Top Ten Ways To Know That Dr.Watson's Friendship For Holmes Is Wearing Thin.
10. Draws moustache on photograph of Irene Adler.
9. Puts fake ads in the agony columns, just to see what Holmes will 'deduce' from them.
8. Bribes an 'Irregular' to kick Holmes in the shins.
7. Puts everything in the index in the wrong order.
6. Puts Coca-Cola in the cocaine solution bottle.
5. Pulls out the harmonica and plays along everytime Holmes brings out the violin.
4. Tells everyone his name is really Arthur Conan Doyle and Holmes is a fictional character.
3. Publishes next set of stories as "The Casebook of Jerkwad Holmes."
2. Puts shredded Devil's Foot in the Persian slipper.
1. Packs bags and moves in with Moriarty.
The Original Sherlock Holmes Stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle