Mulder (David Duchovny)
Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan)
Sam (Scott Bakula)
Al (Dean Stockwell)
Quinn Mallory (Jerry O'Donnell)
Pizza Delivery Guy (Leonardo DiCaprio)
Joxer (Ted Raimi)
Guy without a shirt (Brendan Frasier)
Sam has Leaped into Scully, Mulder's partner from the X-Files. Naturally Al is there. Mulder is chasing Cooper from Twin Peaks because he thinks he is an alien. Quinn Slides into an Earth where the TV and movies are a reality and is trying to last until his next Slide. Joxer has been sent into the future by Aries who is playing a trick on Xena. The pizza delivery guy keeps chasing Mulder for the money for his last order, because in a great fit of goofiness, Mulder ran off after uttering one of his strange trade mark lines to the delivery guy. For no apparent reason there is this guy running around without a shirt on.
*Sam Leaps in* "...And I think we should chase this "Cooper" guy just to make sure he really IS an FBI agent!" Mulder said. "Uh... Oh boy!", Sam said, noticing he was in womans' clothing. "YEAHHHHAAA!!", screamed some crazy shirtless guy, running across the parking lot Sam and Mulder were standing on. "Wow, that guy has problems!", muttered Al who just came through the Door. "Hey Mister! Where's my money!?", cried the pizza delivery guy. "Uh, uh-oh! Time to split, Scully!", shouted Mulder who grabbed Sam's arm and made a run for it.
Mulder suddenly spies Cooper, who is running after Joxer. "Joxer the Mighty roams through the country side he never needs a place to hide with Gabby as his side kick..", bellows Joxer. "Stop! You are under arrest for... uh... something!", yells Cooper. "After him Scul...", started Mulder, interrupted by the shirtless guy. "HEY SCULLY! Will you SHOOT THAT WEIRDO?" "OOOOHHHH BOY!", sighed Sam. "Ziggy says you have a 79% chance of Leaping if you keep Mulder from jumping into a wormhole caused by one... Quinn Mallory...", Al stated. "Hey Scully! I got Cooper!", Mulder said. "Huh... uh... Al?", Sam asked. "Yeah, Sam you have to let this Cooper get away. He is an FBI agent.", Al informed Sam. "Hey Mulder... uh..um. You have to let Cooper go. He is... not an alien!", Sam said. "Oh Scully! You and your "no aliens" theory!", Mulder faked a laugh. But he let Cooper go anyway. "THANK you!", Cooper retorted, brushing himself off. "..Every woman's fantasy, plus I'm good with companeeeeee...", sang Joxer, skipping by. Cooper ran after Joxer again, Sam sighed and Mulder was giving Sam a funny look. Suddenly the pizza guy sprang outta no where. "WHERE'S MY MONEY MISTER?!!?", he yelled. "AHHHH!!!!", cried Mulder, surrounded by not ONLY the pizza guy, but also the shirtless weirdo. "DIDN'T I TELL YA TO SHOOT HIM SCULLY!?!?!"
Suddenly a wormhole appeared and Quinn Slid in. Mulder was staring in awe at the newcomer. "Oh man... 10 minutes til the next opening..", muttered Quinn. "Hey! You! Where did you... How?? I mean..", stuttered Mulder. "YOU'RE the one!!!", cried Cooper. "The dream prophesized that you are gonna destroy the world!" "I uh... aw man... where's Wade and Rembrandt and Professor?", Quinn asked to himself. Suddenly Quinn saw the two FBI agents advance towards him, so he bolted. Mulder and Cooper ran after him for about ten minutes, closely followed by Sam and Al, the pizza guy, and the shirtless guy. They ran into Joxer who had started his crazy hero song about himself yet AGAIN. Mulder kept yelling at Scully to shoot the shirtless guy who was really starting to freak him out. Sam kept yelling "oh boy" under his breath at this crazy unusual Leap, and Al kept spouting off what Ziggy said he should do to Leap, along with a few memories of his numerous ex-wives.
Finally Quinn managed to shake the mob for a few minutes. He had ended up in a clearing in a deep wooded area. Getting out his timer he saw he had about 1 minute left. The mob got there right when Quinn opened up the wormhole. "WOW!", Mulder said in awe. "Oh boy!", gasped Sam. "Oh... SAAAaaammm!! You know what you gotta do!!", warned Al. The pizza guy stopped hounding Mulder and was staring from the shirtless guy to the wormhole in complete confusion. Joxer came onto the scene and muttered something about "that evil Aries". Suddenly Quinn jumped into the wormhole. Mulder tried to follow, but Scully, with an incredible "manly" strength" pulled him back. Cooper looked indecisive about letting his quarry go, but finally decided it best to let him leave, although he knew he would regret it. Suddenly Joxer disappeared in a flash of light. Sam Leaped, taking Al with him. The pizza guy whonked Mulder on the head, who finally relented and paid for his pizza. Scully was looking around with a confused look on her face. The guy without a shirt was finally persuaded to put one on with a little help from Cooper and his gun. Mulder was rather disappointed and headed back to Washington with the confused Scully, while Cooper headed back to Twin Peaks. With Cooper gone the formerly shirtless guy took up his previous state...