John Quiz

Take this quiz to see if you are John.  If you get all of the correct answers, you should contact the ISA and start world wide search for your brain.

1.  If your girlfriend/fiancee is pregnant with your child and never lets you touch her, you should........

a) Ask her why

b) Consult her doctor to see if there are problems that she hasn't told you

c) Love and nurture her even more than usual

d) Dream about having sex with your ex-wife

e) My girlfriend is pregnant???

2.  If the love of your life is missing, you should......

a) Search the *entire* house for clues

b) Have sex

c) Follow all possible leads until she is returned home safely

d) Spend extra time with your children, who miss her

e) What was her name?

3.  Should priests have children?

a) Of course not, they are married to the church

b) Well, maybe if they have been released from their sacred vows it would be ok for them to get married and have children

c) After all that time of celibacy, they should have several children all with different mothers, most illegitimate

d) Only if they can afford baby nurses

e) c and d

correct answers 1. d  2. b  3. e

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