Mulderisms
"Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted."
"Before anyone passes judgement, I'd just like to remind you that we are in the arctic.
"I would never lie. I willfully participated in a campaign of misinformation."
"You know, for a holy man, you've got quite a knack for pissing people off."
"You never draw my bath!"
"If you detected a hint of sarcasm in Agent Scully's voice, it's because the FBI conducted a survey..."
"You gotta love this place. Every day's like halloween."
"They told me that even though my deodorant is made for a woman it's strong enough for a man."
"Aside from the need for corrective lenses and a tendency to be abducted by extra-terrestrials involved in an international government conspiracy, the Mulder family passes genetic muster."
"Scully...what are you wearing?"
"I heard you were down here slicing and dicing. Who's the lucky stiff?"
"There's a Michael Jackson joke here, but I just can't find it."
"I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot."
"I've always been intrigued by women named B.J..."
"That's one of the luxuries to hunting down aliens and genetic mutants - you rarely get to press charges."
"How can an eight year old boy who can barely multiply be a threat to national security? And people call me paranoid!"
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