Top Ten Reasons Why Sherlock Holmes Is Better Than Star Trek
10. Unlike the Enterprise crew, Holmes would never have trusted a "Frenchman" with a British accent.
9. Holmes didn't need an empath to tell him when some one was lying.
8. Holmes wouldn't be caught dead drinking synthehol.
7. Holmes didn't need to sleep around to prove he was a man.
6. Holmes never let Dr. Watson pull him off a case for medical reasons.
5. Holmes would never have wasted time play-acting on a holodeck.
4. The Enterprise crew plays poker. Holmes straightened one out with his bare hands.
3. Unlike Picard, Holmes had hair.
Unlike Kirk, it was his own hair.
2. Spock is just a Holmes wanna-be.
1. Holmes would rather die than cut a deal with Moriarty. Picard cut two.
The Original Sherlock Holmes Stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.