| Tom Jones- he
drinks straight vodka on stage. He still has 20 year old lovers. He has videos on Beavis
and Butthead. And he made his comeback as a show-stopping,
alien-ass-kicking, plane flying, all-around tough guy in the film MARS ATTACKS! All this
and he's pushin' 60. Tellin' it like it is, pussycat! 
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Harvey Keitel- Shoots to kill with guns in both hands, cleans up splattered brains, &
trades piano keys for sex, yet appreciates a fine cup of coffee. Q:Why does Harvey Keitel
wear a tuxedo at 7 in the morning? A: 'Cause he's a badass motherfucker and can do
whatever he wants! (The Ultimate Tough Guy) 
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| Lea Thompson- Don't be thinkin' "Caroline in the City" here. We're talkin' her
badass self in RED DAWN! The grenade-throwin' sass-talkin', deer-blood drinkin', friend
shootin' Lea Thompson. 
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Gene Hackman- He'd better not "pick his feet in Poughkeepsie" 'cause his ship is
quickly sinking! Pluses: Ready to blow the Russians to bits commanding a submarine, can
put away as much liquor as Tom Jones 
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