Thursday's (July 10th) Synopsis

Written by ClayZebra

Yes, I'm back after going two days without Days. SOMEHOW I managed to catch up on all that I missed. I didn't miss it today, but if you did, here's what happened.

John, Marlena, Belle, and Brady are getting up at the penthouse.

John: Doc, it's great that the children are here so we can be a family.

Marlena: Nothing is more important than my children.

Brady: Will you take us to the park?

John: Outta my way kid, I've gotta get Doc into bed again.

Belle: Can we have breakfast?

Marlena: I just fed you last month. Be quiet.

John: Chelsea! Get these kids out of here! (to Marlena) I'd do anything for my children.

Marlena: I know you would, John. Hey, it's Abe and Lexie! Hi!

Abe/Lexie: Hello.

John: I finally figured something out.

Abe: (after a stunned silence) What did you figure out?

John: I forget.

Abe: Oh well.

John: Hey, will you stand up for me again if I figure out who it is I'm marrying this time? I know it's a long shot, but-

Abe: Sure I will, John. Now, let's send Lexie and Marlena to the spa.

Lexie, Marlena, Carrie and some other friends are at the spa.

Carrie: Sami is walking.

Marlena: Sami?

Carrie: Your daughter.

Marlena: That's right. I'm glad she's walking.

Carrie: You do know she's evil . . .

Marlena: Huh?

Carrie: Never mind.

Lexie: Speaking of evil, I'm worried about my obessesion with Stefano.

Marlena: Monsters are easier than people for Charlie to write abou- I mean, they're interesting.

Carrie: Say, isn't that Stefano?

Marlena: Stefano doesn't have long hair.

Stefano: Lexie, help me kidnap Marlena.

Lexie: I hate you so much, and I'm afraid of you, so I'll stand here for ten minutes to talk to you.

Stefano: Good idea.

Lexie: Whoops. Changed my mind. HELP!

Mike: (entering) Carrie, are you okay? I was worried.

Carrie: I think I'll wait for Austin for another five or ten years. After all, I probably won't find an adorable doctor who'll come running every time he thinks something might hurt me.

Mike: Nope, probably not.

Laura: (to herself) I think Mike likes Carrie. So I'll slander Austin every chance I get to keep him away from Carrie. Wasn't it great of me to bring down that schemer Kristen?

MEANWHILE, Jennifer and Abby are going to see Jack.

Jenn: I'm getting an alarm system put in.

Jack: Be careful. My old cellmate was a con-artist alarm system installer. And Stefano always has a hand in these things.

Jenn: Naw, that wouldn't happen to US!

Jack: Besides, Stefano is dead.

Abby: I love you Daddy. That's why I'm not even looking at you.

Jenn: Don't talk like that, Abby, or I'll hand you over to Chelsea.

Abby: Sorry.

MEANWHILE, in another jail, Vivian, Ivan, and Kristen are in trouble.

Kristen: Don't talk, Vivian. Stefano will save us.

Vivian: You're crazier than Laura.

Kristen: In Salem, who isn't? Anyway, you should have known it was Susan and not me who married John.

Vivian: Even John didn't know.

Kristen: EVEN John?

Vivian: You're right. That makes no sense.

Ivan: Madame, don't forget me.

Vivian: I won't. I wouldn't want to end up acting against Duh-Boy.

End of Show

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