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Sunday, November 7, 1999

I suppose it's time to make this somewhat official. As you've probably noticed, the site has not been updated with very much vigor or frequency for quite some time now. This utter neglect will continue. Without going into boring details or reasons why, let me just state the facts. Barring any technical difficulties, the site will remain online. It just won't be updated. I'm still here, and you can email me if you so desire. You cannot email Keanu, you never could, this is just a reminder.

Please keep in mind that I am very indecisive. This whole diatribe might disappear tomorrow, replaced by a mondo super-huge update. Or a little update. But it's unlikely. Thank you for visiting, and thank you to anyone who has ever contributed a picture or info or simple kind words. You know it was appreciated. Now I sure ain't leaving you guys with nowhere to go, there are links to some great sites that update on a much more regular basis than this place has in eons... up in that little grey box at the top of this page. And now for the portion of the update where I burst into old Wayne & Shuster songs!

"Well I see by the clock on the wall, that it's time to bid you one and all . . . Goodbye! Farewell! Adieu! Be Good! Stay Well! Bye-Bye! Till à prochaine, good bye till when we meet again!"

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