraid it's bad for my brain)."43K
- Mikey Morphine Flower
Arranger:"Don't forget to eat your greens,
folks!"11K
- Tuxedo Melvin:"You're
gonna be hurtin' when you get a taste of my wrath! These
shrimps are spicy!"22K
- Tuxedo Melvin:"Pick on my
girl? No way."
Molly:"Melvin's meatloaf."16K
Episode 29: Sailor V Makes the Scene
- Serena:"Mmmm, yumminess.
Mmmm, mmm, *smack* mmm, mmm..."23K
- Serena:"What's the deal,
she can't be Sailor Moon, that's my job! She
can't,
shecan'tshecan'tshecaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't!!!!!!!"
Lita:"SERENA, WOULD YOU PLEASE QUIT YOUR
WAILING!!!!"34K
- Malachite:"Mmm hmm hmm
hmm..."
Sailor Moon:"Hey, you on the roof! You let
that bogus Sailor Moon go this instant, you hear
me? I am Sailor Moon, the (original) champion of justice!
On behalf of the moon..."
Sailor Mercury:"On behalf of Sailor Mercury!"
Sailor Mars:"In the name of Mars!"
Sailor Jupiter:"And for Jupiter... also!"
Sailor Moon:"We will right wrongs and triumph over
evil slimesters like you!"Jupiter's line, BTW,
gets my vote as Lamest Line of the Season. Man, that
sounds so BAAAAAAD... (but there's a very tiny part of me
that really really wishes they'd written it as
"Like, me too, eh?" Hey, it wouldn't have
sounded any worse...) 154K
- Malachite:"Most
impressive, Sailor Scouts, and let me say, it's a
pleasure finally meeting all of you for the first and
(let me assure you) very last time."42K
- Sailor Moon:"Ooooh! What
happened? Hmm. It didn't work, did it?"Mind like
a steel trap, that one. 9K
- Zoicite:"I had Tuxedo
Mask cornered, but then another Sailor Scout attacked
me."
Malachite:"Impossible, Zoicite. You can see all the
scouts are in the dome."
Zoicite:"Yeah, that's what I thought... Those
wretched brats!"49K
- Zoicite:"Tuxedo Mask,
where ya hiding? Don't you care about your little fan
club?"18K
- Sailor Venus:"I'm Sailor
Venus, and if you're looking to make any trouble.... here
it comes right back at ya.
Venus...Crescent...Beam..........SMASH!!!!!!"76K
- Zoicite:"Enough. We
didn't come here just to put on some scout
jamboree."16K
- Rei:"You wanna be like
us? Stay fit and healthy!"
Serena:"Right! Aaaaah, *choke*, oooooo...."24K
Episode 30: Crystal Clear Destiny
Episode 31: A Reluctant Princess
Episode 32: Bad Hair Day
Episode 33: Little Miss Manners
- Serena:"Princesses?"
Molly:"Yeah, they get the works! A total makeover,
from head to toe."9K
- {Doodloodloo! Doodloodloo!
Doodloodloo!}
Tuxedo Mask:"May I have the pleasure of having this
dance?"
Serena:"Mmmm-hmmm..."
Miss Haruna:"Serena, did you do your
homework?"
Serena:"SILENCE! How dare you speak to a princess
like that?"
Miss Haruna:"Oh, pardon me, your highness, forgive
me, please!"
Serena:"Maybe, maybe not... *bout of giggling that
would be tedious to transcribe*"
Miss Haruna:"Wake up, please."
Serena:more giggling.
Miss Haruna:"SERENAAAAAAA!"
Serena:"Hee hee... Ooooooohhhh...."122K
- Luna:"Come in, Central
Control. This is Luna, password: The cat who chases his
tail leaves a circular trail."
Central Control:"Identity verified. What have you
got to report, Luna?"
Luna:"Seems like I'm just... chasing my tail."
Central Control:"A sensible cat like you?"
Luna:"Oh, heh heh, well, thanks, but I don't
understand why Serena won't take her princess role more
seriously."
Central Control:"Well, yes, she is a most vexing
girl, but let up oop due to techtechnical difficulculties
oops" Artemis:"DOOOOH!"
Luna:"What? ARTEMIS?!?!?"
Artemis:"Heh heh heh heh heh... Uh, this is kind of
embarassing... Uh, so, uh, how's it shaking, Luna? Uh,
heh heh, heh heh heh..."
Luna:"You're the one that's going to be shaking,
Artemis! Why didn't you tell me you were Central
Control?"
Artemis:"Well, um..."
Luna:"That's not an answer!"
Artemis:"Um, gah, um, um, well, ah, 'cause, 'cause I
guess you never asked, I-I guess! Ha ha!"
Luna:"Oh, give me a break!"207K
- Miss Scrimmage:"Ladies,
today I shall recite a poem written by Francis Hinneck.
The golden arrow which reached me at the
bottom of the darkness. It is a letter from the one
I love. I am bewildered at the
gentle poison on the arrowhead.
O, I am a captive of love."
Serena:"What a majorly deep poem! AAAAAAAAAA...
Luna:"What is it?
Serena:"...AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! They've got chocolate
cheesecake, my favourite!"
Luna:"Oh, Serena...."
Some guy in a suit:"Ahem. Young lady, I
strongly suggest using the door for a more
graceful entrance."
Serena:"Oh, heh heh heh heAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
*thunk*"
SGiaS:"Now may I help you, Miss?"
Serena:"Oh, yes, I really hope so, I'd really and
truly love to take your princess seminar course,
please, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?"
SGiaS:"I'm sorry, Miss, but we only accept young
ladies who are recommended by our members."
Serena:"Oh, I see, um... well, ask her,
she'll recommend me for double sure!"
SGiaS:"A recommendation from a cat is
hardly, um..." So who in the heck is Francis
Hinneck? The closest historical figure I could find was
Sir Francis Hincks, (1807-1885), joint premier of the
Province of Canada from 1851 to 1854, but I didn't find
any info on him being a poet. 244K
- Ami:"Hey! Let's check
this thing out! Crash the seminar!"
Rei, Lita, Mina:"ALL RIGHT!!!"
Artemis:"Oh, brother..."This is
weird. This is very weird. Ami is the one who
comes up with this idea? Weird. 29K
- Miss
Scrimmage:"Serena!"
Serena:"Er, yes?"
Miss Scrimmage:"What would you say when you offer a
cup of cocoa to your guests?"
Serena:"Oh, um, lemme see. Ah, co... ah, cocoa's on?
Come and get it? No, come and get it please. Um,
heh heh heh heh..."62K
- Scrimmage youma:"But that
means one of you is actually Sailor Moon, for she's never
passed my course."
Serena:"Uh, uh, er... why's that?"
Scrimmage youma:"Well, Sailor Moon is a clumsy,
flakey, scatterbrained doofus who'd never in a million
years have what it takes to make a lady."
Highly nonplussed Serena:"Oh."64K
- Scrimmage youma:"I'll
open my own wax museum, starting with you scouts!"
Sailor Moon:"Oh, no, I don't look good in wax!
Oooooh..."9K
- Scrimmage youma:"Well,
uh, isn't it a lovely evening."
Malachite:"Destroy Sailor Moon."
Tuxedo Mask:"No! Get the Crystal!"
Malachite:"No! Sailor Moon!"
Tuxedo Mask:"Silver Crystal!"
Malachite:"Sailor Moon!"
Tuxedo Mask:"The Crystal!"
Malachite:"Sailor Moon!"
Spoon! Fork! Spoon! Fork! Spoon! Fork! 49K
- Scrimmage youma:"I don't
know which order to follow. All this confusion is giving
me a headache."
Sailor Moon:"Poor thing, you seem very tired. How
about a cup of cocoa to perk you up?"
Scrimmage youma:"Why, thank you. But better to say,
'Would you like some cocoa?'"
Sailor Moon:"A-HA!"65K
Episode 34: Ski Bunny Blues
Episode 35: Ice Princess
Episode 36: Last Resort
Episode 37: Tuxedo Unmasked
Episode 38: Fractious Friends
- Sailor Mars:"Oh ho ho ho,
guess I overdid it."
Sailor Jupiter:"Smooth move, ya pyro! You nearly
melted my boots!"
Sailor Mars:"Ooops! Hee hee..."9K
- Sailor Moon:"I am Sailor
Moon, champion of justice!"
Ninjana:"Oooh, I'm tremblin'."
Sailor Mars:"Sailor Moon, could we please have a word
with you?"
Sailor Moon:"Sailor Mars, can't you see I'm busy
here?"
Sailor Mars:"We're supposed to fight as one, remember?"
Sailor Moon:"I AM ONE!!!! Ooooooh..."
Sailor Jupiter:"Leadership's gone to your
head."
Sailor Venus:"Prima donna."
Sailor Moon:"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
Sailor Mercury:"Maybe we should settle all of this after
we take care of the burglar?"
Sailor Mars:"No way. This has been going on too
long!"
Sailor Moon:"This is mutiny! You can't do this to
me!"
Sailor Mercury:"Looks like we just did."
Sailor Mars:"We're sick of following a dingbat!"
Sailor Moon:"Dingbat!?! Oh ho, a hothead
who burns off peoples' feet is better than that?"
{Chaos ensues}164K
- Serena:"Errrr... it's her
store..."
Paparazzi:"Sorry. Didn't recognize you without PJs.
So now, what do you know?"
Molly:"You sure talk fast."
Paparazzi:"Part of the job. So spill. Give me the
goods on that wicked hissy fit the scouts were into when
I walked in."
Molly:"Um... I couldn't really say. Uh, must've had
a post-burgulary shock or something. Serena, wait for
me!!!"69K
- Sailor Moon:"Ooooh! All right,
that's it! You're not allowed to use my butt for
practice kicks!"33K
- Rei:"Look at this shot!
Serena, can't ever keep your jaw shut?"
Serena:"Excuse me?"
Mina:"Your mouth looks humongous
in this picture!
Serena:"Oooooh, talk about a big mouth!
Rrrrrrr......"
Mina:"Maybe it's the angle?"42K
- Serena:"I have a message
for you from Sailor Moon."
Paparazzi:"Sailor Moon. Really. Boy, her grammar's horrible."24K
- Malachite:"Beryl's
restless, Ninjana. What's up?"
Ninjana:"See for yourself, Malachite."
Malachite:"You're turning into a bat."
Ninjana:"Aren't you the snide-meister."35K
- Ninjana:"Check it
out."
Malachite:"Hmmm. She can't spell."16K
- Sailor Moon:"What are you
doing here? If I'd have known you were coming, I wouldn't
have wasted my time on this airhead."
Ninjana:"Who are you calling an airhead?"
Sailor Moon:"I'm sorry, must have been
misquoted."37K
- Sailor
Moon:"Bleach-head!"3K
- Serena:"Ha! She's past
tense."7K
Episode 39: The Past Returns
Episode 40: Day of Destiny
Episode 41: The Rerun of Sailor Moon :-)
Episode 42: So You Want to be in Pictures
Episode 43: A Knight to Remember
- Ami:"Are you feeling all
right, Lita?" Serena:"I could sing for you,
Lita!... but that might make you feel worse..."18K
- Artemis:"But Queen Beryl
has been completely destroyed."10K
- Luna:"I'm starting to
worry about Serena, she's late!"
Mina:"That's nothing new. Maybe she's studyi-...
Well, no, probably not."30K
- Serena:"Whoo, I'm so
late! I run everywhere and I'm still late! Why bother?!
Hey, who's that?!"18K
- Ann:"Karaoke, maybe? I'm
not a bad singer, you know. Hooome, home on the raaange,
where the deer and the antelope plaaaay... Something
wrong, Darien?"
Serena:"Stop that! Noise Police, citizen's
arrest!"45K
- Serena:"Once upon a time,
long ago, Darien, Prince of the Earth, fell in love with
the beautiful wonderful smart totally-babed-out
major-irresistible Princess of the Moon, who just
happened to be named, Serena. But, they were attacked by
nasty Queen Beryl and her evil forces from the Negaverse.
Prince Darien disguised himself as the superhero Tuxedo
Mask, and saved Princess Serena from the evil queen. But
then..."96K. Come in late? No problem, Serena'll
get you up to speed in no time.
- Ann:"Get with the
program, GEEK!"9K
- Alan:"You are to be
congratulated, Serena, because, in the whole high school,
you're the girl I want."20K. Does this guy
remind anyone else of Kunou? Except Kunou was this way
about two girls. "Whence went the
tree-borne kettle girl? You know, the one with the
meatballs on her head." Uh-oh, I'm getting silly.
:-)
- Serena:"Tuxedo
Mask?"
Moonlight Knight:"The moonlight's so very beautiful
tonight. Far too beautiful for a creature as ugly as
this, don't you think?"
Serena:"Is it... possible...? Uh, who are you?
Huh?"
Moonlight Knight:"I am called... The Moonlight
Knight."
Serena:"The Moonlight Knight? Prince Darien?"161K
- Sailor Jupiter:"Guardian
Jupiter, bring stormclouds, bolts of lightning, wind, and
fire! JUPITER THUNDERCRASH!!!"89K
Episode 44: VR Madness
Episode 45: Cherry Blossom Time
Episode 46: Kindergarten Chaos
- Mina:"Emotional
Blackmail. It works!"19K
- Serena:"Alan, what are
you doing here?"
Alan:"Heh, I just wanna hear those three little
words that make me walk on air."
Ann:"Like GO HANG YOURSELF! What do you think you're
doing here, Alan?"
Alan:"Just my morning stretches. One and two and
three and four you're tough you're strong don't quit come
on. One and two and three and four you're tough you're
strong don't quit come on."
Serena:"Weird brother and sister act."94K
- Mina:"Hey, you're a fan
of Sailor Moon, aren't you?"
Kelly:"You bet!"
Mina:"Great! Are you a fan of Sailor Venus,
too?"
Kelly:"Never heard of her."
Mina:"Oh, that's way harsh."
Artemis:"What does it say about me?"46K
- Mina:"Great, I've been
co-opted by a rug rat."10K
- Horde of kids, with
enthusiastic encouragement from Serena and Mina:{Insert
wretchedly cute singing}
Artemis:"Hey, the Negaverse might be doing us a
favour, attacking this bus."
- Sailor Venus:"Cool new
trick, huh?"4K
- Cardian:"I'm
disintegrating!"
Sailor Moon:"Nope, you're dusted!"28K
Episode 47: Much Ado About Babysitting
- Serena:"Gotcher
binky!"4K
- Darien:{untranscribable}
Jordan:"Stop with the dumb faces and change my
diaper!"
Serena:"I bet I can make him smile!
{untranscribable}"
Jordan:"She IS a goofball!"49K
- Jordan:"This pair's a real
brain trust."8K
- Ann:"Aw, he's just the
cutest little munchkin, don't you think, Darien? If you
need anything else, I'll be glad to help. I looove
babies, and they looove me!"32K
- Moonlight
Knight:"Excellent work, Sailor Scouts, but it sounds
like you might have some diapers to change. *Ahem*, uh,
I'll leave it to you."
Sailor Moon:"Typical guy."35K
- Jordan:"Bah,
Dawien."
Darien:"Huh?!"
Jordan:"Mea'ba'head."
Serena:"Huh?!"24K
Episode 48: Rei's Day in the Spotlight
- Rei:"We're just about to
have a rehearsal, anyway. {singing} HEY, follow spots,
this isn't a cabaret! Could you tone it down with some
colour?"
Techie #1:"Cabaret?"
Techie #2:"Oh, sure, Rei, but what does cabaret
lighting look like?"
Rei:"Oh, forget it."80K
- Alan:"My mouth is
watering already! {slurp}"12K
- Fashion Club member
#2:"He'll work perfectly well, don't you
think?"
Fashion Club member #3:"Yeah, looks like he's just
the right size. Better take measurements just to be
sure."
Fashion Club member #2:"Right! {giggles}"I'm
awful, aren't I? I can get a sexual innuendo out of just
about anything. 24K
- Rei:"Attention, everyone!
The highlight of our school's festival is going to start
in the auditorium in five minutes. We'll start with the
fashion show, then a really cool concert starring none
other than the festival's president, me!"41K
- Announcer:"Thank you
ladies and gentlemen! Now here's the girl who made this
festival such a big success, our very own Rei Hino!"30K
- Rei:"Hope you like this
one as much as I liked writing it!"
Serena:"Oh, Rei, you look so cool!" {Rei sings}
Alan:"Ann, pick us a cardian to collect all that
energy."
{later} Rei:"I sense something..."It's two,
two, two clips in one! 116K
- Sailor Mars:"Oh no! My
fire doesn't work against the squid!"14K
- Moonlight Knight:"In a
corner of the vast universe, there is a planet which
plays a beautiful melody. It's called planet Earth. I,
the Moonlight Knight, have vowed to never let anyone
destroy its eternal song. Let music and romance live on
forever."
Sailor Mars:"It's the Moonlight Knight!"
Moonlight Knight:"Sailor Mars, I want to hear your
beautiful voice sing from your heart once more."
Sailor Mercury:"Thank you, Moonlight Knight!"131K
- Some mondo excellent
background music.91K
- Rei:"You're sushi!"6K
Episode 49: Food Fetish
- Alan:"I don't ever
do lunch."5K
- Melvin:"A super-deluxe
lunch for two, to celebrate our anniversary!"
Molly:"Anniversary of what, Dweeb-meister?"
Melvin:"Of the very first time you called me Dweeb-meister!!!"37K
- Lita:"Squid on a
stick!"4K
- Miss Haruna:"Your stomach
growlings disrupted my class twice this week. I won't
have it!"19K
- Lita:"Alan? Do you, um,
ever, uh, hang around in a white robe and a turban?"20K
- Ami:"You're as obsessed
with food as Lita is with snagging Alan!"
Serena: "Wait! Don't tell me, Alan looks like her...
old... BOYFRIEND! Yes, right, umf, gobble."34K
- Sailor Moon:"Hey, thanks
a lot, PYRO!"10K
Episode 50: Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
- Ann:"So that's how people
fall in love. The prince just kissed the sleeping
princess, and POOF! He's in love! Well, if that's all it
takes to fall in love, look out Darien, my lips and I are
coming after YOU!"76K
- Melvin:"This insanity's
gotta stop!"6K
- Serena:"She's still a
sneaky little cheating weasel, kissing my Darien."
Ami, Rei, Lita, Mina:"Did you say something?"
Serena:"Uhhhhhm, who, ME? Nothing! Ha ha hahahaa! Ah
ha..."32K
- Serena"Okay, here goes.
'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them
all? What? I'm the second fairest? Snow White is the
fairest? But that just can't be! How dare she!'"
Sammy:"Hey, the ham belongs in the fridge."
Serena:"Can it, dweeb!"69K
- Sailor Moon:"I stand for
love and justice! And in the name of the moon, I'm gonna
punish you! I'm Sailor Moon!"34K
- CHEEZIEST LINE
COMPETITION!!!!!
Moonlight Knight:"There's nothing worse than a
greedy stage hog. The show must go on! I'm at your
service, Sailor Moon!"
Sailor Moon:"It's the Moonlight Knight!"
Sammy:"All right! Sailor Moon makes the scene! Maybe
this won't be a turkey after all."
Audience:"Ooooh! Aaaaah!"
Sailor Mars:"I am Sailor Mars, and believe me, I'm
not clowning around! I call upon my Firebird! I will
vanquish you! I am Sailor Mars!"
Sailor Jupiter:"You want trouble, pal, you're
looking at it! My name is trouble, I'm Sailor
Jupiter!"
Sailor Mercury:"You've met my friends Mars and
Jupiter. Some people might call me a bookworm, but my
most lethal weapon is my brain! Beware, because I am....
Sailor Mercury!"
Sailor Venus:"You're thinking I'm just a pretty
blonde. In my case, what you see is definitely not what
you get! Sailor V is for victory! I'm Sailor Venus!"
Sailor Scouts:"We're the Sailor Scouts!"258K
Episode 51: Detention Doldrums
Episode 52: Secret Garden
Episode 53: Treed
- Hey, cool! Sailor Moon's
original transformation music is here! Well, kinda.31K
- Ann:"Doom Tree, I command
you, zap Blondie over there!"
Alan:"No, wait, her boy-toy will give you more
energy."
Ann:"Not true!"
Alan:"The sooner you zap this guy, the sooner Ann'll
come back to her senses."
Ann:"Yeah, but that bimbo doesn't even appreciate
her energy. Take hers first!"53K
- Ann and Alan:"You're on
our turf now, Sailor Failures!" {sfx of Sailors
getting munched}
Ann:"Let's do that again!"
Alan and Ann:"Feel the burn!" {sfx of Sailors
feeling the burn}79K
- Sailor Moon:"So you think
I'm a klutz, well this klutz is going to teach you a
lesson! I stand by my friends (and furballs)"
Luna and Artemis:"Mrrr???"30K
- Alan:"Forget him, Ann.
The guy's a human, and they're only good for one thing:
Doom Tree fertilizer."28K
- Sailor Moon:"Oh no! I
killed the tree!"
Moonlight Knight:"No, Sailor Moon, you healed
it!"
Sailor Moon:"Moonlight Knight? I thought you'd
disappeared!"
Moonlight Knight:"Sailor Moon... Serena... Moon
Princess..."
Sailor Moon:"You know all that?"
Moonlight Knight:"Yes. Now it's time you learned who
I am."
Sailor Moon:"Darien! I don't understand..."
Moonlight Knight:"I'm not Darien, but the courageous
soul of Darien, that fights the Negaverse."
Serena:"What do you mean?"
Moonlight Knight:"In the battle against Queen Beryl,
Darien lost all of his memories of the Moon Kingdom...
and yet, deep inside, some part of him always knew, he
must protect the Moon Princess (his true love) from the
Negaforce. So I was created to fulfill that mission. I
exist only to protect you, Sailor Moon, and help the
Sailor Scouts. But there's no longer any need for me, now
that Darien has his memory back."
Sailor Moon:"You're leaving?"
Moonlight Knight:"It's Darien who needs me now,
Sailor Moon. He's too weak to sustain me much longer.
Farewell, my Princess. I'll always remember you."
Sailor Moon:"Wait! Where will you go?"
Moonlight Knight:"Where I belong... Goodbye."319K
- Sailor Moon:"Got a
feeling... I think they're going to make it this
time."
Darien:"Yeah, I hope so."
Sailor Moon:"And what about us?"
Sailor Scouts:"HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU?"
Sailor Mars:"All right, give us the buzz! You guys
an item or what?"
Sailor Mercury:"Enquiring minds want to know!"
{chaos ensues}86K
Episode 54: Serena Times two
- Rubeus:"I thought it'd be
a lot bigger."6K
- Reeny:"Can it,
loverboy."4K
- Serena:"Is it the WORLD
that's going bonkers or is it MEEEE?"
Serena's mom:"It's you, dear. Go take a nap."
Serena:"....."
40K
- Reeny:"Smoochy moochy
meatballhead!"16K
- Serena:"That is IT,
flamingo-head!"7K
- Serena:"Let's dig in! Mm,
mm, mm, mm-mm, mm!, sczmm-mumm, mmnn, mnahemm-- gm, gup?
Why are you staring? I didn't eat them all, I left you
one each."35K
- Serena:"One, the
crystal's not hers to give, and Two, your tutu's way
last-season."15K
- Katzie:"Who are you.....
and who does your hair?"7K
Episode 55: The Cosmetic Caper
Episode 56: Sailor Mercury Moving On?
Episode 57: Gramps in a Pickle
- Grandpa:"Uh-oh, play it
cool, Chad. Rei's coming... and she's got that look."25K
- Grandpa:"Please prepare
Chad for the road ahead. With the money we make we'll be
able to hire someone new... so we won't have to listen to
Rei's bellyaching about the chores!"46K
- Rei:"His doctor told him
to take it easy, so what does he do? Organizes
martial-arts classes for the whole world!"24K
- Grandpa:"Ooh!"
Rei:"OOOH!"
Grandpa:OOOOH!!!"
Rei:"Forget it, I'm not getting into a staring
contest. Do what you want!"
Grandpa:"I never lose, nobody ever beats me at a
staring contest! No, who wants to spar with me a
bit?"
Serena:"I've gotta... clean my room, ha ha!"
Reenie:"What's 'spar' mean? Uh?"
Serena:"Come on, Reenie, you're helping!"
Reenie:"Lemme go! What are you doing?"
Serena:"Shush."
Reenie:"Ow, don't pull my hair!"85K
- Grandpa:"Hey, girls,
wanna join our self-defence course? Two-for-one if you
bring another cute friend!"
Girl#1:"Get away from me!"
Girl#2:"Disgusting!"
Girl#3:"Terrible little man!"29K
- Serena:"Maybe you're just
jealous because Grandpa likes him mooooore."
Rei:"Are you trying to be annoying?"
Serena:"Not particularly."
Grandpa:"Let's go, Chad, practice your
hollering!"
Chad:"Feel the burn, ladies, feel the burn."
Grandpa:"Good, Chad, good."50K
- Suzy:"That tall
instructor's so cute!"
Girl#32:"Suzy, we're here for self-defense."
Girl#14:"So what, he's still cute!"18K
- Serena:"I totally forbid
it!"5K
- Reenie:"That doesn't look
fun! I-I don't wanna do this anymore!"
Serena:"Hmmm. She's just like me."27K
- Sailor Moon:"I recognize
that sorry tutu."9K
- Katzie:"Go take a powder,
moon twit!"9K
- Katzie:"*gasp* Huh? Oh.
This is a total embarrassment. I won't let you turn me
all shades of red!"25K
- Katzie:"Here comes the Coup
de Grâce. Bye now."Watch Sailor
Moon, expand your vocabulary. 12K
- Katzie:"My tutu, you
singed my tutu!"26K
- Reenie:"We're going to
have to get Serena in here, she's been eating too
many muffins."41K
Episode 58: Trouble Comes Thundering Down
- Ami:"The same thing
happened to us! I came up to review Socio-Economics,
Biochem, English Lit., and Spanish until it stopped
raining!"
Lita:"Er.... I just came up for a shake."42K
- Rei:"What a... totally...
weird feeling!"
Mina:"Do you mind?" (You gotta
picture it!) 14K
- Lita:"This is a major
gas, don't you think?"9K
- Monster of the Day
(tm):"Dum, da da dum, dum... dum dum!"8K
- Monster of the Day
(tm):"Dun, dun, da da, da, dun, da dun, da da,
haha!"15K
- Serena:"MOON CRYSTAL
POWER!!!"{cue music}162K
- Sailor Moon:"I stand for love..."7K
- Sailor Moon:"Ugh, oof....
That really hurt..."12K
- Sailor Moon attempts to speak
the MotD(tm)'s language.22K
- Tuxedo Mask:"You used
your drum to terrorize innocent people, and that cannot
be tolerated!"17K
- Sailor Moon:{cue
music}"Moon... Sceptre... Elimination!!!"105K
- Reeny, Serena: {Sorry, I can't
quite bring myself to transcribe these lyrics}69K
Episode 59: A Charmed Life
Episode 60: A Curried Favour
- Darien:"Why do I have
this sinking, queazy feeling all of a sudden?"15K
- Droid Avocado:"BANANA!
Banaanaa... SABRE! Bye, bye, kitty cat!"51K
- Tuxedo Mask:"The stench
of your rotten fruit cannot be tolerated!"20K
- Tuxedo Mask:"The stench
of your rotten fruit cannot be tolerated! I will not
allow you to use your poison to contaminate this
supermarket any longer."
Sailor Moon:"Oh, you tell her, Tuxedo Mask! Oh, he's
so hunky..."
Sailor Mars:"Geez, Sailor Moon, do you mind? You're
gonna make me gag."
Sailor Moon:"..."
Tuxedo Mask:"Let's go!"(Basically, the
whole series in a nutshell.) 78K
- Serena:"Oh, ah, I know
it looks like garbage, but I'm sure it's fine, just let
me try some first.18K
Episode 61: Naughty 'n Nice
Episode 62: Prediction of Doom
Episode 63: Enemies No More
- Rubeus:"Thank you... but
I really have no use for such things." {Cue sound
effect of Katzie's heart breaking}21K
- Katzie:"I wuz just gonna do
that."6K
- Mina:"Ami's studying,
Rei's working, everyone's busy but us!"
Artemis:"And neither of you's got a boyfriend, so
you're stuck with us cats!"{cue smartass maniacal
laughter}42K. Arrgh!!! %*&%#)*^$)%$%
distortion!!!
- Rei:"Boyfriends? Oh, no,
neither one of us has a boyfriend right now."
Serena:"Hey, that's not true! I've got one, but he's
just not really... talking... to me... right at the
moment..."
Rei:"Hey, you got any reality check cream?
My friend here needs a jar big time."44K
- Katzie:"Then you'll feel
happier than before because you saved your relationship,
instead of letting your pride rule your world. And then,
some day you'll get married, and together the two of you
will rule the whole universe! And, everyone will call you
the Queen of Tokyo!!!"63K
- Chad:"WHOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO,
HALP!!!! WACKO ON THE PREMISES!!!!"31K
- Rubeus:"Ha! This is WORLD
DOMINATION, not a popularity contest!"14K
Episode 64: Checkmate
Episode 65: Sibling Rivalry
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You might also want to check out some of the Japanese-language
Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon songs at the Venice archive. (I
highly recommend the Moonlight
Densetsu [the original theme song] and Moon
Revenge files.)
There's also a lot of pictures there.
These sound files were donated to me by Karl.
If you have a problem with the sound files or would like to visit
his homepage then click on
Karl's Sailor Moon page of Imfamy. If you want
to find out how Karl made these clips using the
AMPEG .wav-to-.mp2 converter plus the tableses
files left out of the standard AMPEG distribution (but included
with the source code), check out Karl's technical
notes on how I made these files.You
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If you have any questions, comments or
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