PJJ's E-mail

Go placidly amid the ruins and despair and remember don't cook the pets, (and remember) nothing or there may be a quiz afterwards. As far as possible without surrender be falsely accused with all persons. Cremate your truth without any reason and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. As if anyone even cared. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are going to blame YOU to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be many more insane persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep faking your career, however humble; it is a real time filler in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise till you drop in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for a nap and everywhere life is full of bozos. Be yourself. Especially, do not blow bubbles with affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as fruit flavored as if anyone cared. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth and your chocolate. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden chocolate frenzies. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have to get a life to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with the price of gas, whatever you conceive the alternatives to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your other self. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a pain in the butt. Be careful. Strive to be mentally ill.

Mark's E-mail

Go placidly amid the losers and assholes and remember to wipe your feet, (and remember) you loser, there may be sticky stuff in there. As far as possible without surrender be squeaky clean with all persons. Rationalize your truth for all it's worth and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Even if it's really stupid. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are going to blame YOU to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be more or less predictable persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep taking two steps back in your career, however humble; it is a real placebo in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise till you drop in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals and everywhere life is full of sneaky grins. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as fruit flavored as toilet paper. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth because you can't be trusted with them anyway. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden chocolate frenzies. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be a good sport with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have no common sense to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with the price of gas, whatever you conceive the creep who did that to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your waitress. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a watered down drink.Be careful. Strive to be overly annoying.

Matt's E-mail

Go placidly amid the intestines and entrails and remember what you're doing, (and remember) to wash your hands after you touch that there may be hideous infection. As far as possible without surrender, be cuddly with all persons. Howl your truth at every opportunity and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. But mine's more bizarre. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are insane to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be no better persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep hating with a passion your career, however humble; it is a real waste of skin in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise someone else's cash in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for thrills and everywhere life is full of idiots. Be yourself. Especially, do not dribble on those who show affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as sweatty as my armpits. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth such as your virginity. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden death. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be disgusted with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have no desire to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with someone else whatever you conceive kidneys to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your knives. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still expensive. Be careful. Strive to be sick.

Stacy's E-mail

Go placidly amid the computers and confusion and remember to wipe your feet, (and remember) you loser, there may be a quiz afterwards. As far as possible without surrender, be condescending with all persons. Scream your truth from the rooftops with an Uzi and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Even if it is pointless. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are family members to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be peons and underlings and other insignificant persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep flooging the dead horse of your career, however humble; it is a real speck of dust in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise stupidity in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for increased profits and everywhere life is full of Spam. Be yourself. Especially, do not contract affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as flatulant as the fat man in the BarcaLounger. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth because by now they're obsolete anyway. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden paranoia. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be forgetful with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have no reason to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with Microsoft whatever you conceive it to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your colon. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still not worth the sffort Be careful. Strive to be amusing.

Dotti's E-mail

Go placidly amid the chaos, toys and piles of stuff and remember that you might need something, (and remember) this will hurt me more than it will hurt you there may be sticky stuff in there. As far as possible without surrender be falsely accused with all persons. What kind of mileage you can get out of your truth without looking retarded, can you do that? and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Even if it's really stupid. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are insane to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be many more insane persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep complaining to people in your career, however humble; it is a real source of irritation in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise to instill fear in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for instant gratification and everywhere life is full of bozos. Be yourself. Especially, do not take advantage of affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as dangerous as if tomorrow will never come. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth because you can't be trusted with them anyway. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be irrational with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have come a long way to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with your chosen ones, whatever you conceive the alternatives to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your companion. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a paycheck. Be careful. Strive to be a stupid dog.

janine's E-mail

Go placidly amid the sex fiends and pained looks from other people and remember that you might need something, (and remember) mine is bigger, what sex there may be As if anyone even cared. As far as possible without surrender be squeaky clean with all persons. Rationalize your truth on one foot and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Simon says, Be Quiet! Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are going to blame YOU to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be cooler party-animal persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep treading water in your career, however humble; it is a real source of irritation in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise a large censored in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for all they can get and everywhere life is full of boozers. Be yourself. Especially, do not confuse tradition with affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as unbearable as a juicy steak. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth You jerk! Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden electrical shortages. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be wild and crazy with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have no good excuse to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with Elvis whatever you conceive the alternatives to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your censored. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still the last one. Be careful. Strive to be insane.

Anne's E-mail

Go placidly amid the jerks and confusion and remember objects are closer than they appear, (and remember) to wash your hands after you touch that there may be sticky stuff in there. As far as possible without surrender be good to the last drop with all persons. What kind of mileage you can get out of your truth without spilling any and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Even if it's really stupid. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are bigger than you are to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be many more insane persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep faking time your career, however humble; it is a real filler in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise your sense of humor in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for more than they deserve and everywhere life is full of idiots. Be yourself. Especially, do not regurgitate affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as fruit flavored as a juicy steak. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth and dominate the remote control. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden indescribable urges. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be afraid be very afraid with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have given everything you had to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with the caseworker, whatever you conceive the alternatives to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your hairdresser. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a watered down drink. Be careful. Strive to be invisible.

George's E-mail

Go placidly amid the dulls and their pained looks of disbelief and remember their reality doesn't exist, ,(and remember) nothing as there may be time for something later. As far as possible without surrender, be on good terms with yourself and with all persons. Impose your truth for all it's worth and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. They'll make it look like you know what you're doing. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are much like you to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be so many more dull persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real placebo in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise rigorously in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for all they can get and everywhere life is full of bozos. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as thin as toilet paper. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth and your chocolate. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden splurges. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be amused with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have what it takes to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with your cravings, whatever you conceive the alternatives to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a nice place to visit. Be careful. Strive to be sane.

?'s E-mail

Go placidly amid the losers and piles of stuff and remember it's not your fault, (and remember) to wash your hands after you touch that there may be something in your pocket. As far as possible without surrender, be nothing with all persons. What kind of mileage you can get out of your truth without looking retarded, can you do that? and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Even if it's really stupid. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are going to blame YOU to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be cooler party-animal persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep complaining to people in your career, however humble; it is a real hamster ball / wheel in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise your credit card in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for a chance to mock you and everywhere life is full of over-processed food. Be yourself. Especially, do not go to bed without expecting affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as fruit flavored as the litter box. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth and get it while you still can. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden sleepwalking episodes. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be afraid be very afraid with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have some nerve to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with your waistline, whatever you conceive the creep who did that to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your resentful disposition. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a load of crap, isn't it? Be careful. Strive to be something you're not.

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