(Writin, Directed and Edited by: Sage, Alicia, and, Monica; All Star cast including: Alicia, Sage, Monica, Dr. Hud Dana, Kali, and Marvin the midget.)

The sky was filled with stars as the champaign bottle reflected the silver glistens of the moon. Sage gazed across the flannel picnic blanket, sitting on the other side, Hal is lighting the same candle for the fourth time. "Darn wind. "He sighs as the wind blows the fire from the lighter again. "Forget the candle, the moon is the perfect night light." Sage says. Hal looks at her, "Smart and beautiful... that's my Sage.... Oh wait!" Hal runs to his car and turns on soft music and the headlights. "Spot light my love?" Sage looks up at him "Hal... that's so sweet." He offers his hand for a dance as he moves closer to the stars at the top of the hill. Sage rests her head on his shoulder as they dance and says "This is perfect, like a dream, nothing can ruin this." Just then out from behind Hals car jumps Kali the midget's ex boyfriend Marven the midget! With hate in his eyes and a gun in his hand he whispers, "Didn't I kill you already?" Hal lowers his hands from in front of him.. "No...... that was in the last one, this is a new one now." The midget replies "Oh.... ok..... what ever." Then shoots Hal and runs back threw the woods. Hal stumbles backwards holding his chest and windedly yelling for help, Sage runs to him screaming and crying, "Hal Hal are you ok......... Hal?......... NOOOOOO!"

The next day, Doctor Alicia was standing in the hallway when Sage and Dr. Hud walked out of Hal's room. Looking around to make sure no one saw her, she stepped into Hal's room and closed the door quietly. She went over to Hal's bedside and looked down at him sadly. "Oh Hal!" she whispered. "I've loved your ever since the day you wore those fishnets!" Unable to stop herself, she began to weep softly. As she was drying her eyes, she heard someone call her name. "Alicia?" Turning around, she saw Dr. Hud standing in the doorway. He glanced from her tear streaked face to Hal's sleeping form, as if asking "what's going on here?" but he didn't say anything "Oh, hi Hud" Alicia forced herself to smile. "I was just checking on Hal-- I mean, the patient." Hud looked pained. "Alicia, could I talk to you for a second? It's really important." It was then that Alicia noticed the small black box in his hand. Her heart sank. He wasn't going to propose to her, was he? They hardly knew each other, never even dated. "Sure." she said woodenly. They left Hal's room, Alicia throwing one last tearful look at Hal, and she swore that he had been watching her. Hud and Alicia went into the nurse's lounge. They sat down and Hud took his hand in hers. "Alicia," he began nervously. "We haven't known each other for very long, but I'm positive you're the only girl for me. After all, the only fight we have ever had was when you said that Hal Sparks was a better Talk Soup host than John Henson." At this Dr. Hud got all choked up, because he just couldn't accept the fact that John was NEVER coming back to Talk Soup, never. And at the mention of Hal, Alicia's eyes filled up with fresh tears. Not noticing how upset and pale Alicia had become, Hud got down on one knee and opened the black box. Inside there was a beautiful diamond engagement ring. At the sight of it, Alicia burst into a violent bout of tears. Hud looked alarmed. "If you don't like the ring--" "It's not that! It's a beautiful ring." Alicia sighed heavily through her tears. "Hud, please believe me, I don't want to hurt you. But I can't marry you when the one I love is-- HAL!" Alicia began to cry again. She looked at Hud. "I'm really sorry, Hud." "It's OK," Hud tried to comfort her. "I understand." Alicia smiled for the first time. "Really?" "Sure." Hud stood up and kissed her on the cheek, putting the ring in his pocket. "I have to get back to work now." He left Alicia in the nurse's lounge and went directly to Hal's room. He stood over Hal's bed and glowered down at Hal. "First you take away Johnny and now Alicia. I'll find a way to get rid of you once and for all--tonight," he sneered, and gave a fiendish laugh. With a last evil look he left the room.

Setting in Hals flower filled recovery room Sage hears the crackle of the door, and it is, no other than Dr. Hud! and his side kick Kali the midget or as she was often made fun of, minime. Sage jumps to her feet and pompules Kail as she yells "YOUR EX BOYFRIEND DID THIS TO MY HAL! Your stupid 'little' ex RUINED my beautiful Hal!" Kali climbs up Hals bed stands on the roll away try table and jumps off slamming Sage with an atomic elbow drop! Sage wraps around Kali and tangles her in the scissors lock, finally Dr. Hud separates the two clawing women and says "HEY lets put our differences aside for a minute... Hal is seriously hurt and I think we ought to focus on THAT!" Sage a Kali compose themeselfs at the same time they say, "Your right." Hud walks over to Hals practically lifeless body, "Hal... Hal can you hear me? Your surgery went very very well, you should be waking any minute now.... come on buddy..." Hals eyes squint open and roll back in his head slightly.. "Where..... where am I..." Sage runs to his side kicking Kali the midget on her way past. Sage takes Hals hand "Hal.... Hal, its Sage." Grunting and sighing as if it took all the energy he had just to breath. "Sa... Sage?" He closes his eyes and seems to fall asleep. Dr. Hud walks over to him and starts making check mark on the little wood chart in his hand and says, "He should be ok... " Sage puts her head on Hal stomach and start to cry "Never leave me Hal... never, leave me... I love you." Slowly she feels Hals shaky arm on her back and he whispers "I love you too."

Later that day, at the Dr. Hud's secret hideout, sitting at a Play-Skool picnic table is Marvin the Midget, Kali's ex-boyfriend, eating Oreos and drinking milk from a sippy cup. Beside him is Hud, also drinking milk from a sippy cup, which has a little bunny rabbit on the side that he is particularly fond of. "I've been thinking. Since I'm Hals doctor," He pauses and takes a sip of his milk, "I could slip something lethal into his meds, and nobody would ever know." Marvin the Midget turns to him and says, "Good idea boss," he looks at Hud's Oreos and asks, "You uh, you gonna eat those?" Hud replies "No but you better you are going to need all the strength you can get." Dr. Hud laughs an evil laugh, then coughs, drinks the rest of his milk, and asks to be excused from the tiny table.

Sage enters the hospital room to see Hal with spoons in his hands beating his plate with them like drum sticks singing 'Its All About The Pentiums'. He was also eating for the first time in weeks. "Hey baby feelin better? nice drum solo." Sage says to Hal as she pulls up a chair. "I'm feelin better... ITS ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS BABY!" he replies, and takes a bite of eggs. Dr. Hud comes into the room. "Good morning." He walks over to Hals side and takes out a vile of medicine. "I see we're feeling better today. " He takes the medicine and puts some into a needle, then gives it to Hal. Hal winces and says "I'm wonderful... Can I go home now?" Hud walks to the door and turns to say "Not today, we need more test. Give it a few more days, and you'll be gone for good... from the hospital I mean." And with that, he leaves the room.

A few days later, Sage walks into Hal's room to see a bunch of Doctors standing around his bed. She panics and says "What's wrong! Why is everyone in here?" A nurse takes her outside and explains to her that Hal has become worse. "We don't know what's wrong. It's like it happened overnight. We're doing everything we can." She leaves Sage to go back in the room. That night, Dr. Hud is in his office when the phone rings, "Yeah hello?" Sage replies "Yes.. I am calling about a patient of yours".. Not realizing that the women on the other end was Sage he answers "Not tonight lady.... I have bigger, uglier, stupider, unfunnier fish to fry.... Call 555-3089 and ask for Alicia she can answer any questions you may have... tonight *evil laugh*.... tonight is my night off! late Dr. Hud." Hud slams the phone down grabs his black bag and runs to the elevator. A few minutes later Sage picks up the phone to call Alicia... she whispers as she dials "555-3089...... bring.... bring..... bring.." then a voice from the other end replies "Did you want to ask me something or are you just going to 'bring' yourself to death?" Embarrassed Sage says "Sorry... uh.... I was.... I was calling about Hal Sparks?.... I was wondering if you could tell me what was wrong. Doctor Hud told me to ask for Alicia" "This is Alicia... Hud told you to contact me?" Sage answers "Yes he did... Do you think you could come to the hospital tomorrow and check him out for me? Please?" After a long pause Alicia finally answers, "Of course."

The next day Sage is standing outside of Hals hospital room looking at him through the window, when someone taps her on the shoulder. "Bring...bring.... I take it you're Sage?" Sage turns to see the person she spoke with on the phone last night. "I am Sage, yes. Thank you so much for coming Doctor." Alicia walks into Hal's room. "Anything for Sparky, I'm a fan. He's very funny.... Just one thing though, don't call me Doctor." She looks at Hal. "Wow" Sage looks at her, "What is it?" Quickly Alicia replies. "Nothing." She walks over to Hal's chart and checks it out. "Is there anything you can do?" Asks Sage. "Hmmm, let's see here... His chart looks good. All of his meds are correct." She goes over to Hal and opens his eye and shines her pen light into it. "Oh, that shouldn't be happening." Sage gasps and says "What?!" Alicia puts on her stethoscope "My pen light is dim, I just put brand new batteries in it..... That and his eyes aren't dilating." She checks his heart. "And his heartbeat is irregular." Just then, Hud walks into the room. "What are you doing here?" Alicia turns to him, and says "Hello Hud. Ms. Smith here has asked me to come take a look at Mr. Sparks." Hud turns to Sage "I'm his doctor, you should have come to me. I'm his doctor, I am!" He stamps his foot and walks away. "That guy is strange. Don't mind the little odd ball though, he'll get over it. Back to Hal. Have you been in the room anytime when he was given his meds?" Sage sits down in a chair and says "Yes, I was in here once, I saw Dr. Hud put something in a needle and give it to Hal." Alicia looks up "What?! A needle? All of his meds are pill form only. He shouldn't have received a needle. When was this?" Sage, with tears in her eyes says, "Around 2 days before I called you, Monday. Ohmigosh! You don't think..." Alicia walks to the door. "Yes, I do. Stay here." She walks out of the room and to the nurses station where Hud is standing talking to a candy striper. "Two words, Jail Bait. Can I talk to you?" Hud looks at her. "Ummm, uh..." Alicia, with an impatient look says "Yes, or No?" Hud replies, "Uh, yes of course. Come with me." Alicia clears her throat." I'd rather not, here is fine thanks. What have you been giving Hal?" Hud narrows his eyes. "What do you mean? I've given him what is on his chart, if you had taken the time to look...." Alicia interrupts him "I read his chart, meds are pill form only. Sage, has said she saw you give him a needle." Hud looks at her, "Well, she's lying." Alicia gives him a dirty look and says "Somebody is." then turns and walks away. Hud stamps his foot and says "Aw, Fiddle sticks!" Walking back into Hal's room and whispers "Fiddle sticks? .......You've only seen him give Hal a needle once?" Sage looks up "Well I've only been in the room once, but I've seen him give him the stuff maybe 4, 5 times before.... what? You lost color. What's wrong?" Alicia walks over to Hal's bed and takes his pulse. "It's weak, whatever he has been giving him, for whatever reason is going to kill him. We've got to find out what it is. And we need to get him out of here. I'll be keeping my eye on Dr. Nut job until we do. If you see him do anything, you tell me." Sage begins to cry. "Of course. Is Hal going to be okay? my gosh, why is he doing this?!" Alicia looks at her pager. "I have no idea, to both questions. We've got to get him out. Or he will die. Listen, I've got to take this call. Here, take this. If he comes in here, you push A2 and it'll page me okay?" Sage nods her head and takes the phone, Alicia leaves the room. Sage pulls up a chair and sets beside Hals bed holding his hand. She sweeps the hair from his eyes and begins to cry. A few minutes later Hud walked by and gave a menacing look into the room, Sage didn't notice.

That night, Alicia and Sage were in the hospital on the third floor. They were planning on sneaking into Hud's office to see if they could find anything. Sage, frighten out of her mind asks "What if we get caught?" Alicia quietly and quickly picks the lock to Hud's office door. "Then we get caught, Ms.I-always-look-on-the-downside-of-things. Come on." She pushes the door open and steps inside. Sage closes the door. They look around the room at all the, file cabinets, and drawers. Then Alicia steps over to his desk and opens a drawer. Inside is a box marked 'Box O' Poison.' "Dr? How did he become a Doctor? He's not very clever that one.... Come here Sage." Sage walks over to where Alicia is standing. "What is it?" Alicia rolls her eyes. "It's a box of after dinner mints. It's poison Sage, poison." Sage picks up the box and opens it. Inside are little viles. "Hey, these look like the ones Hud had when he was giving Hal the needle. You think they're the same ones?" Alicia gives her a look as if to say 'Duh'. "Yes Sage, I think they're the same ones." From outside the Hallway comes the sound of footsteps. Sage begins to shake "Oh No! What are we going to do now?" Alicia walks over and hides behind the door, motioning for Sage to follow her. "If they come in, or when they walk by the door, we'll leave." Just then, the door swings open, and in comes, dun dun dun! Dana, Kali's best friend. Behind her are 3 very large guys in black suits. They walk into the middle of the room. Sage and Alicia sneak out from behind the door and run into the hallway. "Hey! After them!" The 3 extremely large men start to run after Sage and Alicia. They run down the hall and to the elevator, quickly they push the buttons. "It isn't coming fast enough and the gorillas in suits are getting closer, we'll have to take the stairs, come on!" She grabs Sage's hand and pulls her towards the emergency exit. They run down the steps all the while the men are still chasing them. They end up in the morgue. They check all the doors, they're all locked. Except one. "I ain't going in there." said Alicia "Why not?" Alicia gave Sage a look "Because there's dead people in there." Sage replies "You're a doctor, you see dead people all the time" Alicia steps into the room "Not like this." They hear the men coming down the hallway and run inside and close the door. "Well no where to hide it seems. Let's get outta here." Sage grabs her arm "Wait, we can't go out there, we'll get caught and Hud'll kill Hal. Maybe us too. Come on." Sage leads her to the tables. Only one doesn't have anything on it. "Well, looks like you get comp'ny Sage my friend." Sage looks at the table with the body and then to Alicia "Ewgy" Alicia climbs up on the table and covers up with the sheet. "Yup, it sure is" Sage does the same. They lay down, a few seconds later the men go by the door.

After about an hour or so the girls sit up. "Let's go" They hop down off the table just then Alicia bumps into a man on a slab and screams... Sage runs over to her and puts her hand over Alicias mouth, "SHHHH Alicia! gosh girl.... you could..... you could wake the dead!!" She lowers her hands from Alicias mouth and doubles over laughing.. Alicia shaken and embarrass says "Yeah ha ha ha funny now c'mon." They go out the delivery entrance of the hospital. "That was so not fun." Alicia says as they walk to the car port to find Alicia's car. "No, but you made yourself a new buddy. Too bad he was such a stiff, I'm sure you two would have had an interesting conversation." Sage said laughing. They get in the car and Alicia drives Sage home. After they reach her house Alicia turns to Sage. "Okay, here's the deal. I'm going to go get a friend of mine, Monica, she's an undercover agent, she'll help us out. I want to stay with Hal until we get to the hospital. You got me? Keep the phone and call me if you need anything." Sage nods her head. "Gotcha." She gets out of the car and closes the door. After watching her get into the house safely Alicia drives away. Sage had been looking out of the window the hole time, waiting for Alicias car to pull away. When it finally did Sage dashed threw the door and got in her car.. "I cant leave Hal there I have to be with him." She says as she backs out of her drive.

Meanwhile, after leaving Sage's house Alicia goes downtown to her friend Monicas. She's been a detective for almost 5 years now. Alicia pulls into the lot behind the building Monica's office is located. She goes inside and knocks on the door that has her name written in gold letters on the glass window. "Come in!" Calls a voice from inside. Alicia opens the door and steps into the room. There's a desk in the center of the room and two potted plants on either side. The big bay window covered with blinds let in a faint light from the street lamps. The room had the smell of sweet perfume mixed with the Chinese food Monica had just eaten for dinner. "Alicia! My dear friend, how are you?" Alicia walks over to a leather chair in front of the big wooden desk. "I've been better. I need your help." Monica looks at her worryingly, "Of course, what's wrong?" Alicia sits up and clears her throat "You know Hal Sparks, right?" Monica lets out a laugh. "How could I not? Every time we speak it's Hal this, and Hal that. Although, I can't blame you. He is easy on the eyes. What about him? Isn't he in the hospital?" Alicia gives her a disapproving look "Yes, he was shot." Monica gets up, and opens a small side window."Didn't that happen before? You know, I think that girl he's running around with is the cause." Alicia follows her to the window." It's not her, Sage, it's Hud. Who might I add, proposed to me." Monica bursts out laughing. "It's not funny. I think it may be the reason Hal got shot. Part of it anyway. The other, is because of John Henson. He's obsessed. He wants John back in the purple chair, and he thinks that if he gets rid of Hal, then John will come back. I need you to help catch him." Monica nods her head "Of course. And you're right, it's not funny....well not really" She bursts out laughing again. Alicia walks out of the office and slams the door, inside she can still here the faint sound of Monica's laughing.

Driving back to the hospital at midnight, Alicia is in her car listening to her tape. Singing along she doesn't notice the car that has been following her for the last 2 miles. "Black velvet in that little boys smile, black velvet with that slow southern style, a new religion that'll bring her to your knees, black velvet if you please." She looks into her rear view mirror and sees the car. She turns the corner, and so does the car. Noticing that it's a small black deal with tinted windows and no license plate she floors the gas pedal. "So Hud my friend, you've decided to come after me huh? Well, let's see if you catch up." She pulls the car to the left, then back to the right. Dodging other cars on the road. She turns to the left down an alleyway. There's a brick wall up ahead. "Dang it!" She stops the car gets out, and climbs over the wall. Not stopping to see if anyone comes after her, she climbs into the dumpster. "Goodness gracious me! If I get out of here, I swear I'm going to personally kill Hal, and his girlfriend myself." After a few minutes of silence, she pears out of the top of the garbage can. Nothing. She climbs out and back up over the wall. "Well, whoever the psycho path was, they're gone now. She gets back into her car and drives the rest of the way to the hospital.

Several minutes later Sage pulls up in front of the hospital, she can see Alicias car parked across the street. As she walked into the hospital she could see Alicia standing guard at the corner, ducking so she wouldn't be seen Sage waited till Alicia turned to look behind her and threw a pencil down the hall. Alicia hearing the ruckus from down the hall grabs a wooden clip board and holds it like a bat infront of her.. Sage seeing her opportunity runs past Alicia and into Hals room.. "Hal, Hal its me... Sage!" she runs to him and grabs his hand.. "Sage?" he says half awake. "Is something wrong Sage?".. Sage, not wanting to worry Hal says "No.. no... why does something have to be wrong for a girlfriend to come visit a boyfriend in the hospital at 3 o'clock in the morning?" She laughs. Hal replies almost a half drunk "Yeah... yeah I have had this dream before.." he pauses and begins to laugh "Your head turns to pudding.." Sage whispers to herself "DANG IT..... Hud must have given him more of those poison dinner mints... seems funny he would use dinner mints." Sage scratches her head. Hal turns to ask Sage for a hug and knocks a pitcher of water to the floor. Before Sage can even turn around Alicia is standing in the door way with a clip board in her hands above her head, Sage screams and throws a shoe at her as Alicia drops Sage runs to her.. "ALICIA? Oh dear.." Sage props Alicia up on the chair beside Hals bed.. Hal still half drugged turns to say "Hello there... what are you in for.... I think I am here cause" he hiccups "cause.. cause I wanna.... I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day!" Sage runs to Hal to try to quiet him.. "Hal dear... if you be real nice and quiet I will give you a.. uh.. I will give you a magic..." Sage begins to look around the room, "A magic rubber glove!" She hands him a nurses glove and as he takes it and pops it around he says "I be reeeeeeal quiet promise Sage, Sage, you got a stupid name Sage, Sage Sage." he stops to laugh, then begins to play with the rubber glove. Just then Alicia sets up holing her head.. "What are you doing here Sage I told you to stay home! And why the heck did you hit me with a shoe?" Sage turns around and starts to defend herself when they hear foot steps coming down the hall.. "OH NO WHAT DO WE DO!" Sage says panicing, but before Alicia can jump to her feet the evil Dr. Hud is standing in the door way.

Hud closes the door behind him and looks at Alicia, "Your precious Hal isn't so GRAND anymore IS he!" Alicia a little puzzled stands and says "My precious Hal? Now, that my dear Hud, is what we call wishful thinking...... What are you talking about?" Hud takes a banana from his lab coat, "Don't play dumb with me girly! I know you turned me down because of... of... THAT!" He points to Hal lying asleep in the bed with the rubber glove on his face. Sage backs up a little and starts to plea with Dr. Hud, "Why are you doing this?" Then her tears turn to hate, "Your going to get caught! Then what HUH?!? You.." Before Sage can call Dr. Hud a few names she had picked out, Alicia interupts "Thats good Sage enrage the crazy doctor with the leathel banana." Dr. Hud, smiles evilly as if he hadn't heard a word that had been said. He grabs Sage by the arm, pulls her up against him and puts a needle to her throat, Sage begins to cry. Alicia gasps and starts toward Dr. Hud then he turns with an evil smile to say "Not a step further my beautiful TRADER..... pick Hal up and him in the wheel chair in the corner, or Sagey here gets it." Alicia, trying to stay calm, picks up Hals lifeless body and drops him in the wheel chair.. "Dang Hal its called a diet, look into it." She says as she rubs her shoulder .Sage tries to break free. Hud points the banana at Hal and yells "Hal get up or your girlfriend gets it" "Sage, what the heck is going on?" Hal said sleepily. "Oh Hal! Thank God!" Sage said and kissed him. Hud grimaced. "Okay, cut it out with all the sloppy stuff. Now get up." Hal stood up and raised a dark eyebrow. "You're holding us hostage with a banana?" he said in disbelief. Hud looked sheepish and throws the banana in Hals direction as holds up the needle and looks at Hal is if to say neener neener neener. "Okay everybody, let's go." Hud gestured with the needle, and grabed Alicia by her lab coat. Hal and Sage followed him out into the hall. "Where are we going?" Alicia asked. "I don't know, do you?" Hud said. "I know, let's go to the E! building!" Sage exclaimed. "Great idea." Hud replied. "Can we stop for some ice cream on the way?" Hud asked. "Sure." Alicia said trying to keep the crazy Dr. Hud from getting mad. Hal rolled his eyes. "This is a joke, right?" "Shut up!" Hud yelled. "Come on!"

At the ice cream parlor, Sage took everyone's order and went up to the counter to get it. "Make sure you get my ice cream with sprinkles." Hud told her menacingly. "Whatever." Sage retorted, walking away. "Hey Hal," Hud said. "Can I have your autograph?" "Sure," Hal said. Then sarcastically: "I mean, it's not every day that you get shot by a midget and kidnapped with a banana, then go out for ice cream with your kidnaper who by the way tryied to kill your girl friend." Alicia let out a laugh, and Hud poked her in the side with the handle side of the needle. Alicia said holding her side "Ow, that really hurt me. I think you broke my rib." Hud was just about to reply when Sage returned with the ice cream. "WHAT? NO SPRINKLES???" Hud shouted. He grabbed Sage by the throat and started to choke her. "Hud!" Screamed Alicia. "This is yours." She hands him an ice cream cone with rainbow sprinkles. "Oh, my bad." He let Sage go and takes his ice cream. "Yummy, sprinkles." Alicia looks at him. "Can I ask you something Hud?" He stops eating for a second."What?" Alicia puts down her ice cream."Well, I was just wondering, do you know how dang insane you are? I mean, is there any knowledge of it inside that head of yours? I'm sure Hal will let you borrow his straight jacket.." She shakes her head in disbelief and throws away her ice cream."Of all the times I could move to California"

After they finish their ice cream, they drive to the E! building. They go up to the roof where all of Hud's little friends are hanging around, as if there was a party. Matter of fact, they were dressed as if it were a formal party. "What do you have planned Hud?" Alicia asks. "You'll see" He replies. "You! Get over here" Marvin comes rushing over and takes the needle from Hud. His arms loosens and Alicia gets enough leeway to escape. Hal comes up and kicks him in the back. Hud screams in pain and falls to the ground. But before anyone can make another move his little henchmen come and grab ahold of the three of them. "Tie up Hal and the girl. Wrap up Alicia's hands and bring her to me." They do as they're told, and drag Alicia over to where Hud is standing. In front of them stands a little person dressed as a priest. Suddenly it hits her, Hud is planning on marrying her! She couldn't let that happen. She looks back at Hal, he's struggling to get loose. The poor guy, he's so sick. She feels a tear fall down her cheek. It's all her fault. "Hey! Pay attention" Hud jerks her arm, and she looks back to the little preacher. "Hud do you take this woman to be your...." Hud interrupts him "Yes I do, can we speed this along?" The little preacher looks at him "Sorry Sir, I didn't realize you were in such a hurry. Alicia, do you..." "No! I wouldn't marry this scum, if he were the last man on earth! You try to kill me with a banana and then expect me to marry you? Are you insane? You can't just go around kidnapping people with a banana and then force them into marrying you." Just then Hal breaks loose and runs up to Hud knocking him to the ground. "Took you long enough, goodness gracious me I almost had to marry that nutbasket. Kick his butt Hal." She walks over to Sage and unties her. They stand back holding onto a few of the little peoples collars as they kick, watching Hal beat the pants off of Hud. With one final kick, Hud lands on the ledge of the E! building. Hal, about 2 inches away from him, bends down to grab his arms. "Please! Please Hal, help me. I'm sorry for what I've done. I'll get help I swear!" Hal, being the sweetheart that he is, couldn't let him fall. So he helps him back onto the roof. He turns to Sage and begins to run to her but before he can take a step, Hud punches him, and still weak Hal falls to the ground. "Finally, I'll get what I deserve! My Johnny will come back to the purple chair, and I'll be with Alicia forever!" Alicia, standing off to the side says "Don't bet on it pal." Hud gets ready to knock Hal to the ground 20 stories below. But before he can, Marvin the midget comes up from behind him and gives him a shove! It sends Hud soaring through the air, screaming all the way down they hear him thump to the ground. "Ew. I bet that hurt." Says Alicia. Marvin walks over to Hal and offers his hand "I never liked Skunk Boy that much. Let me help you." Hal takes his hand and stands up. Sage rushes to hug him."Oh Hal... I love you so much", Hal grabs Sage and hugs he tight, "I love you too.. oh and the next time you check me into a hospitle can ya check to see if there are any evil crazed Dr. runnin the joint!" Sage laughed threw her tears, "Sure, if you promise to not get shot by any more midgets" Alicia looks at them, and quietly starts to cry. "Well guys, I guess this is it, time for goodbye. As they say, all good things must come to an end." Hal looks at her."You're leaving? But, I haven't even gotten the chance to know you! You can't leave, you saved my life." Alicia wipes away her tears and turns back. "I'll stay for you then Hal" The sirens wail from down below. They work their way down to the street. Monica is standing over Hud's body. "In the words of you Hal. Ewgy." Alicia looks at her "It was a friend of his, Marvin." Monica looks up," I don't think so, we found him dead this morning in a pool of milk and Oreo cookies." They all look up to the roof of the E! building to see Kali the midget standing there with a mask in her hand.

Ooh, chilling. back to STORIES yo.